"My Pit Bull Somehow Got Out"

Leashes, collars, kennels, crates, electric neckband, towering gates, commands of owners, whistles, bells, clickers, harness', bolts from Hell.

Muzzles, latches, locks and keys, anchor chains on oakwood trees, thorny hedge and fences stout, But UP! goes the cry "the pit's got out!"

OUT he goes and none knows why, through windows, doors and balcony high, OUT he goes on his lawless way, romping, roaming, pittle-pittle play.

Snacking on cats and fat on fun, he dodges the cure of knife and gun, romping and chomping and kicking up Hell, the cop cars roaring on siren and bell.

"BOOM" barks the gun, and into the dust, falls our happy killer and his wander-lust, no matter his victims, no matter those cats, no matter the wee dogs used as his snacks, no matter the schoolchild torn in the face, no matter the jogger with knee-caps displaced, no matter the old man dragged to the ground, no matter the small girl whose scalp can't be found... NOTHINGS as loud or as long as that shout,

"I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT, MY PIT BULL SOMEHOW GOT OUT!!!"

Cats are the best

Not so easy to kill when it's not a defenseless baby or old person, eh pitties?

Fucking based.

Pibbles got nibbles lol

Halal meat for based cat

Baby's a good girl! She doesn't bite, she's a nanny cat!

Hahahahaha, you're in college and you still spend your time like this! This internet troll shit is for lonely 14 year olds, not adults.

The rest of your life is going to be lonely and boring if this is what you do with your time during what should be your most exciting years.

Before you know it, college will be over and you'll have no ability to make new friends because you don't have anything interesting to talk about or any way to meet new people. If you're not able to make friends now when it's literally the easiest it will ever be, there's no way you're going to swing it when you're even older.

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It's ironic that dogs' owner developed another PTSD while working through whatever other psychological issues demanded he obtains 7 pitbulls.

me say dog maker start put trap door in building and send pitbull buyer to stupid jail.

Whats the article Im a yuropoor

A cat attacked 7 defenseless pibbles and their owner, sending 1 pibble to the vet with a face full of nasty scratches and the owner to the ER somehow.

Nice.

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King cat

The true tiger king 😼👑

Lmao

Based cat tbh

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CAT GANG WAS HERR

Cats have always been the most based animals tbf

Honey Badger.

The weak fear the strong

You do understand that if those dogs were violent, the cat would be incredibly dead, right? Like, torn in two so fast that both sides could be killed separately, and the cat would be down to seven lives. You've only given testimony that their reputation as killers is inflated.

PITTARD MAD

No, cats are just more based than you could possibly fathom

Your stupid dogs lost in a fight to a genetic prodigy of a cat. Are you assmad that your murder breed lost a little fight? Don't worry they have plenty of statistics to back up their strength as killers, let the little guy have this win, thanks.

You know they aren't my dogs, right? Why are you taking this so personally?

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You will not silence good Christian values jannies, the day of the crusades shall come for you as much as I have.

shut up f-slur

knocking 7 pibbles out of commission for $220 in vet bills? Sounds like a good deal to me.

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