Unironic cult pathos: it's more important to be in an in-group than it is for that in-groups internal logic to gel, and to establish the pecking order the biggest believer is the one that questions the least in active spite of the obvious contradictions and grey areas. The moving narratives and shibboleths to a maddening world to the outside thus becomes normal and a way to figure out "true believers." See also: Twitter Wokies and yarr Drama.

Don’t mind me just going jogging in my jogging boots 🥾 🥾

Cry for nslurs, then dilate lmao.

Is that conservativism specifically or just populism in general?

Here's what's going to happen because this is what always happens.

• African King will turn out to be the robber and have a rap sheet a mile long.

• Video evidence will show him assaulting one of the hillbillies.

• Jethro and Jimmy Bob will get off on the basis of above video evidence and some sort of red state stand your ground law.

• Some basketballs who want to get on television will hold a candle light vigil.

• Leftoids on reddit will seethe and say "JUST ANOTHER DAY IN **UMPS WHITE FACIST AMERICA!" in between bouts of masturbating to sissy hypno porn.

• Rightoids will be constantly baited into saying racist shit because they are too dumb to not touch poop.

We've all seen this rodeo before. Why pretend to be outraged by it?

They didn’t drive up and fucking blast him. They saw him raid a house and drove to stop him. Then he fucking tried to take the gun.

I really think this is debatable

Dude

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Lmao

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behavior that's at home in a liveleak video from Brazil or Central Africa

Imagine saying this while calling other people racist. Maybe we should learn from traditional African wisdom. It takes a village to raise a child and sometimes it takes a village to catch a thief.

Have you ever been on liveleak

I hope Snally doesn't go down the pizzashill route. It really is a waste of time arguing with delusional people.

She’s always been like this, lol. I don’t think she’s falling anywhere.

Sometimes it's fun to go against the grain of the thread. Like, of you're never pissing off people in drama, you're doing it wrong imo.

Rightoids are simultaneously the easiest to hook and the most fulfilling.

You haven't been on reddit very long. I once had two chapos telling me they would rather be in a Russian gulag than an America prison.

Chapos and rightoids are 2 sides on the same coin. Both think they're better than the other while they both fail to understand that they're subhuman.

Where do you screw with rightoids? Leftists are the easiest cause you can pop into literally any thread and they’re there

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Is there anyway I can send money or otherwise materially support some sort of anti rural mayo american terrorist group?

Buy fast food stock

Get them to once again believe indoor plumbing to be the work of the devil.

rurals get subsidized for income, electricity, water, internet, and even airfare. just take a wrecking ball to government spending and they'll starve to death

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I already believe those guys killed that runner in cold blood. There better not be any evidence that makes this more of a gray area.

In the south jogging in timberlands with a hammer is pretty common practice. Sometimes the heel falls off and you have to hammer it back on.

Damn it.

I really hate asking for source, could you explain where to find this?

If you smoke enough crystal it just kind of comes to you.

So that’s all rumor

There's no hammer in the video, and he's wearing t-shirt, and shorts, so it wouldn't be easy to hide one.

I'm trying to figure out if I'm a bad person for getting a chuckle that the white vigilantes just assumed the black guy was the burglar with no proof and it's looking like they were correct.

Lmao that’s the comedic silver lining to this whole deal

The centrist take is, as always, the reasonable one. The black guy was clearly up to no good but the guys who killed him are dumbasses who wanted to get their larp on and should go to prison. At best they were being incredibly reckless and irresponsible by trying to be vigilantes

Bl@ck dude should have known better than to be snoopin around down south, whįte dudes should have worn cheap batman costumes for full effect.

It was at best manslaughter

It's felony murder. Same thing if they robbed a store and the clerk fought back and got shot.

Don't go around pointing guns at people then act surprised when you're responsible for the consequences.

felony murder is only applicable if someone else shoots the gun, if you shot it you would simply get charged with murder

There's actually a very interesting centrist take to all this. The dude was caught on CCTV doing his jogging trying to break into people home and recognized, so they tried to citizen-arrest him.

Except it would be kind of difficult to justify the legality of it, as they werent exactly "direct witnesses" of a crime.

Thankfully this legal conundrum is quickly solved by our basketball american hero as his first reaction upon being asked to stop is to bumrush a redneck to hit his face while trying to grab his shotgun, another day in burgerland.

Alternatively, they stopped a different black guy since darkies look the same to them anyway. I move for a death penalty for maximum lulz since I hate poor whites just as much as I hate poor blacks and the black guy's already dead'd.

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They probably wanted to avoid getting Zimmerman'd. While not realizing that there is a rather significant difference between their two incidents.

Must not hate mayos too much or you wouldn't give them the honor of being called wh*te next to a black king.

You just did.

Based egoist

Killing someone while being punched in the face by them is not "in cold blood".

Blacks dont jog lol

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This is peak mayo nonsense

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Snarkygaster, lmao

Does Snally own nike attire?

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and she was right to do it. they took over deux already 😭

they took over deux already

Deux is actually more entertaining than this shithole tbh. Posters that whine about MDEfugees are worse then the MDEtards themselves.

There's zero actual drama there though.

Posters that whine about MDEfugees are worse then the MDEtards themselves

There's zero actual drama there though.

Why do you think he feels at home there? 👀

"Where's the drama" the last refugee of the seething progressivecel. They're a plague here too, whining about great posts because it mocks their side too much. They then go on to make selfposts here about "muh agendaposting."

Infinitely better than you jerking yourself to the idea that Deux is the better drama sub, when the only post that links to drama was stolen from here a day late.

Deux was only good when it hosted momruepari's memes, now it's just the latest hole where the roaches have gathered, and since you retards can't hide your power level, it will take like 3 months for AHS to profile check enough of you to figure out where you've gathered and point the admins in your direction.

Rinse and repeat.

Deux is great, it's what this place should have been. Way funnier and less filled with fartsniffers like this place. /r/drama has always leaned more right than left, and only the weird progressivecels that try to worm their way in here say otherwise. Better to end up a banned sub cause of MDEdumbs instead of turning into another SRD cause of the wokies.

Being afraid of AHScels is pathetic anyways. Real ones take the smite and come back even stronger.

I couldn't post shitter memes if I tried

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Aww shucks.

I don't mind the constant stream of unfunny rig*toid memes but they are literally incapable of not downvoting the few lolcows that actually wander in. It's sad tbh

and if there is one thing leftoids are known for, it's their incredible tolerance of beliefs they disagree with and being very stoic in their use of the downvote button.

Eh, xe is correct. It is only when talking to one of these mensa members that I get down voted within seconds of replying to them.

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Watch Quietus42 defend against this "wannabe capeshitter"

At least link the full thread. Otherwise you're skipping half the drama.

I am so lazy.

Lol same. The "wannabe capeshitter" insult came from watching this doc about Phoenix Jones, a wannabe superhero that ended up doing stupid shit like pepper spraying innocent people. Reminds me of those guys in the truck.

Jesus I forget that these people exist. Will need to watch the rest of that later.

It's a really fascinating look at why irl vigilante capeshit is a bad idea and how fame can lead to self destruction

Black folks dont jog lmao

Snally is based

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I knew the mods here were moronic tranners but I didn't know they were moronic tranners who were also this far up their own asses lmao.

Snally isn't a tranner, just a run of the mill mayo f*id