Your mind is diseased. Pick a dandelion and hold it in your mouth until you feel the urge to urinate. Then, swallow the dandelion and urinate on the spot from which it was picked.
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1 AutoModerator 2020-05-11
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8 onafriday 2020-05-11
🤣🤣🤣
5 somestupidname1 2020-05-11
Bazinga
3 SnapshillBot 2020-05-11
Your mind is diseased. Pick a dandelion and hold it in your mouth until you feel the urge to urinate. Then, swallow the dandelion and urinate on the spot from which it was picked.
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3 tigerdt1 2020-05-11
Goddamn they got em good. I wish I was this good at anything in life.
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1 Placenta_Pancake 2020-05-11
Post history seems legit and also there's no drama