Jeff Goldblum becomes b*sed, twittercels mad

1  2020-04-25 by wsbking

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he’s not wrong tho

~ literally all of the Muslim users

Sit down and stfu, now isn’t the time bigot

~ majority of the mayos

smh these may0s silencing p0cs

I’m from a ☪️ majority country. Islam is a disease. Fuck first world crakkas

stay safe brother. inshallah

Islam is a disease.

How dare you, infidel?

By allah you will feel the wrath of my show.

Are you an ex-muslix?

Which part of Sweden?

Except for this one that is out and proud (but for some reason not living in a Muslim country). The responses have a bit of fun with this hypocrisy.

https://twitter.com/ArtSeraphina/status/1253913408359063552

Mayo privilege is when you can tell a native sand person that they don't know what they're talking about with regards to Islam, and then be paraded as a progressive.

Wow. I can't even believe the ignorance that's coming from your thick, inbred skull. Only a dilapidated, unenlightened dotard would even dare to spout such inane, low IQ stupidity.

Snorts

If you had even bothered to keep up with recent news, you would know that you are not only mind numbingly wrong, but idiotic as well. I heartily laugh at the very thought of you attempting to utilize your underdeveloped peabrain.

Thankfully, I am an informed and educated redditor, I'm writing a dissertation on the subject as we speak. It toils the mind to even attempt to decipher the workings of your underpowered and inferior brain.

Don't even attempt to reply! It will be in vain, as I have already blocked you and reported you to the moderators for spreading harmful disinformation. Good day!

Lmao that’s some grade stuff 👌🏿

Needs a slight tweak: "My mind toils at the mere attempt..."

Then it's boiled, cooled, and ready to be served.

Damn that's good, thanks man.

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Islam is right about drag

What is the cure for such disorders?

Speak to your Imam. He will instruct you in finding salvation in Allah. These lost souls are still the creations of Allah, and he will not turn away from those who seek him. Give up this lifestyle and follow the five pillars, and you will be saved no matter the blasphemy you committed in the past

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I think you have christianity and islam confused.

I was very clearly making that up as I went

imagine not keeping the meme going when someone gives you a golden opportunity

I just woke up and the first thing I did was check Reddit. The overwhelming shame of that realization made me want to stop

Don't stop; we must cure your disorders somehow...

Just stone me dude

Off the rooftop you go!

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Beatings lol

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More like stonings or beheadings.

100 strikes from 100 shoes, Allah as my witness

Following Islam? Fling them from a roof.

Anal Jihad

The way media has stigmatized islam is crazy

Lol the fuck? How much ass kissing do these desert niggas need?

The way media has stigmatized islam

Maybe the OP is right, and maybe this is problematic, but I kind of feel like the 9/11 hijackers gave them a lot to work with, so . . . .

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the media has stigmatized

Nah they’ve kind of done that all by themself lol wtf is this person on?

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However much it takes to keep them away from rental trucks.

All those years growing up in post 9/11 America and I never once thought about what life would be like when people born in 2002 were old enough to vote.

Well.... here we are.

Twitter trying to mix islam with woke politics is only going to make Sharia a reality in burger land and I can’t wait 😩

It may not be the future we need, but it is definitely the future we deserve.

Islam is the final redpill

At least our Muslim bros don't tolerant deviants.

Well, except for pedophiles, but anyone pissed about Goldblum pointing out the obvious are probably all for that.

This place is going from ironically praising allah to going full Islam, and that's a good thing.

Muslims can’t exist with freedom

Is freedom really all its cracked up to be tho?

They both want to cover up and desexualise women because it's haram/objectification. They're more alike than you think.

I'm not saying we need a full on Western caliphate but Islam does have some good ideas, especially with regards to w*men.

It's their attempt at hiding sin from Allah and they have been exposed. Thank you brother Goldblum.

yt: ummmm so ur saying muslims think dudes dressing in drag is degenerate ???? yikes sweaty

chadslamic countries: Yes.

Makes me think of the Based Yes Man meme.

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This is honestly triggering for someone who was bullied for being middle eastern growing up

Pull the trigger bitch 💣💥

Allahu snackbar

I LOVE I SRAEL AND THE J EWS

Hey Jim! Get your computer fixed yet?

Metokucks get out

Woah now! No need to be harsh, There is nothing wrong with enjoying a simple weatherman.

Please carry on sweetie squad.

The religious minority hes working so hard to please would stone him for this nonsense, and rightfully so inshallah 😤

would they though?

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😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡

💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩

Dress like that and go to into their religious places of worship. See how tolerant they are

I'm sure the riots would die down in a day or two.

You should try it if you really think they wouldn't

This unproved attack on Al*ah shall not go unpunished! May Allah break the backs of such disease-ridden rodents!

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George Washingkween standing to the side and nodding sagely is icing on the cake.

That one of them is dressed like an al-qaeda terrorist and the other one an 18th Century British army officer really shows what dragcels think of America.

I love it when twittercels seethe. Honestly, seeing them in pain makes me genuinely happy

The Twitter user cries out in pain as he strikes you.

The Twitter user cries out in pain as he strikes you.

we heard it the first time, but thank you anyway

When aren't the twittercels seething?

Never. We live in humanity's golden age

Lmaoo...Imagine being a part of lgbt community and defending a religion which literally advocates for your persecution.

