Remember to thank the REAL HEROS during this pandemic!

1  2020-04-26 by Corporal-Hicks

The cart pushers, the door greeters, the over night stockers, the custodians, the cashiers!

They are the TRUE HEROS out there risking their LIVES to keep us all alive. We should petition the government to give them HAZARD PAY!

26 comments

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1  automatic_cluck 2020-04-26

J A N N I E S

B T F O 😂 😂 😂

1  Corporal-Hicks 2020-04-26

They are actually truly literally HEROS for doing their jobs. They should definitely get HAZARD pay

1  Hoes_very_Mad 2020-04-26

I say we increase the monetary compensation for their efforts by 500% to a total of $0.00

1  automatic_cluck 2020-04-26

👋💸

1  I_Shah 2020-04-26

He’s talking about internet jannies

1  Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2020-04-26

EVERY DAY THEY 🧹 🧼 🗑

1  I_Shah 2020-04-26

Day of the pay check when

1  AuntyAbortion 2020-04-26

The delivery guys 🙏

1  SirCuljurk 2020-04-26

This but unironically.

They are the true Chads who don't give a fuark about Corona Chan

1  Corporal-Hicks 2020-04-26

I read a study somewhere that said infection rates compared between essential and non essential workers was exactly the same. Unless you controlled for age and the 55+ group had massive infection rate regardless of their work status.

1  centrist_btw 2020-04-26

also probably because non-essential workers don't give a fuck and are still going out

1  Railered 2020-04-26

🍺 🦠

1  TiberSeptimIII 2020-04-26

How? I legit work in a grocery store and I don’t get it. I’m not around infected people all day. I don’t stand in a large crowd. I’d America literally so weak that leaving the house deserves a medal?

If I were working in a hospital even as a janitor it makes sense because a janitor in a hospital is actually exposed to Covid daily. He’s picking up stuff from rooms where someone dying of Covid coughed.

1  Iowa_Hawkeye 2020-04-26

ATAB

1  Corporal-Hicks 2020-04-26

All tranners are beautiful?

1  dramasutra2020 2020-04-26

I am sure government will take r/drama lobbying seriously

1  HodorLePortePorte 2020-04-26

I'm going to remove the tip if you're late with my delivery again

1  GotEmThisTime 2020-04-26

Just the tip.

1  Lysis10 2020-04-26

😂 it’s so true. Fuckin reddit thinks these people are the same as war heroes dropped on the beaches is Normandy.

1  DrunkenRecidivist 2020-04-26

Pretty sure most of those D-day guys just sat around getting fat on rations and dancing for tiktok videos.

1  Lysis10 2020-04-26

They wore costumes and facetuned as the got shot at.

1  jaredschaffer27 2020-04-26

What does the word hero even mean anymore?

1  85LawnmowerMan85 2020-04-26

It has zero meaning and hasn't had any for a while.

1  jaredschaffer27 2020-04-26

You're a hero for saying that

1  85LawnmowerMan85 2020-04-26

I mean, it took courage to say what everyone's thinking.

1  Lysis10 2020-04-26

Stunning and brave.

1  Lysis10 2020-04-26

It's as watered down now as Nazi and racist.

1  Bummunism 2020-04-26

The Carnegie Hero Fund has a good definition. And yes Euros, this does exclude you.

https://www.carnegiehero.org/nominate/

1  fat_fist_fister 2020-04-26

I work at a grocery store and had someone call me a hero the other day lmao. Dumb whyte f*ids will call you a hero for shitting your pants during these quarantine.

1  maiqthetrue 2020-04-26

This is why I'm expecting the US to fall like the USSR. We are pussies. Doing just barely above the absolute minimum is "stunning and brave🏆🏆🏆". Leaving the house during a time when there's a virus with a 1% fatality rate isn't that fucking brave. If I get it (forty and no health issues) I'll have a bad flu for a week. Its insanity. If you're too much of a pussy to risk a 1% chance of dying, you should never leave the house again, and a society that thinks that's worthy of "hazard pay" or "heroism" is one that will never accomplish anything and will fall apart at the first hint of danger.

We won't go to Mars, we won't cure diseases, we won't invent things. Those involve risk and take effort.

1  YourLocalMonarchist 2020-04-26

I'm a fucking cashier, I never thought I'd make fucking danger pay

1  pixys_alt 2020-04-26

As a delivery-chad please don't inflate away my savings and if you really want to thank me for my service let the fucking bars open back up so I have something to do when I get off work besides drunkpost on plebbit.

Also the curfew where I live is a total fucking joke and traffic is nearly normal now, only worse as many people on the roads are either cruising around aimlessly or using them as their personal racetrack. I'm vastly more likely to get hurt or killed in a car crash than by this virus and being a delivery driver has always been dangerous thanks to car wrecks and robberies.

One of our restaurants is mandating that our drivers wear masks so I guess we're in on the LARP now. My county of 200K people has had one confirmed death from the coof and that's with us being overrun by refugee students from New York and Jersey.