The gang goes to hidden magic forest because Elsa was hearing voices and shit. They find that [natives] live there, and the reason the forest was hidden away is cause [white people] angered the elements by building a dam in the [natives] homeland. They did it cause [white people] thought that the [natives] connection to the elements was bad.
So, after a series of songs that are actually kind of good, and Elsa discovering why she has powers,Anna decides that she is going to bait the earth giants to destroy the dam in order to restore balance or some shit, which will cause [white people homeland] to be destroyed by a huge tsunami.
But last minute Elsa comes and stops the tsunami, but the elements said "That was pretty cool that you did that, we wont destroy the world now".
Pretty much, you would thing it's about [white people] oppressing [natives] and Anna using her powers of white guilt to give back what belonged to the [natives].
Oh, and also Anna & Elsas mom was a [native] so that means they're half [native] and can now say [native nword equivalent]. What is funny is that you watch the movies, Arendale is comprised of white and black people. Like 40% of characters you see, including the townsfolk of Arendale are not white. Point this out the next time some white lib wants to tell you to check your privilege, cause that means black people of Arendale are the oppressors too.
But, my kids watch it every single day. I think the movie is a little more complex than a theme of white guilt.
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21 PizzaWasRiteAbtWomen 2020-04-13
Dude the onion lmao
8 TwoTriplets 2020-04-13
TBF, the actual plot of ❄2 reads like woke satire.
13 sup3r_hero 2020-04-13
Care to give a synopsis?
5 Dysiak 2020-04-13
The gang goes to hidden magic forest because Elsa was hearing voices and shit. They find that [natives] live there, and the reason the forest was hidden away is cause [white people] angered the elements by building a dam in the [natives] homeland. They did it cause [white people] thought that the [natives] connection to the elements was bad.
So, after a series of songs that are actually kind of good, and Elsa discovering why she has powers,Anna decides that she is going to bait the earth giants to destroy the dam in order to restore balance or some shit, which will cause [white people homeland] to be destroyed by a huge tsunami.
But last minute Elsa comes and stops the tsunami, but the elements said "That was pretty cool that you did that, we wont destroy the world now".
Pretty much, you would thing it's about [white people] oppressing [natives] and Anna using her powers of white guilt to give back what belonged to the [natives].
Oh, and also Anna & Elsas mom was a [native] so that means they're half [native] and can now say [native nword equivalent]. What is funny is that you watch the movies, Arendale is comprised of white and black people. Like 40% of characters you see, including the townsfolk of Arendale are not white. Point this out the next time some white lib wants to tell you to check your privilege, cause that means black people of Arendale are the oppressors too.
But, my kids watch it every single day. I think the movie is a little more complex than a theme of white guilt.
6 HodorLePortePorte 2020-04-13
I thought The Onion were full on Berniecels until I read this.
4 martyn_edelways 2020-04-13
damn I was actually ready to belive this
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