“This pandemic! The pandemic is that the President has no intercourse whatsoever with the rest of the con- the euchhhhh the world, on dealing with these things. We led lie - Barack Obama led in the uh corona I mean excuse me in in in in in the pandemic that occurred when we were in office, it was kept in Africa, we organised the world, we put things together.”
I also don't believe in drugs. For years I paid my people extra so they wouldn't do that kind of business. Somebody comes to them and says, «I have powders; if you put up three, four thousand dollar investment - we can make fifty thousand distributing.» So they can't resist. I want to control it as a business, to keep it respectable. I don't want it near schools - I don't want it sold to children! That's an infamia. In my city, we would keep the traffic in the dark people - the colored. They're animals anyway, so let them lose their souls.
Obama, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your home on the wedding day of your daughter. And may their first child be as masculine as your wife.
Obama’s son had to get sent back to the homeland after he was accused of murdering a corrupt Chicago police officer and a drug dealer at a chicken joint. One of those school chicken joints with private stalls in the bathroom
In African his son married a 16 year old, then she was killed in a car explosion.
It’s pretty compelling history of Obama’s rise from a innocent law student to a cold blood political operative. Obama’s brother is the way he is because he was stepped over, I think he will be dead when their mother dies but that’s just my guess
I dunno actually, it says so on it's Twitter bio but that's probably dumb to blindly believe. Since they don't have the capacity to be funny anymore or harm dementia Daddy-O campaign which I can see happening.
The 9/11 Vore Conspiracy argues that the twin towers were not hit by planes externally. Instead, planes were built inside the towers, and continually inflated which eventually caused a collapse.
The anonymous theorist, reviewing footage of the 9/11 attack, stops the footage numerous times to point out "weak zones" of the town that gave in as a response to the increasing weight of the internal aircraft.
He highlights areas in the footage that portray people and objects being violently thrown out of the windows with force, as well as small billows of steam and fire, happening at the lower floor levels of one of the towers.
"Look at this shit. You're telling me there's just random ass explosions going on? Down here? We ain't even remotely close to where the plane collided. Bull fucking horse shit.'
The theorist explains that the planes were built by "crazed U.S. government scientists who watched too much Doctor Who, it was like that of a real life TARDIS experiment".
"They built these massive towers, for what? Business? Hell nah, have you seen the economy pre-9/11? It was shit. We didn't have the money nor energy for no goddamn tower of that size, and definitely not two."
We asked why the experiment would take place in the middle of a city as crowded as NYC. The theorist responded:
"It's hidden in plain sight. NYC's got all the resources in the world, right at your disposal. Nah, seriously man, look at these streets, there's a fuckin' garbage pile up just down the road. You know what kind of technology you can find in these piles? There's some fuckin' money to be made. Plus you get to make a nationwide scare if your experiment fucks up, and publicity means more money. They had all to gain and nothing to lose."
The theorist explains that any and all footage taken inside the Twin Towers pre-9/11 was simply simulated, props, or illusion. Footage of NYC recorded in a position respective to which the twin towers overlooked, was created via a clever series of mirrors originally sourcing from the "432 Park Avenue" building.
The theorist claims that any and all footage of the planes are "so fake, it's laughable", he states: "Nobody saw any planes... not in real life. Outside of what the TV stations would tell you, not a single soul saw an actual, physical plane hit the buildings. Hell, you could ask everyone in New York today, you won't find a single person who saw a plane."
How can anyone watch that super creepy and uncomfortable GIF with Biden and the little girl - that gets posted all the time, btw - and have any fucking right to say anything to anyone?
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10 DramaDyke 2020-05-06
what, precisely, did he mean by this?
8 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2020-05-06
Outbreak was a true story with Dennis Hoffman playing Joe Biden.
6 cfbWORKING 2020-05-06
He was referring to when Obama said this
2 HeyItsYourBoyDaniel 2020-05-06
Obama, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your home on the wedding day of your daughter. And may their first child be as masculine as your wife.
1 shitpersonality 2020-05-06
Joe is there to declare prima nocta. Chad move.
1 AncapsAreCommies 2020-05-06
What? When did Obama say this or am I missing critical memes
3 cfbWORKING 2020-05-06
He had a meeting with some bosses in New York.
1 -Kite-Man- 2020-05-06
when was that?
bosses of what?
2 cfbWORKING 2020-05-06
Obama’s son had to get sent back to the homeland after he was accused of murdering a corrupt Chicago police officer and a drug dealer at a chicken joint. One of those school chicken joints with private stalls in the bathroom
In African his son married a 16 year old, then she was killed in a car explosion.
Do you even read Q?
3 -Kite-Man- 2020-05-06
No I got my fill of that shit when John Titor did the exact same shit Q is copying
2 cfbWORKING 2020-05-06
It’s pretty compelling history of Obama’s rise from a innocent law student to a cold blood political operative. Obama’s brother is the way he is because he was stepped over, I think he will be dead when their mother dies but that’s just my guess
1 -Kite-Man- 2020-05-06
Stepped over?
1 cfbWORKING 2020-05-06
Yeah it’s his kid brother. Milak do this, milak do that, he was the oldest. He was supposed to take over the family business
1 charming_tatum 2020-05-06
Of the families that control everything
1 -Kite-Man- 2020-05-06
we talkin' the mob or oj?
