My first thought is all the panic attacks I used to have because I genuinely thought I might die before I get to play this game. Anxiety is a bitch, let me tell you.
It feels like finding out Santa isn't real, but instead it's some old druggie living in a swamp together with 16 rats, that he's legally married to. And that all the presents you've ever gotten, has been made of tree bark, owl intestines and the dudes HIV infested blood. Including the naughty underwear you once got from an ex boyfriend.
Harvesting copypasta ain't much, but it's honest work.
You didn't even read it, did you? You just disregarded it because it doesn't fit your world view. You are pathetic, scum of the earth. People present you with scientifically backed evidence showing how the world really is and you disregard it because it is brought to your attention by a group of people you find inferior to you.
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This is classic video game drama - People bitch about something nonsensical, others bitch that somebody's bitching about it, drama gets posted in locations outside of the drama epicenter, original group begins to essaybitch to make their bitching seem like it has some merit
Next stage is non-community members essaybitching on both sides, either about how it's okay that the original group hates g*y people and it's not okay to call them out on it, or about how it's not okay to essaybitch about g*y people and that anyone supports them is literally the worst human being in existence.
You could really easily play this off as some "i like nature" shit
you or i could, sure. OP will tell anyone who will listen until the day he dies about the immense trauma he endured at the hands of naughty dogs and the deep impact that Last of Us has on his life.
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Why can't consoomers just enjoy consooming without making it the foundation of their personality?
You can be entertained without having to tatoo your body and decorate your home with merchandise and base your whole personal outlook on the thing that entertained you.
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3 MegaDace 2020-04-28
"I fell in love with Ellie’s tattoo"
"I’m trying to figure out how to work through the heartbreak that half my arm is covered in a tattoo for a game I despise before it’s even released"
Gaymers get the bullet first please
2 Frostfright 2020-04-28
2 Giulio-Cesare 2020-04-28
Allah please cleanse this world in your holy flame, a man can only take so much.
2 OniTan 2020-04-28
Harvesting copypasta ain't much, but it's honest work.
1 SnapshillBot 2020-04-28
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1 BigBrownDog12 2020-04-28
Every single bit of this drama, both sides, all the sides, is absolutely haram
1 -M-o-X- 2020-04-28
Im glad they ruined it for them. No one should care this much about a game.
2 king_of_retardland 2020-04-28
They're lucky to face such 'trama' over a videogame, maybe they'll grow and learn. Imagine these people dealing with real life situations?
2 languidhorse 2020-04-28
"game". Aren't games supposed to be fun? Since when did we start calling animated movies games
1 tHeSiD 2020-04-28
Aren't all pussy4 games like that?
1 Wopitikitotengo 2020-04-28
The newest God of War is good, it's more like an old school game than a lot of the interactive movies on the go nowadays
1 kermit_was_wrong 2020-04-28
Suspect review, since you're a confirmed ps4-owning rslurred fslur
1 Comrade_Natalie 2020-04-28
Looks like he has been testing out those holocough estrogen patches 😹
1 Woolgun 2020-04-28
Probably trooning out so
heshe can relate to the story 🤔 - it's better to become a woman than have a ruined vidya 🤡1 Thereal14words 2020-04-28
its a v*deogame. the only acceptable action is fueling the fire
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1 jimmahdean 2020-04-28
This is classic video game drama - People bitch about something nonsensical, others bitch that somebody's bitching about it, drama gets posted in locations outside of the drama epicenter, original group begins to essaybitch to make their bitching seem like it has some merit
Next stage is non-community members essaybitching on both sides, either about how it's okay that the original group hates g*y people and it's not okay to call them out on it, or about how it's not okay to essaybitch about g*y people and that anyone supports them is literally the worst human being in existence.
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2 smishsmash44 2020-04-28
Video game tattoos are like warning coloration on mushrooms, especially a Triforce.
1 loli_esports 2020-04-28
I just looked it up, it's two ferns and a butterfly. You could really easily play this off as some "i like nature" shit
1 wow___justwow 2020-04-28
you or i could, sure. OP will tell anyone who will listen until the day he dies about the immense trauma he endured at the hands of naughty dogs and the deep impact that Last of Us has on his life.
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1 Acto12 2020-04-28
In posts like these you can only hope it's a troll posting this, lol
1 cfbWORKING 2020-04-28
If someone was that good at trolling, he should be president
1 loli_esports 2020-04-28
Nah, profile checks out lol
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1 onafriday 2020-04-28
Definitely gets off imgaining Juno girl pegging him.
1 Commy_Mommy_Rises 2020-04-28
You don't?
1 AuntyAbortion 2020-04-28
Why can't consoomers just enjoy consooming without making it the foundation of their personality?
You can be entertained without having to tatoo your body and decorate your home with merchandise and base your whole personal outlook on the thing that entertained you.
2 Phantom_Engineer 2020-04-28
The majority do, but the minority that doesn't is very very loud.
1 Thereal14words 2020-04-28
that would lead to less drama so i hope everyone ignores you
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1 69733348 2020-04-28
crying for hours? sure, jan.
1 loli_esports 2020-04-28
ohhh nooooo lol https://www.reddit.com/r/thelastofus/comments/dkl6nj/thought_you_guys_might_like_my_new_addition/f4k6nld/?context=3
1 DonnaHightower 2020-04-28
LMAOOO
1 srsh10392 2020-04-28
And if they did, nothing of value would be lost.
1 elephantofdoom 2020-04-28
NO YOU CANT MAKE ART THAT CHALLENGES MY WORLD VIEW AND MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE I WANT EVERYTHING TO BE THE WAY I IMAGINED IT REEEEEEEEE
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1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2020-04-28
Finally something to believe in, a video game that changes everything.
"Here are some scary boi zombies 1/2"
1 She-Daddy_Jenna 2020-04-28
It's sad watching so much effort go into creating ugly shit instead of anything good.
1 smishsmash44 2020-04-28
Expectations subverted.
Dilator inserted.
White male protag averted.
Drunkman is a genius. Zombie games with zombies relegated to windowdressing, and a revenge plot, amazing who could ever think of something so unique.
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