Sardines...

1  2020-05-02 by GeminiRocket

https://i.ibb.co/MRqDDFY/1545719344505.jpg

Not racist, just don't like 'em.

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This sub is what happens when minimally educated unintelligent people join together to find common ground and project their own self loathing to the rest of the world. There has never been anything clever that I have ever seen from this sub. I will continue to look for humor but I am just starting to think that loss and anger plus unemployment equals humor

Snapshots:

  1. Sardines... - archive.org, archive.today

  2. https://i.ibb.co/MRqDDFY/1545719344... - archive.org, archive.today

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This isn't even the first time I've asked you why you demean yourself with beer. Are you from Nord Pas-de-Calais or something? 😒🍷

That fella has a look of supreme satisfaction on his face. It's the kind of satisfaction you can only get from dropping an absolutely gut-clearing, silent fart in a crowded room which smells like swill and dead animals. Everyone else is gagging and retching but you're immune yet nobody knows it was you.

W0m€n drop farts like that all the time but society conditions them to fear their own gases so they don't get the supreme benefit that a man can get from knowing what his own insides smell like without being disemboweled. I don't know why w0m€n's farts smell so bad but it's just another disgusting thing about them which causes all right-minded m€n to look on them with contempt.

I'm a sardine and it's okay you feel this way. Shouldn't force yourself to like everybody, anyway.