The 9/11 Vore Conspiracy argues that the twin towers were not hit by planes externally. Instead, planes were built inside the towers, and continually inflated which eventually caused a collapse.
The anonymous theorist, reviewing footage of the 9/11 attack, stops the footage numerous times to point out "weak zones" of the town that gave in as a response to the increasing weight of the internal aircraft.
He highlights areas in the footage that portray people and objects being violently thrown out of the windows with force, as well as small billows of steam and fire, happening at the lower floor levels of one of the towers.
"Look at this shit. You're telling me there's just random ass explosions going on? Down here? We ain't even remotely close to where the plane collided. Bull fucking horse shit.'
The theorist explains that the planes were built by "crazed U.S. government scientists who watched too much Doctor Who, it was like that of a real life TARDIS experiment".
"They built these massive towers, for what? Business? Hell nah, have you seen the economy pre-9/11? It was shit. We didn't have the money nor energy for no goddamn tower of that size, and definitely not two."
We asked why the experiment would take place in the middle of a city as crowded as NYC. The theorist responded:
"It's hidden in plain sight. NYC's got all the resources in the world, right at your disposal. Nah, seriously man, look at these streets, there's a fuckin' garbage pile up just down the road. You know what kind of technology you can find in these piles? There's some fuckin' money to be made. Plus you get to make a nationwide scare if your experiment fucks up, and publicity means more money. They had all to gain and nothing to lose."
The theorist explains that any and all footage taken inside the Twin Towers pre-9/11 was simply simulated, props, or illusion. Footage of NYC recorded in a position respective to which the twin towers overlooked, was created via a clever series of mirrors originally sourcing from the "432 Park Avenue" building.
The theorist claims that any and all footage of the planes are "so fake, it's laughable", he states: "Nobody saw any planes... not in real life. Outside of what the TV stations would tell you, not a single soul saw an actual, physical plane hit the buildings. Hell, you could ask everyone in New York today, you won't find a single person who saw a plane."
Lol I went on a second (and last!) date with a dude who took me to commons ford. He brought his large dog, off leash of course.. smoked weed and left cans of shitty beer on the dock, didn’t pick up his dog’s shit.. I asked him to take me home, he stopped at chick fila on the way and didn’t offer to get me anything.
Yeah it's not trashy and that sub is shit because trashy now = does thing I don't like. The janny is correct you fools, don't be blinded by your hatred for his kind, he speaks the truth.
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2 somestupidname1 2020-05-01
I wonder how many of the r-slurs in the comments are acab f-slurs when it's convenient for them. Park rangers should never be taken seriously.
1 SnapshillBot 2020-05-01
The 9/11 Vore Conspiracy argues that the twin towers were not hit by planes externally. Instead, planes were built inside the towers, and continually inflated which eventually caused a collapse.
The anonymous theorist, reviewing footage of the 9/11 attack, stops the footage numerous times to point out "weak zones" of the town that gave in as a response to the increasing weight of the internal aircraft.
He highlights areas in the footage that portray people and objects being violently thrown out of the windows with force, as well as small billows of steam and fire, happening at the lower floor levels of one of the towers.
"Look at this shit. You're telling me there's just random ass explosions going on? Down here? We ain't even remotely close to where the plane collided. Bull fucking horse shit.'
The theorist explains that the planes were built by "crazed U.S. government scientists who watched too much Doctor Who, it was like that of a real life TARDIS experiment".
"They built these massive towers, for what? Business? Hell nah, have you seen the economy pre-9/11? It was shit. We didn't have the money nor energy for no goddamn tower of that size, and definitely not two."
We asked why the experiment would take place in the middle of a city as crowded as NYC. The theorist responded:
"It's hidden in plain sight. NYC's got all the resources in the world, right at your disposal. Nah, seriously man, look at these streets, there's a fuckin' garbage pile up just down the road. You know what kind of technology you can find in these piles? There's some fuckin' money to be made. Plus you get to make a nationwide scare if your experiment fucks up, and publicity means more money. They had all to gain and nothing to lose."
The theorist explains that any and all footage taken inside the Twin Towers pre-9/11 was simply simulated, props, or illusion. Footage of NYC recorded in a position respective to which the twin towers overlooked, was created via a clever series of mirrors originally sourcing from the "432 Park Avenue" building.
The theorist claims that any and all footage of the planes are "so fake, it's laughable", he states: "Nobody saw any planes... not in real life. Outside of what the TV stations would tell you, not a single soul saw an actual, physical plane hit the buildings. Hell, you could ask everyone in New York today, you won't find a single person who saw a plane."
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1 newcomer_ts 2020-05-01
Funny that they pushed jannie around on a thread discussing real-life 'jannie' being pushed around.
1 cfbWORKING 2020-05-01
I had no idea people hated mods. I've learned a valuable lesson of never talking about it ever again.
1 DrunkenRecidivist 2020-05-01
Lmao I love bumbling park rangers. They just above dogcatchers on the authority ranks.
1 ClementineChime 2020-05-01
Seems pretty trashy to me.
Why does Auntie snally add these people as mods of Trashy? Be better snally.
1 cfbWORKING 2020-05-01
Absolute chad dating strategy
2 Mayos_side 2020-05-01
The dog rides up front.
1 She-Daddy_Jenna 2020-05-01
You don't understand, Jannies are doing valuable work forcing the world to conform to their ridiculous a*tism.
1 Mayos_side 2020-05-01
God damn it I really want to comment or vote in linked threads.
1 Babinx 2020-05-01
Yeah it's not trashy and that sub is shit because trashy now = does thing I don't like. The janny is correct you fools, don't be blinded by your hatred for his kind, he speaks the truth.
1 zuoga 2020-05-01
That's pretty much what trashy is.
Things you don't like that trigger your disgust response.
1 Babinx 2020-05-01
Yes but trashy = poor people