Lolcows brigade our favorite landlord sub.

1  2020-05-06 by Fughtmeulilbitch

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Can’t brigade if you’re welcome and encouraged😇

And yet the tards here are downvoting the cows.

I can’t click the upvote button for them

That is because you are a weak person. It's a physical and moral weakness not to upvote cows.

No I mean i cant upvote for the people that are downvoting; it’s in their hands

No, I've already decided what you meant.

Imagining thinking they would be stopped by giving them down votes.

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That debacle with the sub being banned and unbanned by the Paid J-slurs was unironically one of the worst things to happen to its dramacoin value, honestly.

Like, before that incident, this thread would have been perfect lulz material, but now I just can't help but think how it's just not as dramatic as what happened there just a day ago. And I'll probably also think the same thing the second time some thread like this gets posted here. And the third, and so on.

The sub is trying way too hard, and very few Chapos are actually seething for it. I'm disappointed.

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I liked the posts about repoing some guys funko pops.

It’ll be hard to reach those levels of drama ever again. But we do our best 😎

Edit: these days have been so glorious that I may even delete it if the quality decays tbh

was unironically

Shut the fuck up

What happened to the landlord discord?

Chapotards nuked it lmao. We are preparing a new one PM if you want to get in

I thought that sub got banned

The admins just did that to dunk on chapos and other various degenerate rentoid scum. We are back!

Nice

There should be a landlord union subreddit to get more seethe and rage out of chapos.

Eh, they deserve it. Fuck landlords.

We deserve it? Thanks man, lolcows are the best part of that sub 🥰🥰

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Why?

Have you looked at that sub?

Not much, I just recently found out about it. Why do you hate landlords though? Just because of the sub or what?

That sub is just the worst example of it (but please, if you hate yourself, go look at it).

But landlords provide nothing to society. They claim some piece of land as theirs and then have some other people build an house there so that they can charge some other people to exist on that piece of land. (But if they only didnt contribute nothing to society, no hate for them, but they are an active leech, an active detriment to society)

First of all, no one has a right to claim land, basta. Land was not made by humans and ought to be common property, bc not only is it unethical to own land for profit, but it also falls under the tragedy of the commons (most easily seen when looking at natural ressources) whereby an individual owner of any piece of land would look to extract as much value out of that land as possible which supports harmful behavior that can harm and destroy said land.

Secondly, owning property gives someone an massive power over their tenants life. Even if only 5% of that subs posts are real and not satire, it still means a lot of people are forced to decide between: Getting fucked by their landlord or becoming homeless. It still means that a lot of people can get away with building an kitchen next to an toilet bc their tenant dared to ask for what was promised to them in an contract. The fact that an person can have that much power over anybodies live is by itself an crime. An crime against society at large and against any individual suffering under it.

WORDS WORDS WORDS. Pay rent

Nnnoooo I should not have to pay to live in someone else's building

That sub is just the worst example of it (but please, if you hate yourself, go look at it).

I don't hate myself, so I'm sorry that I can't relate to you.

My check better be in the mail. It's already the sixth.

Pay rent, chud.

Stop down voting the lolcows you r-slurs.

You get paid to write this? If not you should be spending your time more wisely, preferably doing something that actually makes money. Don't forget, rent is due 😘

Don't forget, rent is due

Squatting>Renting

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not only is it unethical to own land for profit, but it also falls under the tragedy of the commons

Yes. So much this.

Just shut the fuck up and pay the rent f4gs.

Because landlords are actual parasites?

Typically, they purchase what is built to be affordable, working class housing and convert it into their personal, neverending revenue stream. This reduces the number of actual, purchasable homes available and drives up housing prices.

Many times they facilitate or lead the gentrification of their neighborhood, shuffling out the races and classes that are unable to pay their ever increasing, artificially raised rent prices.

Those affordable $700/mo apartments become $1500/mo luxury apartments that only the upper-middle class can afford. Next thing you know, the neighborhood you grew to love no longer exists. Instead, it's a bunch of white yuppies.

Additionally, they strip away tenants rights. Larger corporate landlords may even lobby against renters' movements.

What would normally be democratically run by an HOA or Tenants' Council becomes controlled by an authoritarian landlord dictatorship. You no longer control, as a group, the rules your group must follow, the consequences for not following those rules, changes made to unit pricing, lease duration, and other contract terms.

authoritarian landlord dictatorship

Are you old enough to use Reddit?

Guess you haven't gotten to hyperbole in school, yet. Let me know when you've caught up.

I didn’t go to a special needs school. Thank you

Well the one I went to at least taught us the very basics of the English language.

Might want to use your landlord friends' money to get your school up to speed.

I don’t need my friends’ money to do that. I already got yours 😉😚

He did go to a special needs school LMAOO

I didn’t go to a special needs school. Thank you

Well the one I went to at least taught us the very basics of the English language.

...The one you went to? So you did go to a special needs school?

Might want to use your landlord friends' money to get your school to to speed.

to to

Oof. I guess so.

The one you went to?

That was the joke, yes.

to to

Oh man. You got me there. My whole argument has fallen apart pls help.

makes a post with just the right amount of WORDS WORDS WORDS and El Chápo troll logic for it to be visually identical to a tankie seethepost

gets surprised when people mistake you for a tankie

blows your own accidental cover instead of taking the opportunity to further troll people in this thread

why

I'm with you on that, but how would you say the same thing without as much hyperbole?

I'd just drop the word dictatorship, to be honest. Landlords are fairly authoritarian, though not in the same ways a state might be.

A less "loaded" way of stating it would be to say that landlords are a concentrated power which exert undemocratic control over their tenants.

Which is basically the definition of authoritarian, though I understand why some might want to avoid it.

Based. We must raise awareness of the Mayo Menace.

I'll definitely be reading this post

wordsposters are welcome, as long as they or their parents pay rent on time

Pay up finsub

the neighborhood you grew to love no longer exists

but when immigration is the cause you people are silent as a mouse

Pretty sure immigrants aren't buying up entire apartment complexes en masse.

Just buy your own house

Silly goose

Man. If only investors and large corporations weren't buying them all up to rent at exorbitant prices.

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post another failed dead anarchist, that will show them

It's kind of telling that all their heroes are long dead failures.

See John Browne

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