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3 massive_fckwit 2020-05-06
"it's better the poor people get it instead of the white people" - joe biden
3 Corporal-Hicks 2020-05-06
the joe bidehn insult bot is absolutely based
4 diggity_md 2020-05-06
I think they cloned him. I'm scared.
6 Mayos_side 2020-05-06
Go candy a yam.
1 MulanMcNugget 2020-05-06
It was made by the daily show surprisingly.
1 Corporal-Hicks 2020-05-06
Really?
1 MulanMcNugget 2020-05-06
I dunno actually, it says so on it's Twitter bio but that's probably dumb to blindly believe. Since they don't have the capacity to be funny anymore or harm dementia Daddy-O campaign which I can see happening.
1 Corporal-Hicks 2020-05-06
It really does say that on the bio. I wonder if they miscalculated the humor in this. Thinking it would endure people to biden rather than ridule him.
1 zergling_Lester 2020-05-06
Listening to rednecks talk is majestic, it's like they are chthonic titans reforging the language right before our eyes!
1 srsh10392 2020-05-06
It did endear people to Biden. BernieBros are not people.
3 fudgicle2018 2020-05-06
Keep talking Joe, keep talking. Every interview he does, he's a little bit worse.
3 barnabasss 2020-05-06
Did no one catch that he called Obama captain africa?
2 Tytos_Lannister 2020-05-06
technically not wrong, just a very archaic use of the word intercourse in this context
7 jamesturbate 2020-05-06
I think the boomer meant to use the word "discourse" not intercourse.
3 Tytos_Lannister 2020-05-06
1) he's even older than boomers
2) now that's malarkey
2 ManBearFridge 2020-05-06
Wait, I thought we were just having a chuckle using the other meaning of Uncle Joe's phrase. Do you not know what the word means other than sex?
Have intercourse.
4 jamesturbate 2020-05-06
I don't think Joey knows intercourse means anything other than sex.
2 ManBearFridge 2020-05-06
The man is an old timey jukebox. If anything he doesn't know that the word also means sex. He calls sex the twenty-six squidoo.
3 wow___justwow 2020-05-06
technically completely wrong. ebola and covid are incomparable on just about every level.
1 Placenta_Pancake 2020-05-06
This is the first time in how many years it's been used that way?
I swear, Biden could call Obama a n*gro and people would leap to his defense about how that's what they used to be called.
1 SnapshillBot 2020-05-06
The 9/11 Vore Conspiracy argues that the twin towers were not hit by planes externally. Instead, planes were built inside the towers, and continually inflated which eventually caused a collapse.
The anonymous theorist, reviewing footage of the 9/11 attack, stops the footage numerous times to point out "weak zones" of the town that gave in as a response to the increasing weight of the internal aircraft.
He highlights areas in the footage that portray people and objects being violently thrown out of the windows with force, as well as small billows of steam and fire, happening at the lower floor levels of one of the towers.
"Look at this shit. You're telling me there's just random ass explosions going on? Down here? We ain't even remotely close to where the plane collided. Bull fucking horse shit.'
The theorist explains that the planes were built by "crazed U.S. government scientists who watched too much Doctor Who, it was like that of a real life TARDIS experiment".
"They built these massive towers, for what? Business? Hell nah, have you seen the economy pre-9/11? It was shit. We didn't have the money nor energy for no goddamn tower of that size, and definitely not two."
We asked why the experiment would take place in the middle of a city as crowded as NYC. The theorist responded:
"It's hidden in plain sight. NYC's got all the resources in the world, right at your disposal. Nah, seriously man, look at these streets, there's a fuckin' garbage pile up just down the road. You know what kind of technology you can find in these piles? There's some fuckin' money to be made. Plus you get to make a nationwide scare if your experiment fucks up, and publicity means more money. They had all to gain and nothing to lose."
The theorist explains that any and all footage taken inside the Twin Towers pre-9/11 was simply simulated, props, or illusion. Footage of NYC recorded in a position respective to which the twin towers overlooked, was created via a clever series of mirrors originally sourcing from the "432 Park Avenue" building.
The theorist claims that any and all footage of the planes are "so fake, it's laughable", he states: "Nobody saw any planes... not in real life. Outside of what the TV stations would tell you, not a single soul saw an actual, physical plane hit the buildings. Hell, you could ask everyone in New York today, you won't find a single person who saw a plane."
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1 Canadapoli 2020-05-06
Biden gonna fuck the world!
This is why #ImwithJoe
6 Giulio-Cesare 2020-05-06
#RidenOnBiden
1 newcomer_ts 2020-05-06
How can anyone watch that super creepy and uncomfortable GIF with Biden and the little girl - that gets posted all the time, btw - and have any fucking right to say anything to anyone?
I just dont get that... I'm dumb, I guess...
5 artemis_m_oswald 2020-05-06
You hit the nail on its head
1 TaysSecondGussy 2020-05-06
Smelled the girl on the face works too.
3 strumyabird 2020-05-06
If I can't smell peoples faces then how else am I meant to have a touchless orgasm?
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1 Dragnet_was_Alright 2020-05-06
What gimmick are the janitors pulling now?
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1 tiptopkitkat 2020-05-06
absolute state of burgers, thinks intercourse means sex.
1 MickyD69 2020-05-06
Is he having a stroke
1 srsh10392 2020-05-06
Bidencels on suicide watch