The only point you'll ever have is that you represent the sad, fedora-wearing, bloated face of capitalism in the 21st century.
Unfairly made famous and rich through copied ideas and appealing to kids. And yet is driven by some bizarre need for attention to spout insane, teenage edge lord style views. You are clearly not all that up on politics (or anything, maybe you can code?) yet your wealth has given you an oversized platform of confused 12 to 16 year olds to yell "sjwjjwjwj" at over and over again.
Honestly, I don't give a shit if you've been driven mad by fame or some bullshit. When I see amazing creative people dying depressed in poverty every day and you get to sit on twitter and make half assed 'now yur the nazi' comments, it's fucking sickening.
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I pity you brainlets still browsing the internet on a full fucking computer. No mobility, no touchscreen, no easy access emotes. Like cave men or something. And now you have to look at furry porn too ๐คฃ
Most people who post on phones are poor struggling to find the fastest Wi-Fi hotspot at their local libraries or Starbucks. I have my 3 monitors and Netflix streaming while I shitpost on reddit and do work. It's amazing I tell ya.
Now that I've gotten important things out, I use mobile at night when I'm relaxing and see the fury porn on the app.
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Imagine having all that raw 21st century power in your palm and settling for some shitty mobile version that keeps begging you to download an even shittier app, instead of enjoying the premium old.reddit experience.
Ch*pos aren't a huge menace right now 'cause their sub hasn't been banned yet. Besides, all the T-slur drama that gets posted here is more than enough to keep them at bay.
The Gy Frry sidebar is just a measure to ensure we also keep the eternal MDEgenerate at bay for the sake of balance and radical centrism.
It's finally over for CSScels. You'd think they would have learned after the sub started rotating, but no, some of these poor bastards still have CSS turned on. Just turn it fucking off you mong.
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1 SnapshillBot 2020-05-02
The only point you'll ever have is that you represent the sad, fedora-wearing, bloated face of capitalism in the 21st century.
Unfairly made famous and rich through copied ideas and appealing to kids. And yet is driven by some bizarre need for attention to spout insane, teenage edge lord style views. You are clearly not all that up on politics (or anything, maybe you can code?) yet your wealth has given you an oversized platform of confused 12 to 16 year olds to yell "sjwjjwjwj" at over and over again.
Honestly, I don't give a shit if you've been driven mad by fame or some bullshit. When I see amazing creative people dying depressed in poverty every day and you get to sit on twitter and make half assed 'now yur the nazi' comments, it's fucking sickening.
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1 HotpocketSodomy 2020-05-02
Allfugee repellant
1 pewkiemuffinboo 2020-05-02
Because you don't deserve any better. ๐๐๐
1 SJCards 2020-05-02
Goyim never do.
1 AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE 2020-05-02
To punish you for using the redesign.
1 Enrico_Motassa 2020-05-02
newreddit is absolutely haram
1 Soylent_Official 2020-05-02
NNNNOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T CHANGE THE LOOK OF SOMETHING THAT ONLY APPEALS TO THE TERMINALLY ONLINE
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1 Pareogo 2020-05-02
damn, what did he say that was so bad?
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1 Habahz 2020-05-02
can we have some furry porn on old.reddit, I wanna be punished too.
1 toynbeeidea16 2020-05-02
Keep using the redesign and they'll give you a massage next. Then they'll kiss you.
1 Supreme-Shitposter 2020-05-02
That and the mods are degenerate f@gs
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1 SJCards 2020-05-02
Kaara is a bird and Quietus is head of the Big G*y cabal that runs Reddit.
1 AlecOzzyHillPitas 2020-05-02
Quietus did nothing wrong.
1 Quietus42 2020-05-02
DELETE THIS
1 ImJustaBagofHammers 2020-05-02
It isnโt on old reddit.
1 Spysix 2020-05-02
shh, if you tell em you use old reddit, the furry mod might 41%
1 Yeetsauce100 2020-05-02
mobile squad wins again
I wasn't even aware
I pity you brainlets still browsing the internet on a full fucking computer. No mobility, no touchscreen, no easy access emotes. Like cave men or something. And now you have to look at furry porn too ๐คฃ
1 Lysis10 2020-05-02
Browsers have emojis now. ๐
Most people who post on phones are poor struggling to find the fastest Wi-Fi hotspot at their local libraries or Starbucks. I have my 3 monitors and Netflix streaming while I shitpost on reddit and do work. It's amazing I tell ya.
Now that I've gotten important things out, I use mobile at night when I'm relaxing and see the fury porn on the app.
1 Yeetsauce100 2020-05-02
The only thing worse than a desktopcel is someone who actually uses the official app
1 Lysis10 2020-05-02
But it has cool buttons and I can see the fury porn on reddit. ๐
1 wafflesrawsome 2020-05-02
Phonecels think that browing arr durma in waiting rooms is important ๐๐๐
Phonecels don't know about win+semicolon (linux might have a shortcut too but who cares ๐๐๐)
Phonecels don't know about old.reddit redirect addons ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Another win for deskchads ๐
1 tHeSiD 2020-05-02
I'm a deskchad in the room and a phonecel in the bathroom
1 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2020-05-02
๏ฃฟ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐๐คฎ๐คฎ๐๐คฎ๐คฎ๐
1 PMWaffle 2020-05-02
The mobile app has the smut pretty clearly visible
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1 Habahz 2020-05-02
Imagine having all that raw 21st century power in your palm and settling for some shitty mobile version that keeps begging you to download an even shittier app, instead of enjoying the premium old.reddit experience.
1 elephantofdoom 2020-05-02
Imagine not using Reddit in desktop mode on mobile.
1 old_grumpy_grandpa 2020-05-02
>no mobility
>implying that would stop anyone here
1 YourLocalMonarchist 2020-05-02
because fuck you that's why
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2020-05-02
Can we have the g@y porn back in the sidebar? It kept all the right01ds away...
...but probably attracted more Ch@pos.
Maybe this was a bad idea.
1 32624647 2020-05-02
Ch*pos aren't a huge menace right now 'cause their sub hasn't been banned yet. Besides, all the T-slur drama that gets posted here is more than enough to keep them at bay.
The Gy Frry sidebar is just a measure to ensure we also keep the eternal MDEgenerate at bay for the sake of balance and radical centrism.
1 rocinantebabieca 2020-05-02
Too much sanity may be madness and the maddest of all, to see life as it is and not as it should be.
1 king_of_retardland 2020-05-02
Funny, all I see is furry art. No porn anywhere
1 DoubleBullfrog 2020-05-02
It's finally over for CSScels. You'd think they would have learned after the sub started rotating, but no, some of these poor bastards still have CSS turned on. Just turn it fucking off you mong.