redditor 🤕 runs crying to r/adultery because he was "talking to" a military wife and now her husband wants to whoop his ass

4  2020-05-10 by 600_lbs_of_sin

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I had a tinder date that admitted her husband was in the military when we got back to my place. I got her an uber and blocked her on all social media.

I don’t give a fuck about the troops I just hate women.

Why are they like this 😭

She told me she’s been with him since high school and asked him if she could open up their relationship since he’s all she’s ever known.

They had a two year old daughter so she basically put him in a heinous position.

and then people wonder why they go over to Afghanistan and blow everything to smithereens

If your wife is not simply terrified of the consequences of even suggesting something like this to you, you aren't doing your duty as a husband.

I agree with that, but I think he just didn’t want to lose custody of his daughter if this psychopath decided to bounce. It’s unreal what some women are capable of.

Why didn't you at least get the guy's name so you could tell him? It would've been hilarious!

“God damn.... the number of pussies in here who would fuck another guys wife, and then cower behind his boss or the police is absolutely astounding.

Most of you guys deserve to get your face stomped in.”

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I misread your name and thought for a moment that Snapshillbot had new quotes. Guess I was wrong!

You can read?

uh. wat wrds me no tink wat wrds r

This is arrdrama. What do you expect?

I mean I'd fuck another guys wife raw in front of him and if he wanted to fight me sure but instead he should be mad at his wife. I didn't make a commitment to not fuck his wife, his wife made a commitment to not fuck me (or anyone else without consent).

This guy was parked behind me a year ago and I told him in a rather rude way to move his shit he then in front of his kid threatened to whoop my ass and I literally laughed out loud and said "ohh big man threatening someone in front of his kid your such a good father figure" I then took a pic of his lic plate as i was pulling out in a way he could see me doing it, that afternoon he was in the parking lot when I got home and he profusely apologized for his threat saying he had a bad day blah blah blah.

of all the fake stories, this has got to be the weirdest flex

I can’t think of anything more reddit than making up a fake story of a how you diffused a fight rather than winning one

even in their wildest fantasies, these r-slurs are still incapable of kicking anyone's ass

He used his cunning and wit to epicly own a bootlicker 😎

All every redditor aspires to be is commie Ben Shapiro

And then he asked him to fuck his wife, and all his kids clapped

Gloating about being vindicated for threatening to narc on somebody is one of the most deliciously reddit things I've ever seen.

Mayocide yesterday

If AP does not do OPSEC well it’s always going to be a problem

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it was frustrating to read that giant run on sentence in the beginning.

People that do massive run on sentences and don't use punctuation need to be shot.

Okay, so first of all, you've just made a reply to me that is in two unrelated parts. The first is unrelated to anything I said. As long as you comport yourself in this manner, you will only be met with derision. It is a nonsense method of communication.

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We can only hope he gets whats coming.

romantic online relationship

What the fuck is this?