That is interesting, because did you know It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, its excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my cock explode, covering his chest fur in my seed. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my cock out. I let out another grunt, another torrent flows forth, then another and another. A drop lands on the beasts muzzle. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. He digs his paws in even harder now and slams me onto his cock, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's undescribable. He's mating with me, he's claimed me. I feel him slow, his cock still throbbing within me, it seems as though there's no more room for his cum. It's dripping out of me, onto his fur. I reach down, and then bring my hand up, tasting him. It's more than I ever expected. It's heaven.
You're not even trying to be witty or anything, you're just circlejerking. How does it feel literally karma whoring, like, actually just being a human who cares enough to type multiple comments for no purpose except to draw a nearby majority's attention to the fact that you agree with them?
I AM COMPLETELY OVER MY EX THE REASON I CAN'T FIND A GUY IS BECAUSE ALL MEN ARE STUPID AND AWFUL oh god please help me find a man I don't know why they never call me back I don't want to die alone at 40 and get eaten by my cats.
Because hating is justified as the male gender has never suffered any systemic oppression therefore it cannot be defined as sexism in any shape or form.
US WW2 Military casualties :
Battle deaths (including POWs who died in captivity, does not include those who died of disease and accidents) were 292,131
350,000 American women served in the Armed Forces during World War II and 16 were killed in action.
I didn't remember which one it was, so I just picked a number.
The one where it's a comic and the girl posts to Twitter how all men belong on the street, then texted her boyfriend and said she missed him or something
every woman working from home is doing so on a macbook air on the couch, cup of tea. every man is at a 3-monitor setup with the loudest keyboard he could find at best buy.
Oh my god y’all this guy i used to talk to made me a playlist like a year ago called “for syd” and i have had it saved to my spotify library since and i just saw it for the first time in months and it’s called “for bailey”
I actively stop myself saying y’all so I don’t sound like some Austin fuckhead. I’m starting to understand how cultural appropriation can be a problem, were the leftoids right all along?
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“Man hating is justified because it cannot be defined as sexism in any shape or form as the male gender has never suffered any systemic oppression therefore is not sexism, it is feminism. Furthermore men and boys had always had the upperhand and alway unfairly persecute women and girls unfairly despite the fact we are clearly superior to those degenerate pigs we called men and boys. This is why we as feminists need to rid the world of the plague we feminists called men and boys”
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4chan should claim that 'good morning' is some kind of alt right code language for hating women so that leftoids can make people woke about not saying that anymore
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1 SnapshillBot 2020-04-30
That is interesting, because did you know It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, its excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my cock explode, covering his chest fur in my seed. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my cock out. I let out another grunt, another torrent flows forth, then another and another. A drop lands on the beasts muzzle. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. He digs his paws in even harder now and slams me onto his cock, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's undescribable. He's mating with me, he's claimed me. I feel him slow, his cock still throbbing within me, it seems as though there's no more room for his cum. It's dripping out of me, onto his fur. I reach down, and then bring my hand up, tasting him. It's more than I ever expected. It's heaven.
Snapshots:
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1 MillionsofDeadChapos 2020-04-30
You're not even trying to be witty or anything, you're just circlejerking. How does it feel literally karma whoring, like, actually just being a human who cares enough to type multiple comments for no purpose except to draw a nearby majority's attention to the fact that you agree with them?
2 ThroneshitterCOPE 2020-04-30
C0ping f01d
1 BrainOnTheFloor25 2020-04-30
Snappy please
1 TriggeredWhiteCucks 2020-04-30
Holy fuck, look at the comments on that article.
1 pmmeyourpossums 2020-04-30
I AM COMPLETELY OVER MY EX THE REASON I CAN'T FIND A GUY IS BECAUSE ALL MEN ARE STUPID AND AWFUL oh god please help me find a man I don't know why they never call me back I don't want to die alone at 40 and get eaten by my cats.
1 GeauxHouston22 2020-04-30
US WW2 Military casualties :
Battle deaths (including POWs who died in captivity, does not include those who died of disease and accidents) were 292,131
350,000 American women served in the Armed Forces during World War II and 16 were killed in action.
🤔
2 ThinkingOnce 2020-04-30
Men should stop oppressing men. Take the bussy pill.
1 ovolebron 2020-04-30
If those 16 women didn’t have fat asses then they weren’t women 🤷🏾♂️
1 automatic_cluck 2020-04-30
lol pussies
1 AuntyAbortion 2020-04-30
Friendly reminder that real men don't care what women think, and that's the reason for all this seethe.
Ohhh you've had a thought? Good for you love, now shut up and leave me alone until I'm horny again.
1 thoroughlythrown 2020-04-30
Chad ghosted them to they had to take to twitter to soothe their wounded g*ssy
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2020-04-30
Some of those are actually funny. And it seemed most aren't even "obliterating men" and several are self deprecating jokes about women.
