"hey babe why are there syringes all over the house??"

"L-laundry"

I do believe that laundry detergent does run a scam on people

Based, its over for Tidecels

Imagine thinking this, using a syringe to measure laundry soap and STILL USING A DRYER HAHAHAHAH

Can make a vat of spaghetti sauce in 15 min for a dollar using canned tomatoes, buys jarred sauce for $5 and scoops leftovers back in.

povertycels are dumb

I'm sitting here thinking how dumb you gotta act to get on tv and wondering maybe this girl is genius level

God gave me the only drier I'll ever need, all the hot air I spew typing out my hot takes on arrDrama

i wana fuck stephanie tbh

U gonna end up like her tubby little shower bitch

i mean id grope her tiddies but I don’t wanna see what’s going on down in her unclean vageen

It's fine, the only way we can avoid wasting money on condoms is for her to spread her cheeks anyway.

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patrick isn't even ugly, what on earth made him decide to settle down with that mental illness

Did u watch when he went in the shower? He is like 400 pounds or something gross ..

Skipped past the shower scene tbqh. I guess they're a match made in heaven then, aren't they? A big boy like him needs someone like her to keep his trough filled, and she's probably happy to have someone who willingly devours her pigswill.

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not gonna lie i skipped to the end cuz i was bored out of my mind

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Are you kidding? His tits are bigger than her head. What the fuck is wrong with Americans?

Shes so put of his league omfg and she works and feeds him.

Seriously, the guy won an Oscar for The Last King of Scotland, he could do better than Ms. Chunky Pasta Water.

my ol lady is basically the ideological opposite of this. I have to threaten her with violence to get her to eat leftovers.

I just wanna grill man

Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

   

^{I'd fuck her tho}

Isn’t it easier just to get a job that pays more money?

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stacking plates with food on them

imagine being retarhded

if you drop the r, retahded, you can pretend ur from boston

This some real mayo shit tbh how poor was she growing up lmao

This some real meshugannah shit. She must have some Lenny Kravitzstein in her lineage.

negress being cheap

mayo shit

🤔

(((Mayo))) shit

mixing ground beef and raw suet into a lasagna is fucking gross and i actually think thats a health hazard. Youre supposed to grind it into either super lean meat or sausage and then cook together. What the actually fuck. there is no way someone is this stupid.

Looks like she boiled it, still disgusting though

The whole "saving" at the supermarket segment is hilarious. Yeah, saving money is pretty easy when you're literally stealing. Might as well just stick shit in your purse if you're going to remove items from their packaging and genericizing them.

Actually saw someone doing something like this at the grocery store. Instead of buying one bunch of greens, he had a plastic bag and cherry picked the best leafs off all of them and filled the bag. I had never seen anyone do something like that before.

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When I buy brocolli crowns I cut the stems completely off because I'm not there for broccoli stems, it clearly says broccoli crowns so that's what I get, crowns

That's still stealing. And it's gross and unsanitary and trashy. Just go and squeeze a bunch of juice out of lemons and go "I'm not paying for the pulp and skin!" while you're at it.

Not even close to the same thing, when I by lemons i by whole lemons, if I want lemon juice i by lemon juice, re-t@r-d. Same with broccoli crowns. When you by asparagus at the register do they weigh it with the dirt it was grown in and charge you for it? No? I didnt think so. So why the fuxk would I pay for broccoli stems when im very clearly purchasing a product labeled broccoli crowns. Answer that for me, d!ckweed

Imagine being the friend who catches the episode where he gets to see how his lasagne was made. She couldn't even be bothered with cottage cheese, let alone ricotta.

This show is top tier entertainment, I saw one nigga whose bed was packing peanuts in a frame of 2x4s - my guy had like a 6 bedroom house with literally no furniture and cooked his food in a hot tub.

These people aren't saving because they're poor and a weirdly high number of them are doing pretty well for money, it's just a pathological thing.

Now how did they afford the six bedroom house? Through jihad

You should see the one where the mayo family eats roadkill.

I'm fairly sure that's healthier than whatever the fuck she's doing

In the wise words of Marcus, "Your cash ain't worth a thing, if you don't spend it"

By using just one lightbulb that she moves from room to room, she saves $60 a month on her electric bill

That doesn't make any sense whatsoever. Also how is $400/month a strict budget for 2 people?

There were also a couple of kids but I’m curious what part of the world you’re from that $400 for an entire month’s worth of food wouldn’t feel strict.

The USA. For 2 people? $400 for 30 days? That's more than $10 for every day of food. That's a pretty hefty food budget if you're sharing meals.

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But I order all my meals on Uber eats, you can’t get a meal for $10.

I know you're being sarcastic but I'll throw out there that I do eat fast food a lot, and $2 at McDonalds or Taco Bell gets me a full day's worth of food. Shit is so high in calories. It's also fairly nutritious. In a McChicken you get your grains, your meat, your dairy (mayo), and if you add pickles you get some veggies too (iceberg lettuce doesn't count). At Taco Bell you can order a bean and rice burrito for $1, beans and rice, pretty nutritious as well. And if yours is one of the ones attached to the KFC, chances are there's a thing for a survey at the bottom if your receipt. If you just tear that off and write 3 letters followed by 4 numbers, you can get a free Crispy Colonel sandwich every single time if you spend at least $2 there.

People are always like "waaah fast food so bad for you" and it's like, yeah, no shit, if you eat 10 Big Macs and 3 large sodas followed by fries and a shake you're gonna get fucking massive. But if you avoid the filler like fries and shakes and soda and only eat 1-2 sandwiches (assuming you don't eat anything else that day) then it's really not bad at all. Not any different than frozen food from Walmart, anyway. Fresh from animals you raise is always best.

$2 at McDonalds gets you a McDouble which is like 200 calories. That’s not a full day of food.

this nįgga a pigeon!

It also nets you 2 McChickens.

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They got 2 kids too I think

*urgers 🤮🤮🤮

This is the dumbest shit ever.

Saving literal cents by sacrificing your health and comfort for what exactly?

Those kids are gonna get fucked up by illness, malnutrition, cross contamination, unclean surfaces, reusing fukn pasta water??

How can you be so tight yet put oven trays in the dishwasher??

Why am I paying for the vine, I only eat the grapes.

Unfathomably based

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So this is a b-l-@-c-k je-w

What show is this?

Actually, cooking lasagna in the dishwasher is a good thing. It's called sous vide cooking you filthy peasants.