Poor Innocent K-Selected Man is FORCED to Listen to his 17 Year Old Neighbor Have Sex. In a Stand Against Degeneracy, This Brave Soul Writes a Short Erotic Piece Describing Every Single Moment of the Terrifying Situation in Vivid Detail.

1  2020-05-07 by GelloThrowback456

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I think this is the sub where the guy said that girls wearing slutty clothes are raping him

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Only when fatties do it

I knew "nonmorons" sounded familiar to another drama post

What's r-/k- selection mean?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R/K_selection_theory

Something to do with natural selection.

I read a scifi book by Peter Watts where people were calling each other R/K selectors as slang. i remember laughing at how stupid it was.

So what is it? I had mono and failed biology and missed 2 months of school and then i didn't have to take biology as my makeup class I was allowed to take any science class, so I took physics.

its just life bonders vs many mates. it refers to how certain animals species mate

Roughly R-selection is fuckรฎng constantly, not giving a shit about raising kids, just make more immediately. K-selection is spending a ton of time and energy into rearing a few children.

Most of the time itโ€™s only mentioned in evo-psych rรจdpill type stuff, iirc it originally meant more like rodents vs. higher mammals.

So they think swans have some kind of moral superiority?

Swans look goofy as fuck. Imagine idolising swans.

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t. r-selected

The only k selector in that book was a wahman

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It's to make nะพrmies sะตะตth, my dear.

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Hang on, let me get my weiner out for this one.

I wish I lived in an American cardboard house with walls so thin you can literally hear people breathing on the other side.

Motherfucker forgot to tell mention the hole in his wall he uses to watch the girl rofl

hearing kissing noises

Bro how thin are those walls? Looks like your landlord is skimping out, might I suggest r/ChapoTrapHouse , they'll know what to do.

That's not even how people talk in real life.

What are you talking about? Your women don't say, "That was the best!" every time you grunt and roll off them and the bed so you can grab another beer?

It looks like you are being sarcastic. She said the sentence "That was THE BEST!" slowly, in an enthusiastic but low, deep, and serious voice. It sounded very natural when she said it. She said it as if she had just experienced something life-changing.

Why did you listen in?

I wrote in my original post that when I am in my bedroom I can hear everything that goes on in the room they were in. I wasn't actively trying to listen in. The walls are thin because it was originally a single home that they turned into a duplex. There is actually a (locked) door in my bedroom that opens up to the room they were in.

You could have left the room or turned on some music or done something to drown it out, but you chose to listen. I've overheard people having sex too, but I just try to make something louder so I don't hear. How come you chose to listen? Not judging, just curious.