Ok conservatives. The article says this will cause the check to be delayed days. Just to put his name on it. Defend this. My comments AND dms are open.
Lmao how the fuck are people thinking that printing daddy's name on a check that's already written via printing machine would take any longer then an extra second to have done?
It's narcissistic for sure, but people are really acting like this will take weeks on end. 🦆🦆🦆
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Imagine being this much of a narcissistic man baby you add your name to checks that were congresses doing. Should just make it pay himself if he wants his name on them.
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He's about one notch from going full-Caligula and dumping Melania for his favorite horse. In about 2000 years people are gonna read about this and think "nah, he couldn't have really been that r-slurred".
Btw great job jannies, you made me realize how many times I call r-slurs f-ing r-slurs. Absolutely hilarious the 20th f-ing time it happens. I hope the next time you clean up some MDEgenerate's shit off your floor that you chuckle to yourself that at least you earned $0.00 wasting my f-ing time.
You're not the only one but I don't think there's going to be much resistance/backlash; it's just another display of authoritarianism that his supporters cream their pants over and everyone else impotently seethes at until there's a new thing to freak out about in a couple days
I just can't wait for the people that rage about d@ddy all day have to go to the bank and deposit a check with his name on it. Will they feel like dirty wh00res?
this is like eastern Europe, where a boomer-elected prime minister gives out food stamps for votes just before the elections... truly unprecedented in the US
well except for FDR and his new deal, where he tried to bribe swing states, also every GOP bill that somehow always finds a way to give billions of dollars in subsidies to rurals to sustain these degenerates, but outside of that
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Honestly, Obama was one of the dumbest sons of bitches to ever occupy the White House for not doing anything like this. He literally did everything possible to hide his stimulus package in sums of money people were already getting. So they didn't give him any credit for it at all (not that he deserved much, because the stimulus was out there and didn't appear to do jack shit anyway).
If you want credit for something, you best be willing to step the fuck up and claim that credit. Or you just won't fucking get it.
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50 rakrakaon 2020-04-15
It's the nice little touches like this that really allows you to enjoy the REEEE.
38 Msmit71 2020-04-15
LITERALLY FASCISM
18 SamManilla 2020-04-15
"Defend against this unverifiable statement from an anonymous source that the Treasury flatly denied, or just admit you're an antisemite.
2 Suicide-City 2020-04-15
"I am, yes."
30 PacificSpices 2020-04-15
Lmao how the fuck are people thinking that printing daddy's name on a check that's already written via printing machine would take any longer then an extra second to have done?
It's narcissistic for sure, but people are really acting like this will take weeks on end. 🦆🦆🦆
29 Moraxiw 2020-04-15
Because the IRS is incompetent and having a signature will most likely crash their top of the line IBM 704.
17 mohkohnsepicgun 2020-04-15
Optimistic. I think they're using a Charles Babbage Patented Difference Engine.
10 jimmerz28 2020-04-15
Don't worry, we're all taking COBOL classes now so we can get and keep the IRS and the Department of Labor up and running
5 CreamPuffMarshmallow 2020-04-15
Daddy signs his name with bigly beautiful letters. Don't say not nice things about my Daddy.
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1 songthatendstheworld 2020-04-15
It's going to take time to get all the checks in his office, so he can apply the lipstick and kiss each one with his cat's anus of a mouth
23 The_Homocracy 2020-04-15
SEETHING
20 ShitTornadoToOz 2020-04-15
Jesus tap dancing Christ nothing will ever be good enough for these people.
13 hi_0 2020-04-15
Americans aren't people
7 hobocactus2 2020-04-15
American twitter users doubly so
5 THOT-AUDITOR 2020-04-15
Twitter users generally, tbh. The American checkmarks aren't any degree better or worse than Euros
20 artemis_m_oswald 2020-04-15
Imagine being such a poorcel that you received this stimulus check 😂
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6 TaysSecondGussy 2020-04-15
Oh okay. Wyd rn?
3 WyPippo 2020-04-15
You know exactly what you did.
18 ManBearFridge 2020-04-15
Please direct all downvotes in defense of Daddy twords me. I am the sacrificial lamb sent to save McFluff.
15 muck4doo 2020-04-15
McFluff has his own personal Jesus. Nice. :)
15 ManBearFridge 2020-04-15
Behind every soul saved is a savior born of cuckoldry
13 muck4doo 2020-04-15
Cut it out. Your fantasy football season wasn't that bad.
12 ManBearFridge 2020-04-15
The best almost comeback of all time!
11 Doctor-Pavel 2020-04-15
basad still hasn’t changed his mod flair yet fyi
2 Spysix 2020-04-15
16 WeWuzKANG5 2020-04-15
They should all refuse to cash them and send them back on principle, oh wait...
