Bongistan beervirus advisor violates his own stay-at-home order for g*ssy 🤢

2  2020-05-05 by AcademicPledge

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So now we're in the "making rules so stupid that even the people who make them can't follow them" phase of the recurring stupidities of human history.

Wheeeee!

The article even says that he had beer flu, then recovered, well beforehand. So who exactly was at risk of anything (other than STDs) in this scenario?

You'd expect science man to stand-up for the obvious science here, but apparently even he is powerless before the fury of Quarantine Karens.

Or maybe bongs have just proven time and time again to be overbearing hypocrites, idk it's anyone's guess.

Bongs have a long history of serfs and lords so idk seems normal to me

Right, I'm sure you come from that race of people that has a total immunity to hypocrisy.

Fuck you dude. You don't just get to believe what I'd been thinking the whole time now that it's convenient for you. First apologize to me for your original opinions, shithead.

And look: the fact that you just very recently had those problematic opinions does not just mean that you get to be woke within a matter of clicks; you still have a lot of rethinking to do. So shut up. Say you're sorry, SHUT THE FUCK UP, and start listening: the adults are talking, and what we have to say will impact generations to come.

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She is c**king her husband. I wonder what she told her husband and children, "Hey, Sweetie, I am going to pop out for a quick shag with this guy who incidentally got tested positive for Corona Virus"

Since they're B*ngs I could see her saying that to her husband verbatim and him accepting it, making her a nice meal for when she returns satisfied and exhausted