Believe it or not there was a time, it's was before ~2013 when the site was smaller and the reddit admin hadn't sold it to marketeers and political PR teams.
This sub and /r/toptalent are just tik tok and other facebook level garbage being spammed to reddit for upvotes since /r/pics and /r/videos users sniffed out the horseshit.
I remember when a video of a woman dribbling a ball on a treadmill got upvoted in that sub. When people pointed out that it is really easy to do the white knights came along and said "if it's so easy then film yourself doing it". They just refused to understand that it's a basic skill in football (soccer for you low IQ guys) and anyone who grew up playing it could do it.
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He already commuted two felonies prior to this, three strikes laws means he goes to jail for the rest of his life if he gets caught for this one, took his terrible chances.
This sounds entirely plausible and I wouldn't be surprised if it was true and the mainstream media was covering it up, but I'm gonna need a better source than literally who on reddit.com/r/drama.
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Imagine being such a bitch that you'd walk into what looks like 2 rednecks chasing you in their truck trying to murder you and forgo your last chance to save yourself by whimpering and begging in mercy.
I know as soon as I saw Gallowboob I knew this was either a repost or was not true since we only see like 3 seconds of it. Gallowboob is an impossible person to understand. He’s synonymous with karma harvesting, yet he consistently finds new niches of redditors to farm karma from. Gallowboob will exploit any world event to get karma and will side with any opinion that Reddit currently supports in its majority.
No one is doing Gallowboob a favour by updooting his posts. They are feeding an addiction.
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Ohh no, I'm not falling for that one again. I've been learned.
Half a fish, I'll kill the guys who took your hut by myself, and I'll give you my word that I won't ferment my own shit and piss for several months and dump it in the hut. Take it or leave it.
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He stopped briefly and looked at a construction site. What the fuck is wrong with you? Have you never been curious about new construction in your neighborhood? This man was chased down and murdered and your using his normal human curiosity as an excuse.
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12 Neon_needles 2020-05-10
"YO LEORY YOU GONNA GET ARM PIT STANK ON YOUR TV, IDIOT!"
7 Lysis10 2020-05-10
so, we saw a 3 second clip of a sweaty guy who looks like he's walking down the street from his house. Of course GallonLoob is the OP.
7 Aletherios 2020-05-10
97k upvotes lmao 😂
3 TheGoodCoconut 2020-05-10
167k now
3 Bumbo55 2020-05-10
The admins are padding the numbers on this one extra hard.
2 Zukoi 2020-05-10
Remember when upvotes maxed out at around 3k?
3 Bumbo55 2020-05-10
Remember when this shithole site wasn't a propaganda outlet?
1 StannisLivesOn 2020-05-10
No.
1 Bumbo55 2020-05-10
Believe it or not there was a time, it's was before ~2013 when the site was smaller and the reddit admin hadn't sold it to marketeers and political PR teams.
7 HisPopeness 2020-05-10
He didn't do it right. You have to steal the tv and then run.
6 Michelanvalo 2020-05-10
This sub and /r/toptalent are just tik tok and other facebook level garbage being spammed to reddit for upvotes since /r/pics and /r/videos users sniffed out the horseshit.
what really is the "next fucking level" of this?
6 orangetato 2020-05-10
Nextfuckinglevel is just a gallowboob spam sub since everyone else is sick of him
3 CosmoSucks 2020-05-10
to the average user both running two miles and going to the hood are amazing feats unto themselves. doing them simultaneously? next fucking level
1 ThankYouWhitePeople 2020-05-10
I remember when a video of a woman dribbling a ball on a treadmill got upvoted in that sub. When people pointed out that it is really easy to do the white knights came along and said "if it's so easy then film yourself doing it". They just refused to understand that it's a basic skill in football (soccer for you low IQ guys) and anyone who grew up playing it could do it.
1 BigFatGamerNuts 2020-05-10
Downfarted for calling soccer football
1 ThankYouWhitePeople 2020-05-10
More like handegg 🙊
2 BigFatGamerNuts 2020-05-10
😡😡😡😡😡
2 collectijism 2020-05-10
When they inject your dick with bath water
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5 Comrade_Natalie 2020-05-10
Read another book?
4 longlivemrwolf 2020-05-10
How was that post nextfuckinglevel?
2 dynamitemastersblues 2020-05-10
this sentence is probably commented on every post on that sub for good reason
1 DontAshOnTheDog 2020-05-10
It's a level of shameless pandering to blindly increase ad revenue from the lowest common denominator that has never been seen before.
That's how it's next fucking level. It's corporate shilling and left wing propaganda on an impossible scale.
4 MaybeBadger 2020-05-10
Missed opportunity. Shoulda been wearing a domino mask, striped clothes and carrying a bag with a big dollar sign on it ffs.
3 collectijism 2020-05-10
The worst part is the bl*ck dude that was out robbing when he got kilt has a stolen tv on his record
9 MaintenanceKid 2020-05-10
What I really don't understand is why you would rush at someone who's holding a shotgun.