1 kermit_was_wrong 2020-04-15
What kind of poorcels even get these handouts? Imagine making five figures in 2020.
16 ImJustaBagofHammers 2020-04-15
Whatever it takes to trick people into voting for you by making them think you gave them money out of your own bank account.
3 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2020-04-15
Yet the Treasury person said it wouldn't... This seems like crossfire stupidity.
14 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2020-04-15
Imagine being this much of a narcissistic man baby you add your name to checks that were congresses doing. Should just make it pay himself if he wants his name on them.
29 The_Homocracy 2020-04-15
Yeah but retarded burgers will see Daddy's signature sand that's all they'll remember
27 dogDroolsCatsRules 2020-04-15
The fact that this will influence the election is the proof democracy was a mistake. 😤😤😤
16 muck4doo 2020-04-15
Seethe some more! LOL!
7 Arbys_Official 2020-04-15
DDF Assemble!
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13 Redactor0 2020-04-15
He's about one notch from going full-Caligula and dumping Melania for his favorite horse. In about 2000 years people are gonna read about this and think "nah, he couldn't have really been that r-slurred".
Btw great job jannies, you made me realize how many times I call r-slurs f-ing r-slurs. Absolutely hilarious the 20th f-ing time it happens. I hope the next time you clean up some MDEgenerate's shit off your floor that you chuckle to yourself that at least you earned $0.00 wasting my f-ing time.
7 bigfuckerton 2020-04-15
Yeah like it cant just be me who sees this as a serious step up from the usual daddy antics, shit finna be epic
4 snallygaster 2020-04-15
You're not the only one but I don't think there's going to be much resistance/backlash; it's just another display of authoritarianism that his supporters cream their pants over and everyone else impotently seethes at until there's a new thing to freak out about in a couple days
2 600_lbs_of_sin 2020-04-15
he's just doing his part to ensure a healthy flow of drama into the national economy
truly heroic o7 o7 o7
5 Babybear_Dramabear 2020-04-15
I thought he and Stormy weren't on good terms?
10 Lolbertians 2020-04-15
Imagine not having Direct Deposit
9 Outdated_CPU_1 2020-04-15
That’s the most baller move I’ve ever seen in my life
8 Spysix 2020-04-15
I just can't wait for the people that rage about d@ddy all day have to go to the bank and deposit a check with his name on it. Will they feel like dirty wh00res?
3 Doesnt_Draw_Anything 2020-04-15
Probably not. I feel like they would realize he isn't paying them
5 Lehk 2020-04-15
You greatly underestimate the extent of TDS
6 HodorLePortePorte 2020-04-15
Oh wow now he’s got my vote 🗳!
6 1262663748488484 2020-04-15
Smart move, the average muttmerican will just remember getting a check with his name in it and cast their vote😂😂😂
5 grabthebanners 2020-04-15
I'd totally frame it if I didn't want that money so bad
1 600_lbs_of_sin 2020-04-15
if ur bank does mobile deposit use that and then u can keep the physical check ✅
4 TriHardClapper 2020-04-15
Based
4 srsh10392 2020-04-15
Daddy and a giant ego, name a better duo.
I can already see his fat fucking face inflating at the thought of seeing his name on the checks.
4 grabthebanners 2020-04-15
It's just enough money that you could go buy an assault rifle. Based drumpf
1 TrailerParkRide 2020-04-15
I was thinking about burning it on otm options but that might actually be the play. Gotta get ready for riot season this summer 😎
3 anaconda300 2020-04-15
Imagine complaining about getting free money
0 TrailerParkRide 2020-04-15
It's not free if you pay taxes, r-slur
2 Tytos_Lannister 2020-04-15
this is like eastern Europe, where a boomer-elected prime minister gives out food stamps for votes just before the elections... truly unprecedented in the US
well except for FDR and his new deal, where he tried to bribe swing states, also every GOP bill that somehow always finds a way to give billions of dollars in subsidies to rurals to sustain these degenerates, but outside of that
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2 RedditAdminsHateCons 2020-04-15
Honestly, Obama was one of the dumbest sons of bitches to ever occupy the White House for not doing anything like this. He literally did everything possible to hide his stimulus package in sums of money people were already getting. So they didn't give him any credit for it at all (not that he deserved much, because the stimulus was out there and didn't appear to do jack shit anyway).
If you want credit for something, you best be willing to step the fuck up and claim that credit. Or you just won't fucking get it.
2 IncelReadingHour 2020-04-15
This is so stupid that I refuse to believe it is true.
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