In The Lord of the Rings, J. R. R. Tolkien drew upon the language and themes found in the old Medieval hero-tales in order to construct a kind of new mythology. The brilliance of Tolkien was in his departure from the Pagan modes of conduct and morality of these old tales, his creation of a syncretistic fusion between Christian thought and Pagan language, and so his work achieved a deep resonance with all who read it.
We find this passage at the conclusion of The Return of the King:
>The Dark Lord was suddenly aware of him, and his Eye piercing all shadows looked across the plain to the door that he had made; and the magnitude of his own folly was revealed to him in a blinding flash, and all the devices of his enemies were at last laid bare.
Adversaries in the stories that Tolkien drew upon, Grendel, Mordred and the like, often served as obstacles that the heroes could overcome through feats of strength and cunning. Sauron is not like them. When Sauron is defeated, it is not because Aragorn is stronger than him or because Gandalf is wiser. They are not. It is only that his hubris was so great that it never occured to him that anyone would want to destroy the thing he held so dear. It is not until the final few seconds of his existence that he realises his mistake.
I think that I Am Jazz displays a similar moment. In the pictured scene, Jazz's journey to what he believes is womanhood is almost complete. He is resting after surgery, a triumphant smile on his face, his rotting groin held together by a labyrinthine patchwork of stitches and grafts. But as Eru Ilúvatar nudged Gollum over the Crack of Doom into the fires beneath, so too does the God of our world intervene in this.
>Pop!
In a second, the follies of men are undone and Jazz's crotch explodes, a meaty froth of blood and pus pouring out of the hole where his penis used to be.
Her big mistake was to try to make herself into a victim. There was no prenup and Johnny was perfectly happy to continue living with the insanity indefinitely. She could have rode it out for a few more years, maybe popped out a kid, and gotten half of his nine-figure net worth in a regular old amicable divorce.
She got greedy when Elon Musk expressed interest, even though he is in reality a much smaller fish than Johnny.
Elon’s net worth is based on Tesla’s valuation which is basically a made-up number. Elon also has five children under 18 and two ex-wives, versus Johnny’s two adult children and no ex-wives.
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Imagine imagine posting 😂 there's nothing more pathetic than stanning for overpaid Hollywood actors. Depp is a degenèrate ret@rd, and the only unfortunate thing about his marriage is that it didn't end in a murder suicîde
Don't mix personal life with work. Amber Heard is our Mera and I can't wait to see her in Aquaman 2.
WB should simply offer Johnny Depp a role in DC Films, to make up for his lost franchises.
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1 SnapshillBot 2020-04-23
In The Lord of the Rings, J. R. R. Tolkien drew upon the language and themes found in the old Medieval hero-tales in order to construct a kind of new mythology. The brilliance of Tolkien was in his departure from the Pagan modes of conduct and morality of these old tales, his creation of a syncretistic fusion between Christian thought and Pagan language, and so his work achieved a deep resonance with all who read it.
We find this passage at the conclusion of The Return of the King:
>The Dark Lord was suddenly aware of him, and his Eye piercing all shadows looked across the plain to the door that he had made; and the magnitude of his own folly was revealed to him in a blinding flash, and all the devices of his enemies were at last laid bare.
Adversaries in the stories that Tolkien drew upon, Grendel, Mordred and the like, often served as obstacles that the heroes could overcome through feats of strength and cunning. Sauron is not like them. When Sauron is defeated, it is not because Aragorn is stronger than him or because Gandalf is wiser. They are not. It is only that his hubris was so great that it never occured to him that anyone would want to destroy the thing he held so dear. It is not until the final few seconds of his existence that he realises his mistake.
I think that I Am Jazz displays a similar moment. In the pictured scene, Jazz's journey to what he believes is womanhood is almost complete. He is resting after surgery, a triumphant smile on his face, his rotting groin held together by a labyrinthine patchwork of stitches and grafts. But as Eru Ilúvatar nudged Gollum over the Crack of Doom into the fires beneath, so too does the God of our world intervene in this.
>Pop!
In a second, the follies of men are undone and Jazz's crotch explodes, a meaty froth of blood and pus pouring out of the hole where his penis used to be.
In that moment of blind panic and terror, Jazz is Sauron. All triumph and victory is gone. Only the Void remains.
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1 Cosmosvicious 2020-04-23
It seems like all the DC Twitter accounts are run by the same company. I guess they haven't received the script about her being cancelled.
1 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2020-04-23
Amber did nothing wrong!
4 darth_tiffany 2020-04-23
Her big mistake was to try to make herself into a victim. There was no prenup and Johnny was perfectly happy to continue living with the insanity indefinitely. She could have rode it out for a few more years, maybe popped out a kid, and gotten half of his nine-figure net worth in a regular old amicable divorce.
She got greedy when Elon Musk expressed interest, even though he is in reality a much smaller fish than Johnny.
0 15nelsoc 2020-04-23
Elon has a net worth of $38+ billion, Johnny is valued around $200 million.
Also Elon is 6'2" and Johnny is 5'10" 🤭
1 darth_tiffany 2020-04-23
Elon’s net worth is based on Tesla’s valuation which is basically a made-up number. Elon also has five children under 18 and two ex-wives, versus Johnny’s two adult children and no ex-wives.
Also Johnny has hair.
0 15nelsoc 2020-04-23
Does having hair beat out being a manlet and looking like he's had an IV drip of cocaine going for 20 years?
2 darth_tiffany 2020-04-23
Imagine being so terminally zoomer that you think you’re superior to Johnny fucking Depp 😂
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-2 15nelsoc 2020-04-23
Imagine imagine posting 😂 there's nothing more pathetic than stanning for overpaid Hollywood actors. Depp is a degenèrate ret@rd, and the only unfortunate thing about his marriage is that it didn't end in a murder suicîde
1 darth_tiffany 2020-04-23
kek
1 15nelsoc 2020-04-23
Damn it's over for me-cels 😳
I'll just go keep myself safe
2 ironicshitpostr 2020-04-23
She got caught
1 Kramer_rulez 2020-04-23
Imagine being a social media manager like get a real job.
1 Tagesausbruch 2020-04-23
Aquaman is such a fucking joke lol
1 Alicesnakebae 2020-04-23
No shit its capeshit
1 Comrade_Natalie 2020-04-23
sweaty...
1 Tagesausbruch 2020-04-23
Never accuse me of watching capeshit again.
1 leopold_leopoldovich 2020-04-23
😂😂😂