Qultist accuses Patton Oswald of killing his wife and molesting children in /r/television

1  2020-04-10 by ItsSugar

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While Patton Oswald allegedly obviously helped manslaughter his wife. I disagree, he probably didn't kill his fucking wife, of course. 🤪🤬😷

He knew about his deceased wife's heart problems and her insane cocktail of drugs that she was abusing. A bunch of his standup bits were all about how awful his wife was and in less than a year after she died he had a huge tiddy gf lined up. 🤔

Oops🤭

He knew about his deceased wife's heart problems and her insane cocktail of drugs that she was abusing.

💊 Have you ever known an addict? You’re not convincing them to lay off the drugs unless they want to themselves.

less than a year after she died he had a huge tiddy gf lined up.

A year? You say that like that’s a short amount of time. 🧐

💊 Have you ever known an addict? You’re not convincing them to lay off the drugs unless they want to themselves.

Again, not saying he killed her. I'm just pointing out that his standup was full of jokes about his wife that made her look like a shithead, and that he only benefited from her death with the sympathy headlines, better domestic life, and bigger tiddies to come home to.

A year? You say that like that’s a short amount of time. 🧐

Less than a year according to him. But you're right we all mourn in different ways 😉

A year is a short amount of time when you’re supposed to be grieving a spouse who died “suddenly”. You can date, sure, but don’t fucking marry someone else within 18 months. Jesus. Let her fucking rot a little first. 🦇

That was like fucking Phil Elverum. His wife died and he made that horribly tragic, poignant album about mourning her and seeing her in their infant daughter and then like 11 months later he was married to some slag >!and now he's divorced and alone again!< 😏

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Wasnt asking you, cretin.

Let me speak in your language of Cretin Retardian. Im a bit rusty. I haven't fully grasped your language.

Ok...ahem

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For people who arent Cretin Retardians, that translates to:

Go fuck your Dad's dick hole like the good little sperm you are

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Wait, WTF does Marina Abramovic have to do with this fantasy world of theirs? 🤨🤨🤨

🧐 Everyone who’s in the arts or they don’t deem normal is a satanic pedo or human trafficker don’t ya know.

I do -not- want this to be true, but I cannot deny my eyes & ears.

Bullshit. C*nspiracy r*tards love to pretend that it's such a burden 😓 on them to be the only ones 🧐 who know the secret 🕵️ truth, but really it's just entertainment 🎮🕹️📺 for them.

Why would anyone be excited about a new Patton Oswald comedy special 🌫

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Reddit might have saved that person's life, removing the comments before the killuminati deathsquads saw it.

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