Everyone keeps saying "He was defending himself!"
But seriously, what kind of moron would rush at someone holding a shotgun?
6 collectijism 2020-05-10
He knew the ex cop recognized him and he was going down 3rd strike for a nice bit took a risk.
2 zuoga 2020-05-10
He already commuted two felonies prior to this, three strikes laws means he goes to jail for the rest of his life if he gets caught for this one, took his terrible chances.
1 bazzokaguy 2020-05-10
caught for what
1 zuoga 2020-05-10
Trespassing? I don't know.
1 Placenta_Pancake 2020-05-10
Armed robbery
1 Redactor0 2020-05-10
This sounds entirely plausible and I wouldn't be surprised if it was true and the mainstream media was covering it up, but I'm gonna need a better source than literally who on reddit.com/r/drama.
1 aef823 2020-05-10
It's either this or the other source of information going on about dindus.
I'd rather just this place.
1 the_nshi 2020-05-10
Now you get it!
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1 hotsforme 2020-05-10
Imagine being such a bitch that you'd walk into what looks like 2 rednecks chasing you in their truck trying to murder you and forgo your last chance to save yourself by whimpering and begging in mercy.
-3 Babybear_Dramabear 2020-05-10
Well I guess he deserved to be executed in the street by some burger rednecks then.
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9 Electro_Swoosh 2020-05-10
This but unironically.
5 SpezBlowsCocks 2020-05-10
Now you’re getting it!
3 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2020-05-10
Yes.
2 Demysted1234 2020-05-10
Yes.
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1 LyrMeThatBifrost 2020-05-10
Yes.
1 Placenta_Pancake 2020-05-10
Yes.
3 Frostfright 2020-05-10
well, that sub certainly is, but probably not in the way they hoped
2 FUCK_JA_RULE 2020-05-10
Of course it's fucking \u\GallowBoob
8 gracesunstudio 2020-05-10
I know as soon as I saw Gallowboob I knew this was either a repost or was not true since we only see like 3 seconds of it. Gallowboob is an impossible person to understand. He’s synonymous with karma harvesting, yet he consistently finds new niches of redditors to farm karma from. Gallowboob will exploit any world event to get karma and will side with any opinion that Reddit currently supports in its majority.
No one is doing Gallowboob a favour by updooting his posts. They are feeding an addiction.
10 PMWaffle 2020-05-10
I'm pretty sure he's paid so he's at least better than that ahs schizo who was featured earlier
6 AnalDestruxion 2020-05-10
Paid jannie? Pretty baste tbh.
2 longlivemrwolf 2020-05-10
He’s actually paid A LOT apparently. I think he worked for LadBible at one point.
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6 DisoderlyaSsHoLe 2020-05-10
He sold his account to some company and basically shares it with them.
-1 Mrtheliger 2020-05-10
This is a copypasta right?
You don't actually take reddit this seriously do you?
1 gracesunstudio 2020-05-10
Why yes I do. And, I’ll have you know this comment disturbed me as I was studying my hentai.
0 Mrtheliger 2020-05-10
Why are you trying so hard bruv?
2 gracesunstudio 2020-05-10
What?
2 Mrtheliger 2020-05-10
You're trying too hard. Just go with the flow brotha, don't force cool funny le drama memes
2 gracesunstudio 2020-05-10
Alright
2 Mrtheliger 2020-05-10
Hope this was a learning experience for you bro
2 gracesunstudio 2020-05-10
Yeah I guess.
1 I_Shah 2020-05-10
I remember the days dm this sub trying to suspend his account
2 StoneStasis 2020-05-10
Can we just shut down the Internet entirely? Anarcho-primitivism is looking more appealing by the day
2 DontAshOnTheDog 2020-05-10
Hey if you let me live in your hut I'll give you the other half of this fish I found and I'll help you kill the guys who took over your previous hut.
1 StoneStasis 2020-05-10
throw in a couple sexual favors and you've got a deal
1 DontAshOnTheDog 2020-05-10
Ohh no, I'm not falling for that one again. I've been learned.
Half a fish, I'll kill the guys who took your hut by myself, and I'll give you my word that I won't ferment my own shit and piss for several months and dump it in the hut. Take it or leave it.
1 tenali-rama 2020-05-10
Joke: Anprim
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Woke: Ecofash
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1 Spysix 2020-05-10
wuhheight peepool sure take it next level to insert themselves and virtue signal to everybody on the internet.
I bet that dude is hoping his neighbors 14 year old daughter sees this
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1 Corporal-Hicks 2020-05-10
Lmao I don't even know where to begin with this
1 voodoopoopoo 2020-05-10
the definition of "nextfuckinglevel" has become pretty diluted since that sub started
0 SnapshillBot 2020-05-10
homosexuals reproduce by raping kids
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