Hetrosexual Males don't exist

341  2020-04-13 by thedopestfish

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Women on Reddit are like a special little club of women I don’t notice in the street and will never ever want to fuck so actually reading their opinions on anything is like going to the zoo for me. Fascinating.

Yea, that—that makes perfect sense for me, too.

idk I don't think all women who use reddit are like that.

True, there are some e thots too

5% e-thots exploiting the limitless attention from thirsty nerds and 95% frumpy Beckies with a chip on their shoulder.

lol frumpy beckies

freckies for short. Just fat basics

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Do you have a source on that?

Source?

A source. I need a source.

Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.

No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered.

You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.

Do you have a degree in that field?

A college degree? In that field?

Then your arguments are invalid.

No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.

Correlation does not equal causation.

CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.

You still haven't provided me a valid source yet.

Nope, still haven't.

I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.

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No one downvote this lolcow who lumps herself in with ‘attractive women’ despite having such bad eczema she posts in online forums for help.

I repeat no one downvote this lolcow

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lmao shut up

This is not welcoming ☕🍰 ❤️ to our most esteemed guest and lolcow! 😠

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Please be kind, remember the human.

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please be my girlfriend beautiful

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They don’t want to fuck you either lmao

What do you mean they? You are they you dumb bitch everyone can see your profile lmao

Exactly my point lol. Everyone can see your profile too🤢🤢

Why did you venture out of the zoo? This is a mostly male space that worships the male hindquarters. What were you hoping to find?

That ever elusive heterosexual male.

Oh shit I almost thought a woman said something funny damn

this many downvotes on a lolcow

what the FUCK has happened to r/drama

This would not have happened in douxrama smgdh

His last submission has 871 tinder likes and the people in the comments seem impressed. The one before that is complaining about all the women using one-word openers on bumble.

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Men Do Not Feel Attracted To Women

Very high IQ place you're hanging out in queen

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Of course they do.

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Ummm this comment is problematic......

Same, but with all women

You definitely fuck, that's sick bro 😎

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Men hate normal amounts of body fat on women

Not even redpill guys are this delusional. They know they are miserable and fat.

The only people who think this are fat women, and therefore mentally and physically unwell.

It's not entirely wrong if they're talking about US "normal" or "average" tbh

Males' bodies aren't on par with ours so out of jealousy they hate our bodies and want to destroy them.

I'm led to believe that the person who wrote this is distinctly amoeba-shaped.

Well to be fair, there seems to be plenty of men online who want more than the normal amounts of fat on women. Hence the "thicc" meme exists

Pre-2016 TRP(before rightoid invasion) was the most based thing reddit ever produced.

"Heterosexual" men are just lost souls that haven't found the way of the bussy yet🙏🙏

Based.

Pete 2024, or maybe 2020 if the DNC shunts Creepy Biden

Pete 2024, or maybe 2020

That’ll never happen while their boomer block is alive. Pretty sure they killed his campaign because it would look horrible when the older social conservative homophobia came to light. They know while they won’t pitch a fit about some bussy lovers getting married they sure aren’t going to vote for one.

Is there ever a moment in your life when you aren’t seething over boomers and/or rightoids. 😅

yes when i seethe over wo🤮men

What’s with this sub and leftoid serious posters, there’s like 4 or 5 of them

Pizza got banned is what

The homocracy is inevitable, het

I dunno, if Corn Pop resigns due to the Reade allegations, Dem voters would gladly unite behind the DNC's pick to BTFO Daddy. The only one I see melanated Dems struggling to vote for over Daddy is Manlet Mike.

Someone in my clique was unironically arguing that his mother was homophobic because she doubted butt egg could get elected yet.

I am one with the bussy, and the bussy is with me

This is my bussy 🍑 there are many like it but this one is mine.

The bussy is mine, it belongs to me, you will not have my bussy. 🤗

What if I ask you nicely for it

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That's a lot of superfluous letters to just say "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

They really do believe in unrealistic stereotypes of men. They look for the worst examples of men online (in the appropriate places) to prove that all men are BDSM porn addicts.

They believe that I only want to stick my dick in things that I want to subjugate.

Those fucking fools. I will stick my dick in literally anything.

Even children?

Women and children first

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Men don't love women but when a man loves a woman it's also bad. You can also note all of their examples come from people chasing e-girls further proving they've never left the internet.

all men are pathetic because of these very narrow extremes, women are amazing and flawless despite the prevalence of so many terrible sub-groups.

The same logic would say that some women are gold-diggers that see men as vending machines, other women are addicted to hyper-exaggerated romance fiction ergo women are all trash.

women are all trash.

yes.

Umm, based?

Yes.

when a man loves a woman it's also bad.

Based and Boltonpilled

It's like drinking brine.

What type of brine? Hero?

I recognized the reference to our most esteemed mod!

What

Men want babies with big tits.

And what do they want to sexually do to these babies with big tits? Fuck them in the ass, fuck them in the throat, beat, rape, torture, and humiliate them until they cry.

I'm rather concerned about this statement and I may consider reporting this to the admins or further because no well-adjusted person has these thoughts and feels that it needs to be posted on the Internet.

holy fuck, this are like the insane ramblings of a fucking mental patient.

