If this was the 1990's this would be on the cover of some metal band CD and everybody would think its fucking hilarious. At the same time a bunch of evangelical karens would be marching on the capitol demanding Bill Cleenton do something about it and pull the CDs from the Walmart shelves.
Metal band? Hardly. This is the cover of a novelty record of hick humor featuring songs about dead tractors, old horses, and broken-down dogs , jokes about rednecks, and skits about guys who think they've stumbled into the Texas Chainsaw Massacre and a very confused old man who tries to cut the cake with a chainsaw.
Imagine being the kind of person that takes something like this completely seriously instead of laughing at the obvious absurdity and weight of contradiction in the piece
Professional historian with a Twitter feed full of "this is racism" tweets
Some time ago someone made a thread asking how there were people in Sardinia before the age of exploration because “it would take at least 15 years to get from mainland Italy to Sardinia before the age of sail”.
This response doesn't even make sense. The CSA would have very likely remained close to Britain and fought Germany in both world wars if they fought at all.
The CSA probably would've been such a weak state that a Mexican invasion would have been likely and successful... Or just dissolved into a failed state.
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52 comments
17 Coonass_alt 2020-05-01
> his name is literally Kevin Levin
We literally live in a /r/drama universe where masterlawlz is the God sneaking Ben 10 references everywhere to wink at us
3 TaysSecondGussy 2020-05-01
A corpulent, blathering, probably sticky and constantly distracted idiot god plays well to my Lovecraftian tastes tbh.
4 MillionsofDeadChapos 2020-05-01
Is this radical centrism?
4 Corporal-Hicks 2020-05-01
im gonna unironically say this to some retarhhded tankie and see what happens
3 MillionsofDeadChapos 2020-05-01
My husbando Ioseb is tastier than a cold glass of sweet tea on a hot Savannah afternoon 😍😍😍
2 automatic_cluck 2020-05-01
😍😍😍
1 automatic_cluck 2020-05-01
Yes
4 Corporal-Hicks 2020-05-01
I laughed lot at this and it made me think....
If this was the 1990's this would be on the cover of some metal band CD and everybody would think its fucking hilarious. At the same time a bunch of evangelical karens would be marching on the capitol demanding Bill Cleenton do something about it and pull the CDs from the Walmart shelves.
Now....... sigh
4 911roofer 2020-05-01
Metal band? Hardly. This is the cover of a novelty record of hick humor featuring songs about dead tractors, old horses, and broken-down dogs , jokes about rednecks, and skits about guys who think they've stumbled into the Texas Chainsaw Massacre and a very confused old man who tries to cut the cake with a chainsaw.
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1 TheSourGrapes 2020-05-01
It would work as a Neutral Milk Hotel cover.
4 diggity_md 2020-05-01
Imagine being the kind of person that takes something like this completely seriously instead of laughing at the obvious absurdity and weight of contradiction in the piece
Oh right
3 Babinx 2020-05-01
This guy's twitter is really something
4 RadTradEkans 2020-05-01
Lmao and he hates the new Pokemon game. As someone who posts on /vp/ and /his/ this feels like some crossover episode.
2 911roofer 2020-05-01
I just found my new favorite smut artist.
1 yocrappacrappa 2020-05-01
I saw it too ;)
1 _o_h_n_o_ 2020-05-01
What the fuck did I just come across
-1 911roofer 2020-05-01
Oh come on. This is tame. Pregnancy is one of the saner weird fetishes.
1 loli_esports 2020-05-01
preggofriends are always interesting people
1 600_lbs_of_sin 2020-05-01
well i don't know what else i was expecting to see 😳
3 Wopitikitotengo 2020-05-01
The most based piece of art of the 21st century? Fucking philistine
2 RadTradEkans 2020-05-01
Here's /his/'s response.
2 tHeSiD 2020-05-01
Took me a while to figure it out but I appreciate the art and its potential to cause seethe 👌
2 elephantofdoom 2020-05-01
This picture is the gift that keeps on giving. Every few months it rises again like the South totally will one day.
1 SnapshillBot 2020-05-01
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1 Zero5urvivers 2020-05-01
3rd best /his/ meme to date. Only gets beaten out by Sardinian boat memes and the Finno-Korean Hyperwar.
3 loli_esports 2020-05-01
finno-korean hyperwar was before /his/ was a board
5 Zero5urvivers 2020-05-01
Yeah but it belongs to /his/ now. Just like how pregnant Ann Frank was a /mu/ meme before.
2 loli_esports 2020-05-01
she's flying in the aeroplane over the sea now rip
1 RadTradEkans 2020-05-01
What's the Sardinian Boats Meme?
3 Zero5urvivers 2020-05-01
Some time ago someone made a thread asking how there were people in Sardinia before the age of exploration because “it would take at least 15 years to get from mainland Italy to Sardinia before the age of sail”.
4 muffler_kek 2020-05-01
DUDE POLISH WIZARDS LMAO
1 Bummunism 2020-05-01
I need to see this retardation.
Edit:
NVM, it's just lousy bait.
2 DeadlyRNG 2020-05-01
https://imgur.com/sWVCeHo
3 leva549 2020-05-01
Polynesians existing must completely fry this guy's brain.
1 DeadlyRNG 2020-05-01
yeah lmao rereading this after looking for it I though of that.
1 WyPippo 2020-05-01
Yo nigga can you invite me back to the discord?
1 RadTradEkans 2020-05-01
Chapoids have found it now too.
2 Corporal-Hicks 2020-05-01
lmao she really shouldnt poke the bear
2 SexyTaft 2020-05-01
This response doesn't even make sense. The CSA would have very likely remained close to Britain and fought Germany in both world wars if they fought at all.
2 Doesnt_Draw_Anything 2020-05-01
That's because they're still pretending world war II was just a war against fascism, and not more complex.
1 Copeshit 2020-05-01
There is an entire alternate history series about this from the alternate history daddy himself.
1 -holier-than-mao- 2020-05-01
Very based.
FREEDOM!
1 Whaddaulookinat 2020-05-01
The CSA probably would've been such a weak state that a Mexican invasion would have been likely and successful... Or just dissolved into a failed state.
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1 YourLocalMonarchist 2020-05-01
it's called art
1 tHeSiD 2020-05-01
Took me a while to figure it out but I appreciate the art and its potential to cause seethe 👌
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1 911roofer 2020-05-01
I might commission him to do a piece
0 tHeSiD 2020-05-01
Took me a while to figure it out but I appreciate the art and its potential to cause seethe 👌
0 tHeSiD 2020-05-01
Took me a while to figure it out but I appreciate the art and its potential to cause seethe 👌