I like to think that everyone shitty on the Left is just a troll account created and maintained by Barron Trump, attempting to use his mammoth brain to make centrists vote Daddy 2020. Because if these people actually exist, and have these strange opinions that so many people supposedly might have, then I'll have to actually vote for Daddy, given he's the option most likely to put these fucking people in camps.
But I'm wise to you, Barron: you'll never actually make me vote.
Folks I have a great idea. It's a great idea. Great idea. Big brain. Very big. The best, okay? Okay? Are you ready? President Concarny of Chili is saying that dead people are really recovered. They're recovered, can you believe it? It's like, a miracle. People are saying, they say, Mr President why don't you do the count like they do in Chili? I don't speak Mexican and we're building a big beautiful wall -so beautiful by the way - but I think we count the Chinese virus like Chili. Because Chili is hot and heat will make the virus go away. It's, like, a tremendous plan folks. Believe me.
Many people, experts even, have looked at this Chili's and they say wow. You know why? They've never seen anything like it they say. Never before in the history of, they call it Casual Dining, not anywhere. From all over the world, all over the world people can't get enough of the mozzarella sticks they ask me how do they make them so good. They're incredible, what they're doing with the cheese. It's truly incredible folks
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3 SnapshillBot 2020-04-24
I like to think that everyone shitty on the Left is just a troll account created and maintained by Barron Trump, attempting to use his mammoth brain to make centrists vote Daddy 2020. Because if these people actually exist, and have these strange opinions that so many people supposedly might have, then I'll have to actually vote for Daddy, given he's the option most likely to put these fucking people in camps.
But I'm wise to you, Barron: you'll never actually make me vote.
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3 pewkiemuffinboo 2020-04-24
iTs JuST a Joek
3 The_Live_Ghost 2020-04-24
Once again I am being attacked for presenting new ideas
2 The_Homocracy 2020-04-24
Folks I have a great idea. It's a great idea. Great idea. Big brain. Very big. The best, okay? Okay? Are you ready? President Concarny of Chili is saying that dead people are really recovered. They're recovered, can you believe it? It's like, a miracle. People are saying, they say, Mr President why don't you do the count like they do in Chili? I don't speak Mexican and we're building a big beautiful wall -so beautiful by the way - but I think we count the Chinese virus like Chili. Because Chili is hot and heat will make the virus go away. It's, like, a tremendous plan folks. Believe me.
7 CitrusDelicious 2020-04-24
Many people, experts even, have looked at this Chili's and they say wow. You know why? They've never seen anything like it they say. Never before in the history of, they call it Casual Dining, not anywhere. From all over the world, all over the world people can't get enough of the mozzarella sticks they ask me how do they make them so good. They're incredible, what they're doing with the cheese. It's truly incredible folks
3 Kat_B0T 2020-04-24
If even one person drinks bleach as a result of this he will have been justified.
4 Pepperglue 2020-04-24
Should keep him in power so he can keeping spewing dumb takes for his boomer followers.
5 Kat_B0T 2020-04-24
This except unironically
2 d538GNCUIXPz4doFxgLx 2020-04-24
What’s that line about only pretending to be something
2 freet0 2020-04-24
jokes on them I was only pretending
1 shitpersonality 2020-04-24
He's not ret🧠rded! It was just sarcasm! DDF was right! Checkmate TDS commies!