Journos mad that nobody wants to pay for his onIyfans

1  2020-04-28 by unrulyfarmhand

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>One is self care and aspirational. The other is information which is plentiful / has free alternatives.

lol paying for amateur soft-core is "self-care"? Yeah it's so good to rewire your brain that way, go off king. Also if we're talking about free alternatives, jacking it is cheaper than dirt

Not that journos deserve our money, but that's the dumbest answer I've seen

aspirational

I'm sorry, no. No one "aspires" to be an onlyfans model. I could even see being a very successful professional porn model as being aspirational but come on now.

The other is information which is plentiful / has free alternatives.

I don't know what to say.

They think porn is a psychological and even physical ("every man died of prostate cancer before MindGeek") need. I don't know what the poster means by "aspirational" though.

They enjoy the act of purchasing the porn.

I could understand Onlyfans if people were putting out high-end, very specific niche porn that you couldn't get elsewhere, like that makes sense.

Like, pretty much every man with an Internet connection is watching porn, but it's a very specific subsection who are paying for onlyfans.

I know some of them are findom guys, which to me is just the worst possible hand life could deal you

has anyone ever met or spoken to one of these creatures? are they real? how could they possibly justify this even to themselves? i refuse to believe findom is real at all.

I assume they’re all keeping it as secret as humanly possible, wouldn’t you?

Fuck, even being a bugchaser means you get laid lmao. Findom is literally just self harm.

Hell, even cutting has an actual sensation attached to it. Findom is just dire.

Findom is the correct response of genetic rejects to their state of being. It's only natural they should pay to fund the lifestyles of their betters.

their betters

Using that term loosely I see

Looking down on e-thots because you'll never get to fuck them doesn't change that you'll never get to fuck them.

going to bat for e-thots

I'm sure she'll send you a personalized video with your monthly contribution of your entire paycheck any day now

Keep making that face and it'll freeze like that, then you'll never get a boyfriend.

You can be my boyfriend uwu

Of course I can.

But I won't.

Daddy no >:(

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Oh I could, maybe not for free, but probably not for that much either.

Wow I didn't know about bugchasing before now. You wouldn't think that would be a thing but I guess that's why it's a thing.

Aw hen. There's a whole scary world out there, you just stick to reddit and never you mind that.

Nah it's parasocial relationships added with nudes.

Essentially it's a step down from having a girlfriend/boyfriend but slightly a step up from just watching porn.

Bro I'm literally cucking idubbz when I pay for his girlfriends onlyfans. I'm the bull and he is but a sad loser

I mean at this point it probably is for them, that's how addiction works

I don't know what the poster means by "aspirational" though.

He's pretending that people are paying for thot squat videos to inspire them on their own "fitness journey". The only fitness they're inspired to do is an iso-lateral forearm workout.

I see.

Maybe he's a sweet summer child and thinks people are paying for fitness workout videos 🤷

why won’t people pay 10$ per month for quality journalism

Lol because most journalism, whether from the left or right, is not quality...

I would honestly pay for someone to bring me legitimate news that addressed both sides and tried diligently to curb their own bias. Will never happen

No one wants that. You think you do but it’d be boring.

I dunno I like NPR on the weekends where they shove their "balanced" news. Their weekday stuff is ravenous TDS.

Their weekday stuff is ravenous TDS.

How do? They seem no different than /r/politics

r/politics has TDS

How so? It’s no different than NPR

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You think you do but it’d be boring.

Then why do I read so many ratnerd blogs?

People who actually think about why they think what they do can be very interesting.

This guy banned talking about race and intelligence in his comments because people’s feelings were getting hurt

Read all the propaganda at once, interpolate from there.

Wanna say Quilette but they are just opinion pieces. And it's not very interesting after a while.

WTB “quality journalism”

Sorry this is barrens chat. What a good Chuck Norris joke?

Chuck Norris has never gotten his dick sucked but he has fucked a lot of mouths

Coronavirus is trying to develop a vaccine for Chuck Norris.

chuck norris shot my dog and fucked his corpse

Chuck Norris once took a job a children's hospital but he raped all the kids. He was was arrested and sentenced to 50 years. He later tried to escape from prison but was unsuccessful because Chuck Norris doesn't escape from prison, prison escapes from Chuck Norris. Also he was shot by the guards.

Chuck Norris once made a sticky that was so cringy that even /r/drama jannies removed it.

Chuck Norris is Masterlawlz?!?

Every month I get a bottle of amphetamine and literally burn through it in like 10-15 days. When I run out is rough, I've literally eaten the paper that I used to snort off of before.

Last month I magically happened to find a bit of a pill that I had somehow discarded and left on the carpet God knows how long ago, then I found an entire pill. This provided me with a few extra hours of amphetamine high but resulted in me spending most of it obsessively searching the carpet for little bits of Adderall.

Lol because most journalism, whether from the left or right, is not quality...

The lyin media is the enemy of the people. The greatest advantage the right has tbh is that they don't just blindly believe everything the media tells them like the liberals, the greatest disadvantage of the left is that we are constantly forced into coalition with these spineless drooling idiots.

I pay good money to the Economist because they put good puns in their headlines

Nobody wants to pay to be lectured by your shitty hot takes, weh weh

If I ever see you in real life I'll fucking make you eat cement. You got that, bitch? If it wasn't your mom coming downstairs to the basement each night to bring you a plate of chicken tenders, you would be dead with droll running into the cracks of your cheeto dust covered keyboard. I bet you weight about 400 pounds and have a string tied to your dick you use so you can piss. The fact you have to keep making new accounts suggest you need a new hobby. Stop being a piece of shit troll and find something creative to do. You only have so much time left before your arteries clog and Coonrod lowers your 2000 pounds casket into the ground with a fucking crane.

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those models usually have avatar profile pics that titillate/entice. this dude's APP reminds me of a home owner's association enforcer who wants to have a talk about acceptable grass length

Apparently twittercels have never heard of paying for neither.

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"Quality Journalism" lmao. The lack of self-awareness is like taking a speedboat and flooring it over the border of delusion.

As a psychologist...

Any further words should be completely disregarded.

I’m curious the psychology behind this

girl no clothes give penis happy

For some reason literally everyone in the twitter comments thought he was talking about a gym membership

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Absolutely no reading comprehension

I don’t understand why journos don’t just try lying less.