Rocket Jesus is getting crucified by the markets down 9%. He can't run the company, do drugs, and use twitter at the same time. It's really about time for him to pick which two out of three to keep doing.
I unironically was thinking the exact same thing today. If he doesn't end up at the bottom the staircase with a broken neck he'll be found drowned in his bathtub.
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5 Babybear_Dramabear 2020-05-01
If he deletes them:
https://imgur.com/a/AvzZwdV
Also dude crashed his own stock 😂
6 Redactor0 2020-05-01
Rocket Jesus is getting crucified by the markets down 9%. He can't run the company, do drugs, and use twitter at the same time. It's really about time for him to pick which two out of three to keep doing.
2 Babybear_Dramabear 2020-05-01
Down 10.3% at EOD.
I hope he keeps all 3! But SEC may have a word about running the company this time around...
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3 newcomer_ts 2020-05-01
Suddenly, Steve Jobs antics are mild compared to just one day of tweets by Space D@ddy.
1 Brumaired 2020-05-01
Elon has to die of something really stupid and preventable first to overtake Jobs.
I'm betting he'll smoke himself rarded and trip down the stairs.
1 TheLordHighExecu 2020-05-01
He also needs to waste a pancreas transplant
1 Redactor0 2020-05-01
I unironically was thinking the exact same thing today. If he doesn't end up at the bottom the staircase with a broken neck he'll be found drowned in his bathtub.
1 SnapshillBot 2020-05-01
This is why we need mayocide.
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1 Iowa_Hawkeye 2020-05-01
Tesla investors are shitting their pants att.
1 StoneStasis 2020-05-01
At least he's honest
1 Thuronis 2020-05-01
He’s breaking Grimes’ conditioning.