There were Jewish Nazis.

It’s difficult to wrap your head around it.

Also, the internet was a mistake.

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Just look at crackers' self-loathing.

People do what the tv tells them to.

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This is a good point. How can r/drama claim to be both pro bussy and pro global caliphate that will cleanse the infidels?

Explain yourselves

Being both pro-Islam and pro-bussy is the ultimate radical centrist take. Right up there with anti-Chapo but pro-mayocide

99% of chapos are mayo though.

It's about environment, asshole, I have a chapo and he's a sweet boy all your statistics are bullshit.

NOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE CHAPORINOS, NOT MY WITTLE CHAPORS!!!

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something close to the Iranian government's position on homosexuality and transgenderism i imagine

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CUT PEEPEES OFF FOR SODOMY

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Oh, just hedging my bets. If you grab a bit of every competing ideology to believe in, you'll be right whenever any of them win, saving you quite a few rounds of c-s-d***

You know how young adults fantasize about being oppressed so they can look better while the ones they dislike in their cohort are dead from said oppression?

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Based god Goldblum, dragfags absolutely BTFO’d

Nooo not the apartments.com guy!

Tayssecondgussy it is me BeanerSchnitzel, Abraham →(° ۝ °)┗

I figured. Glad to see you okay, can come on back to the reservation when you are ready.

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Your mind is diseased. Pick a dandelion and hold it in your mouth until you feel the urge to urinate. Then, swallow the dandelion and urinate on the spot from which it was picked.

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lmao wtf

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Let’s have a Drag Race in Saudi Arabia I’d love to see that.

One of the comments: yikes Jeff read the room

Yeah why don’t you tell that to Islam

A Muslim have never seen a room that can’t be red all over

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chef goldblum serving up based takes

Yeah Islamic countries like to murder their homosexual citizens. Wonder if anyone on Twitter knows that

They do but will refuse to adknowledge it

"What about CaThOliCieM"

Yea Catholics dont sell their daughters into slavery or beat them for showing their hair

in the south Burger Stan they do tho

Even if it happens: It's a question of law.

Try it in western countries and someone calls the cops? You goin to jail boy (or to the graveyard if you're blaqq).

Try it in the middle east/north african sharia belt and someone calls the "cops"? At best "cops" laugh at the caller, at worst it's seen as wasting police resources and you'll get fined/caned/stoned.

They used to, but their religion evolved with the rest of the world unlike islam

No they didnt, Catholicism never forced women to cover up their faces nor would sentence women to death for showing their faces in front of another man (Nuns cover their hair and become nuns voluntarily, and they aren't covered all the time including in public)

I dont think that a religion which holds the Holy Mary, a woman, as the second most important person in their religion comes even close to Islam when it comes to women rights

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Houellebecq was right.

a drag queen wearing an american flag hijab

literally some shit you'd see on south park 15 years ago, the state of our world

As a queer muslim woman I'm about to scream i stg the lord is testing me this Ramadan. Praying that Jeff Goldblum spends some time educating himself. If he is in LA I recommend "Muslims for Progressive Values" as an excellent org; Masjid-al-Rabia if he happens to be in Chicago.

Says the person safely living in a western country were no one gives a fuck what version of your religion you're practicing.

Now take this this line of thinking to Saudi Arabia, and see how long it will take before she's yeeted off the nearest rooftop.

Urgh I love Jeff Goldblum.

zoz

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zozzle

Sometimes I think you can’t get any lower than a redditeur, then I remember that the Twitterati is even more braindead 😡😡😤😤

What are those things? Is this from martian broadcast?

Wow

I fuckin love Jeff Goldbloom now.

Jeff has always been pretty based tbh

He’s always been above all the shit.

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I like Jeff Goldblum and I'm sure he will be forced to apologize for this comment. I fucking hate mayos

I hope Jeff says fuck em and dabs on the haters.

I love Jeff.

Lol I love how someone cites some random lecture from a random imam who says Islam is not the problem in countries where there are problems, but p@triatchy, conveniently ignoring the part that i slam is the most p@triarchal major religion in existence

Western Caliphate Now

Here let me distract all of you rightists from this:

CHINA BAD CHINA BAD CHING CHONG CHING CHONG BAT SOUP

There Muslims are OK now right? OK.

Celebrating the one of the most regressive and oppressive religions in the world is the wokie version of "owning the l*bz"

I know it makes the traddies here get all pissy, but Drag Race is unironically the kind of show that r/drama should be eating up. You’ve got:

  • Bussy galore
  • Jeff Goldblum being based
  • Commie Mommy as a judge last week
  • One of this season’s front-runners being disqualified for being a COMPLETE degenerate
  • The fandom flipping shit because it turns out that RuPaul makes money off of letting companies frack on his land.
  • Part of the fandom also being pissy about the the queens in the hijab and the Black Panther Party look being on the bottom this week while the popular skinny white queen scraped by while dressed as a “British colonizer reeeeee.”

And that’s only in this season. Y’all are missing out for the sake of being contrarian 🤷‍♂️

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We need to walk a fine line here, Explaining to liberals that their beliefs are not congruent with Islam while also emphasizing that Islam is totally right

And as always the whites are getting offended for minorities

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