SRD gets angry because people make fun of a thot. Katana raised and mountain drank, an obese warrior defends thy ladies honor.

273  2020-04-14 by Neon_needles

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Girl shaves her head: Mmmmm what a precious little queen, looks so special, cool, unusual, wish I could date her she is amazing, I was always into alternative girls

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I shave my head: You disgusting bald fuck lmaooo

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WHERE'S THE JUSTICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEE

U were a disgusting hairy fuck before tho

Girls with shaved heads always have the fattest asses

Look you confirmation bias motherfuckers

Shaved head girls are disgusting though. They aren't alt, big tiddied goth gurls is alt and hot.

I just get called a skinhead

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"Attractive" has changed from something to be strived for to something that's just for everyone now. 🤮🤮🤮

She does look good, TBH.

But yeah, looked better with the hair.

Everyone looks better with hair.

Except Bruce Willis and Jason Statham.

Yeah I kinda hate the "everyone is beautiful" movement because it's just a half ass'ed and way easier message than "it's okay to be ugly", which is the real shit.

She’s not terrible

"Attraction" is exclusionary by its very nature. If everyone is attractive, then no one is.

Then again, I'm sure these people know that, but it wouldn't be good for their narrative to admit that.

Reality is terrible for their narrative

me think attractive still something strive for, me think people just say everyone attractive but know not true.

She looks awesome 😎

Shes not bad looking but the instant white knighting when you dare suggest someone is more attractive before they shaved all their hair off is what gets me

And the "you're just jealous" bullshit whenever a white knight is reminded of the fact that simping is cringy.

Well what if the guy is just jealous? Jelly that he wasn't lucky enough to win the genetic lottery like she did and thinks it's unfair that she just gets at least 10000 karma and loads of praise and validation all as a participation trophy for SIMPly existing and not for achieving something? I'm not an inkwell, but that is a valid point to consider.

^ mad uggo

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On a completely unrelated 🎵 to this thread, I've noticed your username before, and it reminds me of my original reddit and long-time online name, mellokind.

From almost the very beginning of reddit to about 4 years ago, that was my username. Due do some unfortunate personal wars and potential doxing issues I chose to delete it, I thought I had fairly well scrubbed all references to that was actually me off the internet. (The deviantart account isn't me)

But turns out there's still a few listings I hadn't seen, or can't get rid of and they actually bring me a fine sense of happiness andnostalgiaa that they are there.

https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1CAKSOU_enUS794US794&sxsrf=ALeKk03ZOtT8I7Y5Rw1b1MRZTHvxS1uwYQ%3A1586878164772&ei=1NaVXtPXLqaqytMP2ZKR-A0&q=mellokind+site%3Areddit.com&oq=mellokind+site%3Areddit.com&gs_lcp=CgZwc3ktYWIQAzoECCMQJzoECAAQDToGCAAQDRAeOgUIIRCgAUoUCBcSEDktMTczZzEzMGc4OWcxMTBKDQgYEgk5LTJnNWc1ZzZQ0HlYwpUBYMmXAWgAcAB4AIAB2gGIAeQPkgEGMTAuNy4xmAEAoAEBqgEHZ3dzLXdpeg&sclient=psy-ab&ved=0ahUKEwjTkcDqnejoAhUmlXIEHVlJBN8Q4dUDCAw&uact=5

Thanks mellokind!

From almost the very beginning of reddit to about 4 years ago, that was my username. Due do some unfortunate personal wars and potential doxing issues I chose to delete it, I thought I had fairly well scrubbed all references to that was actually me off the internet. (The deviantart account isn't me)

Then why would you write this and reveal the old name

Because I'm confident that I more or less successfully scrubbed the potential issues. And even after all these years, you can't find any of the stuff that was an issue at the time, and the only traces left are pretty positive.

I'm going to have to write you up for that blatant OPSEC violation.

eh, I've dealt with worse

you should make an effortpost of your autobiography, i for am very curious to know how many weird hippie🌼 bands you've dropped acid with

very curious to know how many weird hippie🌼 bands

That would be beyond even my own skills. However!, I'm willing to reveal that I have supported and played music with the greats of all time.

And it's not fair for me to name favorites. From the master hippie bands such as Grateful Dead, Widespread Panic, String Cheese Incident, Rusted Root, Phish, and the masters of classic country and Jewel and Alison, I mean, where do I even begin?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCFY-WXK4O4

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These girls just want to do something drastic for attention on social media. Probably went through some breakup and was wanting attention and shaving her head was the way to do it, because breaking gender norms as an attractive blonde girl is so edgy and brave.

unfathomably based

The real question is why this has so many reddit awards lmao leave that shit on Facebook

B-but... M'lady, I gave you reddit silver!

Can't even see the pic now since she deleted it

Dayum

she cute tho

She looks worse but not as bad as I expected

Dis ni🅱️🅱️a wanna fuck Sid from Toy Story 👌🤣👌🤣👌🤣

Now I just want my cummies in that stubble

She actually looks pretty good tbh. Girls with sharp bone structure can look good with less feminine looks.

My man

Looking like an off brand GI Jane

Does that really belong in /r/hair?

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Been saying this for a while now. I'm sick of suburban white kids seeing a word a rapper said in his video and taking it, and applying it to every situation that DOESN'T APPLY TO THE WORD IN QUESTION

Yes, because the SRDine who regularly posts on smash bros subreddits is actually a hood nigga and certainly in a position to shame "suburban white kids" for using ebonics

Yeah real nibbas play dbfighterz

I mean she looks worse without hair but who really gives a shit?

Her, for starters.

She looks bad regardless.

Classic attention hog

What the fuck are you talking about? She looks fucking awful & probably has a disorder. She shaved her head bald during an episode and posted it on the Internet. Hello?? She needs mental help. I can't help but to think that people who tell her she looks great are not her friends and they don't want the best for her.

She doesn't need people telling her that her anxiety motivated bald cut is gorgeous. Stop motivating people to look shitty and make shit choices. Anyone outside of the Reddit bubble will think she looks awful now & she will get even more depressed. Your Tumblr ass opinion doesn't matter IRL when people will secretly think she became 1000% less attractive.

Honestly, I'm sick of this. You're part of the problem. Can we stop giving people an incentive to look shittier than they should be? Color theory is a thing, proper hairstyle is a thing; matching stuff to fit you is a fucking thing.

She was cute af before, she looks awful now. Am I being mean? Yes, but comments like yours are even worse. Words like that don't come from the people that want the best for you.

snappy?

Your title standard is exemplary.

I am mulling whether to establish a foundation to award scholarships to cultivate and reward good drama title composition among the youth.

srdine tier title
exemplary

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Try that on SRD:

Umm yikes, white knight shaming is problematic and literal Hitler dog-whistle language.

I've always felt that Neon_Needles is one of the foremost wordsmiths of r/drama.

Is there any possibility that the warm and cohesive community of /r/Drama could award him one of all the awards?

Her head looks fine. I don't see what the big deal is.

Isn't shaving your head a known symptom of bipolar mania? 🤔

Any chick that goes for the cueball look of ugly are a beacon of unstability

The joke is that this November your vote counts exactly as much as a senile retiree whose political sources are nestled between a thread of gay furry porn and a thread of kids wearing swimsuits.

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