When thinking of the so-called ”mares” of Equestria…

1  2020-05-03 by PUBLIQclopAccountant

…what percentage of them fall into each of the below categories (there may be overlap)?

  • Traps
  • D1ckmare$
  • True XX (fem-cell) lesbians
  • Geldings
  • Str8 h8 fem-5G-cells
  • (Rad) tradwives
  • Tomcolts
  • Transgender stallions in egg mode
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2  questionablyrotten 2020-05-03

how difficult would it be to hide being a trap in equestria? they don’t were much clothes so it’ll be hard to hide their dick

1  Habahz 2020-05-03

Well I don't think the males have bulges showing so maybe easier than you think. Or just magic.

1  PUBLIQclopAccountant 2020-05-03

Ask a unicorn to cast an illusion spell or find some magic artifact and put up with whatever curse comes along with the magic sex change.

1  SnapshillBot 2020-05-03

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1  AsshleyBoobies 2020-05-03

Who cares. they all have giant horse cocks and that's all that matters to me 😍

1  PUBLIQclopAccountant 2020-05-03

Even this one?

1  AsshleyBoobies 2020-05-03

Even you bae

1  PUBLIQclopAccountant 2020-05-03

https://derpibooru.org/images/501270?q=CMC+AND+rule+63

1  HORSECOCK_ENTHUSIAST 2020-05-03

based

1  ARMPIT_ENTHUSIAST 2020-05-03

Now this is the kind of quality discourse I come here for

1  dramateer 2020-05-03

Imagining Celestia with anything other than a 2 foot futa horsecock feels wrong to me.

1  PUBLIQclopAccountant 2020-05-03

Surely, hers would be three.

1  Sinwit_horny 2020-05-03

look mate the only thing I know about mlp is that I have some pic of fluttershy getting gangraped saved on e621. idk who she is but I have nutted many times to her

1  jerryjoneshere 2020-05-03

My kid watches this dumbass show bluey is a much better children’s program