Lmao imagine being so humorless that not only do you not understand certain types of humor, but you actively seek and destroy humor elsewhere that you don't understand. ^src

Snapshots:

1. Coomers mad - archive.org, archive.today

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When are they not?

Usually coomers are sad.

Damn r/TooCuteForPorn is just r/jailbait v2. All those dudes posting girls that look suspiciously young should be put on a list.

All reddit users who actively post comments in porn subs need to be on a list.

I would support the return of the Stazi if they rounded up porn commenters and euthanized them.

Just cut off their left hand and they won't be posting no more

They'd just wrap their keyboards in saran wrap.

You know that meme where it’s that tiny chick in front of 5 huge black guys? I tried watching that video because I thought why the hell not and couldn’t finish it because the chick kept acting like she was 10 and doing this awful child-like giggling. Totally unwatchable unless you are a pedo.

. Totally unwatchable unless you are a pedo

Dont be racist

Ya her name is Perry Piper, one of my friends really likes her. Unsurprisingly he's only dated women much young than him and is currently dating a college freshman that has the body of a Twink

Your friends talk about their favorite porn stars or is he the special one?

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I've known him for a while, it just got brought up in conversation one day. I think from the meme

Most porn is meant to appeal to horny teenagers or manchildren. Regular adult just have sex with their wives or jerk off to their wives' pictures instead.

Hot take: god have us the ability to jerk off not to tempt us with sin, but because we are supposed to jerk off for want of human intimacy that our limbic brain desires, not to satiate the shallow and temporary wants of our Reptilian brains.

ok coomer

if g*d wanted you to have a gf, he would have sent an angel to impregnate u

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because the chick kept acting like she was 10 and doing this awful child-like giggling.

Only her body is jailbait. Her face looks like that of a 45-year-old meth monster.

Fucking lol

Thats true.

look at this cuckservative trying to hit that moral hysteria about protecting muh children shit. STFU ya dramatard😆

Stfu u pedo, I don't give a shit about the children. I just don't like pedos like you

Based.

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why are you overcompensating here dipshit? 😀

So you are a moralizing f$g acting like a christcuck in arrslashdrama and a dipshit who's overcompensating by calling people pedos for liking young adult girls acting cute.

I can only conclude you are hiding something.

Why is your mind instantly going to fucking children? hmmm I wonder why🤔🤔🤔

Go see a psych u pedo fuck

Is there a lower specimen of life than the Coomer?

Truly the Coomocide will not be cruelty, but mercy

As a porn aficionado, I pity you

Wtf is BCC? Also believing any pro porn video is “””real””” is peak goomerbrained lmao

Thinking it's real helps tgem cooom.

Big Chinese Cock

Does that exist?

/r/aznidentity on suicide watch

r/aznidentity always on suicide watch lmao

They had to install safety nets outside that sub.

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Goddamn

It does after regularly eating 🦇🍜

Backroom casting couch?

Mayos mad when prophet gives them a glimpse of the future and they don’t see themselves in it. 😂🤣

Man, from Trailer Park Boys and Juno to the casting couch. SAD!

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That's why I only read hentai

Exactly. It's honestly way hotter too.

Lol the mod of this sub bans anyone for being a nazi drumpkin. It's adorable.

It’s about ethics in jerk off subs

Thats cute? she looks like a cashier from a supermarket

You dont get off to fantasizing about the local cashier slurping her alcoholic manager's little peener?

More concerned about her going coof-coof and giving me the coronachans

She looks super uncomfortable too.

This video will follow her for the rest of her life

i hate when they make the girls lick their dirty fucking man ass like fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

The only emotion a Coomer still feels is the rage when someone calls him a Coomer. They'll do anything to cling on to that last shred of humanity.

Of course it's completely consensual, you fool! Wholesome porn producerinos never trick girls into doing degenerate things in camera!! The tears, shame and regret in her eyes is just because she's a fantastic actor! Doing porn! Because she wants to!

You must be fun at parties!

Does it even count as anal if I can't imagine her pooping

That mayos dick 🤢🤢