According to the comments, it's very well written and perfectly encapsulates the beliefa of that sub. Dunno if those comments were jokes tho.

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Wait what

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Radfems are unironically right about men, just looking at the pornhub front page shows that vast majority of men get off on women suffering and crying😷😂 Human beings still have weird lizard brain insticts from back when rape was normal and common

Men watch weird incest shit. Women are the ones watching the double penetration rape fantasies. Just look at the most searched categories by gender for porn lmao

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God made a mistake making 👩👩

Allah makes no mistakes, brother 👳‍♂️

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I really have to start making alts one of these days and start posting similar crazyposts on subs like this.

I visit crazy subs like this and just upvote everything, I fucking love this garbage.

Someone make r/menkampf version. Just repost everything but replace men and women and see how long the sub lasts without getting banned

Words words words words.

We get it, you’re fat and nobody loves you

Good morning, Kings

Someone actually took the time to type all that shit? This quarantine is hitting harder than I thought. Even when forced to be secluded from men by law they still find ways to complain about them.

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I really don't understand this subreddit's wierd rules I guess.

they prefer fеmаle genitals that are mutilated. The goal of this is always a kind of sеxless, "genitalless", pеdоphilic look of a pink little slit.

Mеn also hate any amount of natural body hair on wоmеn

Mеn hate normal amounts of body fаt on wоmеn although (or because) it is a sign of sеxual maturity and fertility as well

-t. fаtso with an grоss snаtch

At least shе's wоke to the mоid menace, cause those tiny, hairless slits really are creepy imho

I fucking wish

🙏🙏🙏🙏Based and Pagliapilled. 🙏🙏🙏🙏

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"They masturbate to torture porn in one moment, and the next moment they write a 20-page love letter to some e-girl and emotionally vomit all over them, confessing their undying love."
I would hazard a guess that years of dating Redditors hasn't worked for this one

I wish the lockdown leads to institutionalized Sharia

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I love eating pussy (🤢🤢🤢🤢 xD) so I didn't have to make it past the first sentence to know this b*tch is wrong about everything.

A woman is posting and it took you till the first sentence to figure that out?

I'm guessing is due her poor hygine.

Males fall in "love" with e-girls … but the moment they find out that those women already have boyfriends they want to kill them.

Simps BTFO

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I'll take them off your hands ladies 😏

If my choice is between them and you, then....fuck, at least you're an internet mod 😒 that's power, I guess...

Good boy

So you want to be dominated by him? Ooh that's kinky

Men constantly talk about how disgusting vaginas look, smell, taste, and how much they hate the idea of going down on women.

No they don’t lol. Says a lot about the poster.

Also: using “moїd” unironically.

You don’t hang out with your coworkers at happy hour talking about how disgusting vaginas are? Lmao beta

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Wasnt asking you, cretin.

Let me speak in your language of Cretin Retardian. Im a bit rusty. I haven't fully grasped your language.

Ok...ahem

Darrrr dyurrr wewoo wewoo wavaba nyarn wohoo wohoo waaaaaaa durrr durhhhhhh duhhhh

For people who arent Cretin Retardians, that translates to:

Go fuck your Dad's dick hole like the good little sperm you are

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Yeah they do, I've had loads of straight guys suck my cock.

Men hate normal amounts of body fat on women although (or because) it is a sign of sexual maturity and fertility as well.

yet we were the ones who made lizzo statuettes. . .curiuos

Considering how many ugly girls get men this is difficult to believe.

She said male bodies are not on par with ours 🤭 step in the ring honey allah forgives all 😚

She's right you know

This post started with me feeling anger and ended with me feeling pity. What a sad collection of damaged human beings.

Nah, that's r/femcels. I joined that place cuz I was expecting whacky bullshit but I just want to give them a blanket and a cup of tea. Pinkpillers are just actually r/e/t/a/r/d/ed

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Heterosexuality is 🙅🏼‍♀️

Did she heave herself out of the wrong side of her bed this morning and land on her cats?

Poor cats :(

Couldn’t do it

Good morning.

ngl, she got us figured out. but lady, if you're reading this, nobody will ever believe you except for your pretend friends on your sub. I can even openly admit it here, and tell you that you're exactly spot on correct, without it mattering even a tiny bit. we won long ago and there's nothing you can do.

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oh I'm sorry for wanting my pusspuss to not smell like wet garbage

That thread is a nightmare. I wonder who hurt them. It's just clear misandry.

We hate vaginas? We never love women? Jesus Christ.

Any ideology that hates people and uses armchair psychology to such a degree is unironically so based😍.

Wow those are some bitter bitches.

Bussybois4eva

Males' bodies aren't on par with ours so out of jealousy they hate our bodies and want to destroy them.

What does this mean?

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where is the lie tho

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This whole thread is great I forwarded it to my boyfriend so he could enjoy it too. For what it's worth I believe hetero males are a thing.

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I'm not a pickme bitch, BUT WTF DID I JUST READ.

People that say men or women are in capable of loving are just coping over the fact that they are such a such a mess that no one has the patience to put up with them, CMV.

And most people that just say love isn’t really at all are either loser divorcees or sociopaths trying to explain why they have never felt love for anyone beyond that which they might feel for a household pet.

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