OP smokes some pork. Doesn’t know what 🥓 is.

14  2020-04-18 by McFluff_TheCrimeCat

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Unepic ledditors don’t even know the epic narwhal bacons at midnight 😎😎😎😎

I'm a muslim and I never had bacon, the way epic redditors treat it is another convincing reason why I'lll never have it.

The best part is he basically did cure it, or a half assed effort that is enough to call it bacon.

You people make me sick. A grilled cheese consists of only these following items. Cheese. Bread with spread (usually butter). This entire subreddit consist of "melts". Almost every "grilled cheese" sandwich i see on here has other items added to it. The fact that this subreddit is called "grilledcheese" is nothing short of utter blasphemy. Let me start out by saying I have nothing against melts, I just hate their association with sandwiches that are not grilled cheeses. Adding cheese to your tuna sandwich? It's called a Tuna melt. Totally different. Want to add bacon and some pretentious bread crumbs with spinach? I don't know what the hell you'd call that but it's not a grilled cheese. I would be more than willing to wager I've eaten more grilled cheeses in my 21 years than any of you had in your entire lives. I have one almost everyday and sometimes more than just one sandwich. Want to personalize your grilled cheese? Use a mix of different cheeses or use sourdough or french bread. But if you want to add some pulled pork and take a picture of it, make your own subreddit entitled "melts" because that is not a fucking grilled cheese. I'm not a religious man nor am I anything close to a culinary expert. But as a bland white mid-western male I am honestly the most passionate person when it comes to grilled cheese and mac & cheese. All of you foodies stay the hell away from our grilled cheeses and stop associating your sandwich melts with them. Yet again, it is utter blasphemy and it rocks me to the core of my pale being. Shit, I stopped lurking after 3 years and made this account for the sole purpose of posting this. I've seen post after post of peoples "grilled cheeses" all over reddit and it's been driving me insane. The moment i saw this subreddit this morning I finally snapped. Hell, I may even start my own subreddit just because I know this one exists now.

You god damn heretics. Respect the grilled cheese and stop changing it into whatever you like and love it for it what it is. Or make your damn melt sandwich and call it for what it is. A melt.

I couldn’t dream of a perfect post to describe what reddit food subs are like

Based

/r/gatekeeping

I hate plebbitors so goddamn much.

gatekeeping is good CMV

when i was young it was cool and good to call out posers. then the posers took over and invented gatekeeping :(

that does look scrumptious though

Again, we're getting into semantics and I love you unconditionally, but that's not a common definition of curing. Its widely accepted as applying a salt/sugar mixture to the meat/fish/whatever and letting it sit for a number of days which helps to remove some moisture and season it. Basically it would have been technically cured only if you had sugar in that mixture that you used.

apple cider and salt mixture

That's plenty of sugar.

But is it charcuterie?