Fat balding πs of Reddit, why do you shave your beards halfway up the cheek?
I know that's not your jawline because I can see your flabby jawline wobbling side to side 4 inches below your beard, so if you're doing it as some sort of fat-face disguise, you can stop because it doesn't work.
If it's for stylistic reasons, you can also stop because it looks horrendous.
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3 CreamPuffMarshmallow 2020-04-21
πΆ π₯ ers are Big Mad about being locked up inside because of the πΊ π¦ .
1 SnapshillBot 2020-04-21
Hell hath no fury like a suburban soccer mom cucked, I guess.
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1 AuntyAbortion 2020-04-21
Fat balding πs of Reddit, why do you shave your beards halfway up the cheek?
I know that's not your jawline because I can see your flabby jawline wobbling side to side 4 inches below your beard, so if you're doing it as some sort of fat-face disguise, you can stop because it doesn't work.
If it's for stylistic reasons, you can also stop because it looks horrendous.
1 mqL49J 2020-04-21
To get enough light reaching my eyeholes so I can peep the chapocuties π
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2020-04-21
Believe it or not, some of us can actually grow real full beards. I usually trim mine back when it down around my nipples.
And still have long hair, too. I usually keep the beard and hair about the same length.
1 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2020-04-21
His beard looks terrible but post a selfie.
1 AuntyAbortion 2020-04-21
Of course, happy to oblige
1 mqL49J 2020-04-21
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1 AuntyAbortion 2020-04-21
Just your average British user of arr drama π
1 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2020-04-21
Youβre gimmick isnβt bad and you should feel bad. At least Randy was entertaining and not annoying.
1 DOG_ORGASM 2020-04-21
why you cry?? you big upset but why?? me sorry you mom no love you but that no reason get mad online!
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