For their advances in dentistry Russians have been granted free permanent residence in the minds of all Europe

1  2020-05-08 by smaltur

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At an international dentistry convention, the Soviet delegation announces a breakthrough: they successfully extracted a tooth.

The other delegation were dumbfounded; surely this was a routine procedure, even in the USSR.

The Soviet delegation responds, "Ah, but we performed the procedure rectally!"

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