If you find yourself comparing politics to sex you should neck yourself, because you're clearly doing both wrong.

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The amount of cope from my 🤮 republican (really ibertarian) 🤮 friends on Facebook is amazing since paint, gardening, and flooring sections have been closed

Motorcycle 🏍 riding and (with exceptions) boating ⛵️ have also been banned

Of course they started petitions (cause they help!) were linked in the Facebook posts as well

https://www.change.org/p/michigan-state-house-remove-michigan-governor-gretchen-whitmer-from-office

https://www.change.org/p/michigan-state-house-impeach-governor-whitmer

Honestly these people think they should be allowed to walk free cause they've had to "suffer" THREE WHOLE WEEEEEKS of confinement 😭😭😭😭

Whitmer is the only one with half a brain in Michigan and is basically 🍝 copypasting what Germany is has been implementing for the last month anyway, but...

Burgers + Freedom = Braindead 🇺🇸

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Can't they harvest their own seed from their produce?🤔

They would have to dry out the seeds. That makes them hours behind the season!!

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Most seeds from the produce you buy at the grocery store won't grow or if they do won't produce 🧑‍🔬

Wow, I guess it's not as easy as these kids' goddamn consolefag Animal Crossing shit 👶 and there are techniques like grafting that have been perfected over thousands of years 👴 that aren't as simple as throwing seeds at dirt. Maybe the zoomers can do a Fortnite teabagging dance over me when they learn how to grow potatoes and carrots and shit.

Big Seed won't let them 😭

imagine not already having a large personal seedbank with hundreds of varieties of edible, medicinal and psychoactive plants🤣🤣🤣

Seeds will be currency once industrial society collapses 😎

Your MLP cum jar doesn’t count as a seed bank.

Holy shit Murica is stupid as fuck 🤣🤣🤣

Lmao imagine voting for a 👩 and then getting mad when she does some stupid shit. Get what you deserve you 🍁‘s in denial

Or imagine 💭 having some welfare👸queen sleeping in a ⛺️ in the 🚗🚓🚕 lot buy every 🍐🍑🍊🍅🍎🍆 seed off a fraudulent credit 💳, kinda like 🧻🧻🧻, so no one in the state can grow 🥔🍠🥐🧅🧅🧄 while she tries to 💰💵 on eBay 💸.

Most likely someone sneezed on it and they have to scrub it down before reopening. r/libertarian would be spazzing out about this if it actually happened.

👨👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿

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No way, this random guy 👨 on Twitter sounds totally legit 😂:

Didn’t vote Tr*mp in 16; wd crawl over glass to re-elect him in 2020. I tweet corona recoveries daily & cook meat.

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Actually the governor banned the sale of non-essential items because li8️⃣Ta®️ds think making random rules and then saying “omg if you no follow you immoral”

Ted 🃏 predicted this.

1. Psychologists use the term “socialization” to designate the process by which children are trained to think and act as society demands. A person is said to be well socialized if he believes in and obeys the moral code of his society and fits in well as a functioning part of that society. It may seem senseless to say that many leftists are oversocialized, since the leftist is perceived as a rebel. Nevertheless, the position can be defended. Many leftists are not such rebels as they seem.

2. The moral code of our society is so demanding that no one can think, feel and act in a completely moral way. For example, we are not supposed to hate anyone, yet almost everyone hates somebody at some time or other, whether he admits it to himself or not. Some people are so highly socialized that the attempt to think, feel and act morally imposes a severe burden on them. In order to avoid feelings of guilt, they continually have to deceive themselves about their own motives and find moral explanations for feelings and actions that in reality have a non-moral origin. We use the term “oversocialized” to describe such people. [2]

Essentially: the “correct” moral approach (according to CNN, the source of all morality) is to social distance and shut down as much as possible. This means that it has now become a moral pissing context of who can sacrifice more in the name of Corona to show their conviction to their oversocialized morality.😅😅😅🥴

Give it a few weeks and mcdonalds will be the only acceptable food 🍔🍟

If you’re comfortable with it, send me an address or a P.O. Box and I’ll send you some seed you need.

Did this man just offer to 💦💦 in an envelope?

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