This is some pre-2016 "both-sides" kinda humor. Bless. 🙏

the onion really needs to have a comment section on their articles

That's a terrible idea but it would be great for dramacoin so I concur.

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nah it would be all special friends going "haha i get this is satirical" and if anyone didnt feel for it you'd have replies going AHAHAA U SO DUMB LOL!

Their fb post comment sections are all just people trying to add their own funny headlines and bits for le uplikes

Their fb post comment sections are all just people trying to add their own funny headlines

I have no doubt that these comments are libtarded beyond belief, and entirely miss the point.

Go to the replies on the onion videos on youtube, it's exactly that.

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Only if it's moderated to only let through comments that don't know it's satire.

They would probably be up for that, it’s a good idea.

Holy mother of based

" We’re all total sacks of shit! "

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Truly a political goal we can all get behind.

Posting an onion article is about as low effort as it gets so bravo I guess

actually this is step up for him

It beats the recent trend of people posting their comment chain arguments they lost on other subs then coming to drama bragging about how they actually won and were only pretending to be ret@rded

It also beats all the “hey remember this fucking random idiot who used to post here?!?!” posts and the “hey I’m a mod look at this bullshit I’m stickying but also mods are dumb!” posts.

No we don’t remember that random fucking idiot that used to post here and we don’t care about the Drama famous mods posts.

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zozzle

And everything beats lawlz posting

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And then if you call them out on it they're all like "but teh roolz say you can post ur own drama" but the caveat is that you should still only post it if it's actually funny

I sometimes like those posts though

no it doesn't, because that's actual drama we can laugh at, this shit is just a facebook fwd from grandma

Or the 800th crypost about there being rightoids on the internet

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this but unironically.

d*mocrats changing precedent, as usual, and complaining when it backfires, as usual, after being warned that it would backfire, as usual.

Yeah, only one side is being hypocritical. You nailed it, retard.

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This but unironically.

Well yeah, kinda.

The republicck lies about being the small government spending party too.

Got em

onion running damage control for the libs per usual

the satirical newspaper founded by college students in Madison, WI, has a liberal slant

Wow you've really busted this thing wide open

What they really need is an unfunny forced version of the The Onion which will take a natural slant and jackknife that bitch into a full on hard right 1488 with all the wit of a church newsletter.

The Babylon Bee is funnier than I'd expect a r*ghtoid satire site to be but occasionally they put out an article where you can tell the author is unironically mad

Almost all their funny ones are just copies of old The Onion jokes. There was a post on Reddit a while ago that had 2019 Babylon Bee jokes paired with their originals from like 2012 the onion.

Huh, that makes a lot of sense.

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Lmao, leftroons seething now that Sleepy Joe is a chester.

Drubbumpf never raped a little girl, you scum.

Women offered pussy to the big Don back in the old days on a silver platter. Its called being a chad.

Also this

https://politics.theonion.com/he-s-got-the-mulan-virus-yells-don-jr-attempting-to-1841516704

Republicans, don't care about, adultery, fraud,pedophila,murder, racism, sexual assault, you name it, they have done it, they don't care.

They're a well-rounded bunch.