Imagine you and two of your armed buddies hide behind armored vehicles, guns drawn because some 80 pound girl is wobbling around the street in a children's costume.

Day of the rake when?

yeah but they also arrested some starshit loser so that's kind of based

This is UK level policing.

They have guns though?

In the US she'd be dead before she got a chance to surrender.

oh saaay can youu seee

Naw, she wasn't a black stormtrooper, she was white.

So that's why John Boyega wore white armor.

In the US we know bl@ck people never seen star wars, so there's no reason for the cops to go after people dressed in make believe costumes.

nooo, you can't make fun of the yankeroooos

Sure you can, of course if you expect 💃UPVOTERINOS💃 it needs to be at least somewhat funny or true and not just garden variety eurotrash seëthę

It is both funny and true because your cops are well known for being trigger happy murder crazies. Remember that guy Dorner in LA?

Are you implying one could corner the Dorner?

You just can't.

Why did LAPD leave the Dodgers game early?

To beat the crowd.

Both comments above me are equally lazy, but only one upvoted the yankerooos, and only one proves who on this bored seethes the most

Guys if we all downvote this guy his post will go away and no one will know how bad we’re seething

Think about it. It's a literal thot and nerd patrol. Why aren't we funding this to scale?

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Eh buddy, you got a license for that costume there?

OMFG LMAO just threatening the Day of the rake was enough to get leafs to rake themselves into submission.

Cocksucker pulled out his SIG 550 to thwart the stormtrooper threat

People who still celebrate may 4th deserve it.

Oh this was in leaf land? 😂

Lethbridge, Alberta

The absolute state of Cons in Canada.

We had multiple 911 calls stating there was someone with a firearm.

Karencide is sorely needed.

It was interesting to read all the comments baffled about why some nearsighted 90 year old might have called the police, but not on why the police didn't immediately recognise it was a prop, or just ask her to put on the ground, then confirm it was a prop, like fucking

All cosplayers should be arrested on sight.

All cosplayer should be arrested shot on sight.

I did a research paper this summer on this subreddit and there was a published study that found that 74% of attacks on Reddit came from 1% of source subreddits. I assume that subs like r/Drama are the 1%.

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She should have blasted them (with her imaginary pewpew laser rifle), braindead pigs

Oiiii you got loiiiiiisense for that blarstahhhh?!?!

the cops are just like

WATCH. A DIFFERENT. MOVIE.

If you take away the word plastic then you’re left with the word “gun.” Informants and town criers are not known for critical thinking. Canadians should be afraid as your rights are being attacked. Cops are also not known for critical thinking. They just criminalize.

If it’s a blaster than it’s unknown, unregistered and un taxed technology. So that’s three additional criminal charges. Also government retains the right to penalize harden criminal peasants for doing peasant things and acting like peasants. New technology is automatically illegal as shown in this video as it’s too advanced for peasants and should belong to the government only.

Also this guy in the video says that Canada doesn’t have guns. But the cops have guns, this new career criminal storm trooper has a “gun” and that shooter from last week had a gun. So according to the video and the laws of physics he’s clearly wrong.

“In Canada we don’t have guns.”

Well not according to that mass shooter just recently. You have more guns in Banda than you will ever know. What you don’t have are gun rights. And sadly the US is not far behind you.

This is what happens when your rights are taken away. People will report you for breaking the law as clearly shown in this video. Cops don’t think, they only react to criminal activity.

Take away the word toy from toy gun and it’s a gun. Cops aren’t known for critical thinning.

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Approach with guns drawn wow that's a epic move

If she was dressed as a Death Trooper she'd be dead for sure.

She was arrested for replica gun she was carrying.

It is dumb but we just had major murder spree and assault gun ban so emotions run high.

Plus, this is Canada Texas so people are a bit antsy.

Also, they probably made her day, she peaked.

It is dumb but we just had major murder spree and assault gun ban so emotions run high.

"Think of the feefees" might as well be Canada's motto.

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It is dumb but we just had major murder spree and assault gun ban so emotions run high.

As evidenced by your government quickly banning shit due to a guy illegally smuggling guns into the country, and people cheering it on. Wonderful when the government acts on emotions instead of reason.

"replica gun". How the fuck does anyone not instantly realize that's a toy

Keep in mind that this are C*n*dians.

I once watched five cops huddle around a broken cupboard hinge for whole minutes trying to figure out how it's used for drugs. Best gang squad raid ever, and a perfect example of the cop mind at work.

These are the people that likely washed out of the military for being too stupid.

Why didn't she have a simple orange tip? It isn't very hard...

Is the rest of it soft?

Nice lipstick! 💄💋🐶

Is it required to put orange tips on fake blasters? 🤔

If ur a slur

Orange tip is only required if you're traveling with it, at least in burgerland.

I was way too into airshit guns when I was younger.