Anthony Fantano doesn’t give Fiona Apple’s new album a perfect score. Karens mad x24

1  2020-04-24 by OnTehFull

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Fiona Apple's new album is perfect tho.

Detractors will be removed from the subreddit.

Any album sung by a woman is automatically shit

If a woman is being recorded then the only thing she better be doing is showing her ass and titties. No other valid reason

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Are you forty five years old?

note that this isn't a detraction and if you think it is you're an ageist pig

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There is always room for improvement though. Maybe on her next album she could record herself taking the virginity of a volcel against his will.

Lol I'm done with this shithole anyway

Women shouldn't be allowed to make music, but since they are, ignoring them is the best option.

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It is literally "muh quirky aesthetic" encapsulated, the album is made by a 42 year old but sounds like it was made by a zoomer who just stumbled upon avant-garde music for the first time

True straight men will never understand

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Fiona Apple's new album is trash.

who?

🧹 Clean it up 🧹

I haven't heard the album but I always appreciate a jannie that abuses their small amount of power for petty reasons. Best kind of drama jannie.

Thank you!

For being so nice I have decided to ban you.

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Anthony fantano is a zoophile and cried after sam hyde bullied him.

he did a podcast with sam hyde.. i thought they got along really well

That was before Fantano came out as alt-right

Fantano is a g*y ret*rd but i hate w*men more so #istandwithanthony

He gave Kids See Ghosts a 10 and Blonde an 8. Why people give this dude's opinion so much respect is beyond me.

Why anybody cares about music critics opinions is beyond me.

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Scarufi is at least funny looking and writes bad poetry, and Christgau got his ass beat by James Chance one time, but that wouldn't have been cool if he wasn't an obnoxious critic to begin with.

Cause he's a quirky hipster whiteboy on youtube. His opinions are a fuel for other indy hipsters to grandstand and pretend how intellectually superior their preferred type of music is.

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Frank Oceans Blonde?

He should be thrown into the ocean.

Conceptually I liked Kids See Ghosts a lot, the whole thing just felt so unfinished I have a hard time going back to it. Great music and sampling imo, with lots of half assed lyrics and unrefined production.

I listened to it on release, thought it was hot garbage, then was absolutely shocked to hear people giving it a 10 and praising it like crazy.

Kids see Ghosts or Blonde?

I thought KSG was good when it released, just not a masterpiece that people said it was. Not a single song is on my playlist. Blonde on the other hand took me some time to like. It grew to be my favorite album though.

KSG, sorry I should've specified. I thought the album was OK at first but incredibly boring and repetitive. Iirc they just picked a lyric for each song and repeated it until the next song. Rinse and repeat.

That's fair. Cudi montage was the only song that I thought was really good. The others are forgettable at best.

I liked reborn as well but I agree otherwise

not liking Feel the Love for Kanye with the svante garde gun shot sounds

Damn you niggas U N W A V E Y😤 🌊🚫🌊🚫🌊🚫🌊

It was a good album, but Blonde is like the album of the decade without a doubt. KSG wasn't even the best of that Kanye project (that goes to Daytona).

KSG and blond are solid 8s

Blonde is probably one of the most beautiful-sounding albums I have ever heard in my life. it is the definition of a 10

Nights alone bumps that album up a few points

Seigfried on lsd always sends me to another realm

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Frank ocean is a god And I will curb stomp anyone who says otherwise.

Don't look up his score for MBDTF

The worst one was giving house of balloons a 3

I notice women have a hard time making lyrical sense due to the fact that they don't have real feelings and are not human.

I mean when you are programmed to cry and screech at every small thing, there isn't much they can sing about.

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Wasnt asking you, cretin.

Let me speak in your language of Cretin Retardian. Im a bit rusty. I haven't fully grasped your language.

