California gives a free Nintendo Switch to every illegal immigrant. Switchless Redditors wonder where their free Switch is.

150  2020-04-16 by D_Legare

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I can't believe calicels haven't rioted yet. You'd think they'd eventually get tired of Abdul and José hoarding all the gibs.

Cali reads like an experiment to see how long people can tolerant a liberal government. San Francisco is the most expensive city in the country, and you literally can't leave change in your car or homeless people will smash your windows to get to it.

Friscans keep telling me its not that bad, but the homeless people in Frisco aren't like the homeless people back home. They're mean and tried to eat my dog.

SFers are completely numbed to the fact that they're paying triple the national average rent to live in an open air drug den slash insane asylum. They'll be briskly walking away from a screaming unmedicated psychotic, sidestepping dirty needles and human shit, all the while telling you with a straight face that it's like this everywhere.

The only people in Cali who care enough to vote are libshits and rurals, and the former makes up a larger percentage.

They riot when they don't get gibs

They're happy about this lmao

Abdul

In California

Yes actually, there’s an Afghan minority in the Bay Area due to the Russkies invading

But like, they're not getting gibs? They're not in the same group as the Josés.

Some much gibs they qualify for a whole 600 dollars!

surely this will not backfire into the voters being unhappy with the government

It's California. Half the population there has at least one relative that is an illegal immigrant. Next time they will vote for the guy who promises to do this regularly.

And that's a good thing

There may be some controversy about it but the only people who will actual vote republican over it are the rural Californians in some areas and they already vote that way anyways as long as Rs don’t try to cancel their subsidies. There just aren’t many of them though.

Rural Californians are just misplaced Arizonans.

And Navadans

Nevada actually has some cool people though in its only real population center.

Vegas???? No thank you 🤢

I don’t why people are this dumb, but state politics do swing back and forth regardless of how a state votes in national elections

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No, people are happy with the governor helping those most in need. This is precisely the kind of policy that could make Newsom a contender in 2024

I keep forgetting you're being dumb on purpose.

Not everyone is a natural like you

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Honey, California is a superpower and one of the greatest economies in the world. They can handle a little extra empathy.

Unironically this.

so true

The voters who give a shit about stuff like this live in more backwards states.

Why is this downvoted? It’s true. It’s like Alabamains who scream about Mexicans while simultaneously being largely on welfare.

Fugees gonna fugee 🤷‍♂️

Wait, isn't Cali in tremendous debt since years ago?

🤣🤣 you think debt is real

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Gotta spend money to spend money.

you think a mere 75 mil, a pocket change for them, is going change the inevitable?

No, Brown saved a lot of money

They’re one of the most prosperous states GDP wise. Plenty of states in way worse financial positions like the Deep South. Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, etc.

No their fault. They tried to trick the Africans into going back to African, but most were too clever to fall for it.

Using GDP to measure the health of an economy is hilarious.

Right?! What does the total amount of money produced by a state have to do with how well business is doing 👨🏾‍🔬

We had a $20,000,000,000 budget surplus going into 2020, which we're putting to use dealing with the coronavirus.

Im not an economic major but wont this lead to higher tax for citizens somewhere down the line to recoup the cost? If that happens, i dont think many people will take kindly to this move..i could be completely wrong as im not American and not sure how individual states handle stimulus and taxation.

Shutup and vote blue no matter who.

EDIT: On a more serious note probably not, this money is a drop in the bucket. And if they did increase taxes no one in California is smart enough to notice.

The millions of home grown Californians now living in TX, CO, WA, AZ, NV, OR, FL, and other states say otherwise. Fuck CA. If it wants to become the illegal alien magnet of the world, let it die by it's own stupidity.

We're the #1 economy in the US and #4 in the world, with a $20bil surplus going into 2020.

Every time someone moves from California to another state, the average intelligence of both states rises.

We had a $20,000,000,000 budget surplus going into 2020, we're not hurting for cash lol

What's the debt in California?

About 17% of our GDP

Im not an economic major but wont this lead to higher tax for citizens somewhere down the line to recoup the cost?

Yes. All spending will have to be paid for by taxes at some point. Look up "Ricardian Equivalence."

It's $125 million of stimulus. Don't be an r-slur.

ITT: Jealous NEETs who won't be getting a stimulus check

Why are they giving nintendos to those dirty spi... I mean undocumented voters?

By turning them into g*mers they will reproduce less, thus stymieing the (((great replacement)))

Sounds like a perfect way to swindle money from tax payers.

Better drama here i think from real Californiacels

Imagine making 100k in the bay area, being more poor than Cleetus working an $8/hr part time job in Alabama, and being told you're too rich to get Trumpbux.

Now Newsom tells you you have one too many social security numbers to get your free Switch.

2020 really is the best year for /r/drama.

What I’m saying is that when there are extremely limited resources those resources should help citizens first. Otherwise wtf am I paying taxes, voting, etc for?

I can’t believe the privilege I see on this site sometimes 😡

You get a “free switch” if you a job?

you a job

The leftoids are sending their best. And thats kind of sad

Just because i pay for it doesnt mean it isnt free

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this is why we need to get rid of the electoral collage

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