What you idiots don’t get about simping

1  2020-05-06 by LewfKrad

It has been described as “Showing too much respect to women”. How do you not fucking see it’s literally IMPOSSIBLE to show TOO MUCH respect to women? God you fucking abortion survivors really get my blood boiling sometimes

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ALL of you have literal demons inside of you.

Demons DO enter your body through the anus, because the mixture of pain and pleasure caused by the immoral act of sodomy causes so much psychic confusion that a portal to your soul opens up in your anus for the demon to enter.

This is how demons get inside of everyone. They conflate pleasure with pain. They also conflate truth with untruth.

The anus is only ONE way that demons enter a human body, BUT IT IS ONE OF THE MOST PROMINENT ONES.

This is why so many of you have suffered from pedophilia and sodomy as children. The demons spread to you in this way, in the same way that vampirism spreads through bites.

Reject these homosexual demons and drive them out of your body. I implore you. The world will be a better place. I will forgive you if you expel the demons from your body and stop causing harm to the world around you.

This message is brought to you by truth and decency and concern for your well being as well as the well being of the world around, NOT "bigotry" or "ignorance".

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Woah sounds like this dude might spend twenty million dollars on a twitch streamer and get a butthole pic

I see your progression. I saw you fight in the babytalk thread.

I will tell you this once and only once: leave this place, it isn’t worth it.

r/drama was part of my shift right-ward.

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yikes sweaty who hurt you???? that is like a massive yikes, i literally can't even rn 😂😂🤔😏😳😳

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Respect is earned coombrain

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Dude, this sub really doesn’t want to let you speak

It's @ cl00wn w00r!ld.

Second time is the charm

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