Ok...ahem

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For people who arent Cretin Retardians, that translates to:

Go fuck your Dad's dick hole like the good little sperm you are

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white girls genuinely do not understand the concept of other people being sentient and having their own opinions

It's hard to understand the concept of other people being sentient when you, yourself, are not sentient.

me entirely agree. almost all girl stupid. me no think stupid girl attractive so me pass up almost all girl.

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Hey Daniel.

Berries fall from hide pouch

Berries no fall from me pouch because me pouch strong. Me pouch made from snake.

respect

That’s enough, Kevin

Me no Kevin. Who Kevin? Me Grug.

dude based lmao

Fantano would get involved in a radfem argument about a fucking fiona apple album he’s giving a 10/10.

Cuckservitor

respond to alleged sexism with sexism and racism

Based af

"Noo, don't call me a bad word, I'll call you a bad word back"
😂

Holy shit, you were right.

What an imbecile.

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Very beta to argue with women.

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Did he really just call that dumb btch a trf? Goddamnit, I used to swear by Anthony back in the day, mainstream popularity and Twitter has made him such an insufferable c*nt.

Leave bald melon alone you skanky ass hoes.

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If you ain't Fiona Apple then I don't care.

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Your face is harassment.

What’s the 🦆 for?

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It will all make sense in time.

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No problem, my N word.

honestly who cares about his opinion other than white guys

Based ngl

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I have been blessed 😌

You are misogynist.

Doesn't egg boy claim to be a massive feminist?

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Don't know about that but he used to hang out with Youtube skeptics, then the Fader piece happened and now he sucks Breadtube cock hard

YouT*bers should get the wall in Animal Crossing

This is like the MBDTF review for white women

He should have given that record a 'not good'. Just for the salt.

Nah, the record doesn't have to get dragged just to stick it to people of no consequence.

Likewise, he shouldn't be in the trenches arguing with people of no consequence.

Can you not rank shit anymore?

I'm just going to put this here - an explanation I gave to someone why a lot of critics seemingly exaggerate when talking about Fiona's new album - as a proof that this guy has no idea how to value work of art.

Yes, I think Fiona Apple is one of the few original artists and I went through every other album before I gave a listen to the new one. So, there's that.

And while I find the whole Fantano thing somewhat amusing - and now bear with me - it is not that far off a conclusion that a man simply does not even contemplate label of a genius for a woman so clearly a genius only because he is deep down a man who a priori rejects the idea of a woman genius. Ergo, misogyny. Especially by a woman who occasionally writes so beautifully - among other things - about a missing or needing a man in her life.

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only because he is deep down a man who a priori rejects the idea of a woman genius

wait, so fantano is actually cool?

Gaaaaaaaaaaay

This tbh

Bitch stfu

Fuck off queerdo.

The worst Brokencyde song is better than anything Fiona Apple has released.

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The album just wasn’t that good nerd

Fiona who?

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Oh hey someone posted that /mu/ copypasta

...Fiona Apple is still alive?

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Who the fuck still listens to that dried up irrelevant sob? I didn't even know she was still shitting out albums

I had no idea /r/drama is inhabited by this much of urban youth.

Feeling like a boomer here. Just gave a listen to that album to see what all the fuss is about and holy shit that was one of the most pretentious and dull sounding albums I've ever heard. If this is what passes for good music these days then holy shit do late millenials and zoomers have some really shitty music taste.

I can’t wait to listen to the album in a couple of months whenever the hype and anti-hype die down to a dull enough roar so I can actually hear the music.

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Shut up n1gga

There is nothing special about your opinion

Where's the lie

Soon words won’t mean anything anymore. This is one of the most leftie people I’ve seen on YouTube, dude would probably suck a dick for feminism

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Good morning

Hoes mad

Leftoids eating each other is almost as funny (if not funnier) than when rightoids lose their shit over some r*tarded conspiracy theory

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Every day I praise Allah that I'm in to prog metal and have no idea who any of these people are 🙏🙏

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I'm genuinely curious, who the fuck is Fiona Apple?

This shit was DAMN for white feminists