Imagine following fucking sponge bob on Twitter

Inshalla, Brother Squidward. May you strike down the infidel with ease.

Allahu Ackbar!

Tfw you see sandy outta the dome with no veil on 😡

MasterLawlz has entered the chat.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ok yeah, that is fucking gold.

the replies are absolutely FUMING

Imagine thinking an anime pfp replying with a meme saying “stfu” will change anything

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this is gold too

Spongebob lives in a giant pineapple. How did he acquire it you ask?

He acquired it through jihad.

What kind of jihad tho

La société requires me to say spiritual.

not anal jihad

Disappointing

I looked it up and jihad doesn't necessarily mean a holy war against k*ffir bastards but one's internal and spiritual struggle and the betterment of ummah (Bikini Bottom).

How insecure do you have to be to care about spongebob’s twitter 🙄

<15

what the fuck is 2?

aliens?

Are you seriously trying to tell me that Krabby Patties are halal?

All seafood is halal brother

حِلَّ لَكُمْ صَيْدُ الْبَحْرِ وَطَعَامُهُ مَتَاعًا لَكُمْ وَلِلسَّيَّارَةِ… – المائدة:

Based cartoon sponge of peace and prosperity.

La ilaha illallahu wahdahu la shareeka lahu, lahul mulku walahul hamdu wahuva ala kulli shaiyin kadeer

yo while we're here lets give a shoutout and a rip to stephen hillenburg. when he was at the helm, this cartoon served as a very fond memory of my childhood. may Allah look after his soul with fondness, if He so wills it.

Mash'Allah. Spongebob has seen the light.

Alhamdulillah

Most muzzies are whyte tho

The majority of muslims are from the Indian subcontinent and southeast Asia. There's also a huge number of African muslims. Arab & Persian muslims are not a huge portion.

Despite being 13% of the Muslim population, Arabs commit 78% of suicide bombings.

i forgot about the mud mussies and coal mussies, my bad

According to the United States all North Africans and all Middle Easterners are considered white.

https://www.census.gov/topics/population/race/about.html

So are pretty much all latinos by that standard. The largest number of muslims live in places like Pakistan, Malaysia, and Bangladesh though. They're definitely not crakkkas

Whiter than you Mohammed

The 56% thing was supposed to just be a meme

Not just whites, even the modi-suckers lmao

"Internalized misogynist" and "prude" are the new slurs for women with standards and boundaries. Don't let newspeak fool you. ;)

Snapshots:

1. SpongeBob is Muslim, Wh*tes mad - archive.org, archive.today*

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What’s Mr. Krabs then?

That’s pretty anti-Semitic

So,did Spongebob shoutout Easter too? Hot take,he should just shut up and be a cartoon sponge.

SHould take a leaf from the overwatch booklet,and avoid religion.

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cringe white genocide narrative foiled

Wtf are you on about?

muh poor whities, only muslims get endorsed by spongebob 😤😤😤

Of course he's Muslim. He didn't even know what Christmas was in that one episode.

Imagine not praying 5 times towards Bikini Bottom