Queen 👑 goes to hospital 🏥 because he got his bussy 🍑 blasted 💥 while “gardening” 🍆

1  2020-05-09 by HodorLePortePorte

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Writing on Instagrám, the Queeñ guitarist said: “I managed to rip my gluteus maximus to shreds in a moment of overenthusiastic gardening. So suddenly I find myself in a hospital getting scanned to find out exactly how much I’ve actually damaged myself. Turns out I did a thorough job – this is a couple of days ago – and I won’t be able to walk for a while … or sleep, without a lot of assistance, because the pain is relentless.”

He said he would “go dark for a while” on social media, “getting some complete rest, at home. Please, please don’t send me sympathy – I just need some healing silence for a while.”

Sounds like a drámanaught after losing an argument. ßussy bros really are all the same.

I am thoroughly trouncing you. I've seen your mo and I spanked you at your own game. I found your flaw and exploited it quite nicely, my slaughtered braised goose.

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