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That is interesting, because did you know It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, its excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my cock explode, covering his chest fur in my seed. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my cock out. I let out another grunt, another torrent flows forth, then another and another. A drop lands on the beasts muzzle. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. He digs his paws in even harder now and slams me onto his cock, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's undescribable. He's mating with me, he's claimed me. I feel him slow, his cock still throbbing within me, it seems as though there's no more room for his cum. It's dripping out of me, onto his fur. I reach down, and then bring my hand up, tasting him. It's more than I ever expected. It's heaven.
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6 DeadlyRNG 2020-05-10
those are house lizards there fucking everywhere in Florida, they rank just above cockroaches to most Floridians.
5 Msmit71 2020-05-10
Cats love to hunt them, and often enjoy playing with their food. We should cancel the heckin flooferinos
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3 TheColdTurtle 2020-05-10
Bro my old house had a lizard painted into the ceiling somehow. I don't understand how these scaly fucks get everywhere
4 hyphenjack 2020-05-10
π΄
3 TealHighCloud 2020-05-10
I know this isnβt how a justice system should work but part of me wants him to be strapped to a giant speaker while I blast Skrillex on loop.
5 specialdialingwand1 2020-05-10
that's exactly how it should work
2 Karma-Means-Nothing 2020-05-10
haha lizard goes brrrrr
2 Hoes_very_Mad 2020-05-10
I know it's just a lizard and all but fΕ±Γ§k that guy. That was rough
2 PooBlocksFart 2020-05-10
Reminds me of the time I tortured a slug with a lighter. Good times. I also used to de-shell snails. It's not bad is it?
1 SnapshillBot 2020-05-10
That is interesting, because did you know It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, its excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my cock explode, covering his chest fur in my seed. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my cock out. I let out another grunt, another torrent flows forth, then another and another. A drop lands on the beasts muzzle. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. He digs his paws in even harder now and slams me onto his cock, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's undescribable. He's mating with me, he's claimed me. I feel him slow, his cock still throbbing within me, it seems as though there's no more room for his cum. It's dripping out of me, onto his fur. I reach down, and then bring my hand up, tasting him. It's more than I ever expected. It's heaven.
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1 HodorLePortePorte 2020-05-10
Not cool.
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1 Sarge_Says 2020-05-10
It's okay, he likes it.
1 Adramolino 2020-05-10
What kind of gecko is it and what was the song?
0 RedditIsFullOfBasics 2020-05-10
/π/π½ππΊππΊ ππ πππππ πππΎ ππΊππΎ ππΊπ π¦πΌππΊπ π½ππ½ πππΎππΎ ππΎπππ πΎ ππππ πΊπππππΊπππΌπΊπ π π ππΊππΎ πππΎ πΌπππππΊπππΊπ ππΊππΎ ππ πΊπππππππ, πΎππΎπ ππΏ ππ ππΎπΊππ πΊππππππ πΊππΊππππ πππΎ ππ½πΎπΊ πππΊπ ππΎπππ πΎ πππππ π½π'π πΊπ»πππΎ πΊππππΊπ π (πΎππΎπ ππΏ ππ'π ππππ πΊ π πππΊππ½)
π₯ππΌπ π'πΊπ π
3 Flixtious 2020-05-10
Iβm real fucking tired of ultra contrarian bullshit. It doesnβt make you cool, just a dweeb.
3 diggity_md 2020-05-10
who cares it's a lizard
1 RedditIsFullOfBasics 2020-05-10
I care, because I'm not a neanderthal who thinks it's okay to inflict harm upon living creatures for fun
You got a problem with that?
2 stuckinhifi 2020-05-10
Gilded in 13 minutes and bottom comment... lmao
2 RedditIsFullOfBasics 2020-05-10
They hated Jesus because he told them the truth
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1 FreeDory 2020-05-10
make sure to come on your face after you finish stroking off your ego
1 RedditIsFullOfBasics 2020-05-10
I'm better than you
1 centrist_btw 2020-05-10
imagine fucking caring you phaggot
0 THE_CRUSTIEST 2020-05-10
Exactly. Fucktards are gonna get this sub banned