A criminal assault upon my person.

1  2020-04-18 by IBiteYou

9 comments

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3  McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2020-04-18

Bard still pretending he didn’t do it?

1  IBiteYou 2020-04-18

Were you replying to me.

You may not ever reply to me on reddit or anywhere else or my lawyers will be given notice about this criminal assault upon my person.

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1  Comrade_Natalie 2020-04-18

deez nuts

1  SnapshillBot 2020-04-18

I'm not even sure what your point is. Yeah I'd rather sleep with a dakimakura of my waifu Renge-chan than with some random 3D slut but that doesn't mean I'm desperate, it's the opposite, it implies that I have standards.

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1  Lysis10 2020-04-18

This is a civil tort, a criminal investigation is on its way. My lawyer will take care of you and your little dog too.

1  snowkarl 2020-04-18

CIVIL TORT!

Pretty sure B*rdfinn could be replaced by a bot at this point and we'd fail to tell the difference