Are we sure an AI isn't writing those articles?
1 newcomer_ts 2020-04-30
lolwut?
None is.... unless...
2 battlemoid 2020-04-30
All of them are because women wrote them and think they have a point, which reflects poorly on womoidkind as a whole.
1 Doesnt_Draw_Anything 2020-04-30
The 7th one is
1 newcomer_ts 2020-04-30
Self deprecating:
... and 7th is not.
It's exact opposite and, as intended, it obliterates men who are scared of strong womyn.
1 Doesnt_Draw_Anything 2020-04-30
I didn't remember which one it was, so I just picked a number.
The one where it's a comic and the girl posts to Twitter how all men belong on the street, then texted her boyfriend and said she missed him or something
1 newcomer_ts 2020-04-30
Have another drink...
1 atmpls 2020-04-30
I smirked
1 DannyLee90 2020-04-30
Unironically true, tho.
The sheer volume of clackcels I've been exposed to over videochat over the past month has been daunting
1 freet0 2020-04-30
The author sees this as a negative lmao
1 editthnksforgold 2020-04-30
As a hwhite southern man myself, you’d think every person on Reddit and Twitter was a Southernoid.
The cultural appropriation of that word has gotten me to side with a yank and start saying “you guys” 🤮🤮🤮
1 lorgar_was_right 2020-04-30
I actively stop myself saying y’all so I don’t sound like some Austin fuckhead. I’m starting to understand how cultural appropriation can be a problem, were the leftoids right all along?
3 concernseven 2020-04-30
I’m saying y’all as much as I fucking want, no amount of twitter liberal sperging is gonna make me change my behavior
2 15nelsoc 2020-04-30
If you say it with a lip of dip in, no one can reasonably accuse you of being a fentanoid culture appropriating hipster.
1 CCAlkie 2020-04-30
Even if it was Austin, it'd be one thing but we got NY and LA using it and that just ain't right.
1 HRCsFavoriteSlave 2020-04-30
Blacks and southies are the only ones that can use yall. Anyone else deserves to be strung up and gutted.
1 editthnksforgold 2020-04-30
Of all sad words of tongue and pen the saddest are these leftoids were right for once
1 SmurfPolitics 2020-04-30
🎶I wish I was in the land of cotton 🎶
1 wohSdooGAstI 2020-04-30
🤠
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1 Things_Remote 2020-04-30
“Man hating is justified because it cannot be defined as sexism in any shape or form as the male gender has never suffered any systemic oppression therefore is not sexism, it is feminism. Furthermore men and boys had always had the upperhand and alway unfairly persecute women and girls unfairly despite the fact we are clearly superior to those degenerate pigs we called men and boys. This is why we as feminists need to rid the world of the plague we feminists called men and boys”
Over/Under 300lbs?
1 Jokipl 2020-04-30
Over under 400?
1 Things_Remote 2020-04-30
Gotta be over who else would essay post like this in a buzzfeed comment section.
1 NextTimeonDBZ 2020-04-30
Pretty red pilled that she’s low key saying black men and jewish men have never faced oppression.
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1 Things_Remote 2020-04-30
How low have you sunk. Was it worth it?
1 HeyItsYourBoyDaniel 2020-04-30
The one funny tweet was of course made by a dude 💅
1 pm_me_ur_butthole420 2020-04-30
Moid seethe level: tsunami
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1 pepperouchau 2020-04-30
>linking buzzfeed in the year of our lord 2020
If you seethe you lose
1 Alicesnakebae 2020-04-30
These are all trash
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1 She-Daddy_Jenna 2020-04-30
So trash you took the time to read and individually categorize each one
2 Alicesnakebae 2020-04-30
Gotta do something on the shitter
1 She-Daddy_Jenna 2020-04-30
Based and taking a shit pilled
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2020-04-30
S e e t h i n g
1 Ingelri 2020-04-30
seethe
dude bussy lmao
1 canipaybycheck 2020-04-30
Ç Ó P Ë
1 Shinlo4 2020-04-30
Female fragility is so weird ngl
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1 Corporal-Hicks 2020-04-30
lmao imagine being so stupid and self centered to think male OF accounts are for women
1 pm_me_ur_butthole420 2020-04-30
Mid s*the level: tsunami
1 SmurfPolitics 2020-04-30
Mods you don't get it, we just hate women sarcastically
1 texanapocalypse33 2020-04-30
Bootyblasted roastie j***nny wants this post gone lol
1 annoy_mus 2020-04-30
4chan should claim that 'good morning' is some kind of alt right code language for hating women so that leftoids can make people woke about not saying that anymore
1 Dahlias_and_roses 2020-04-30
Hmm... I found some of them funny
1 srsh10392 2020-04-30
How many of those tweets are being artificially boosted?
1 OceanGeese 2020-04-30
Now this ☝️ right here, this is some real stupid.