In 5 years deepfake ai’s will be able to create a morphing cascade vr model of every iteration of your perfect woman based on your dreams and memories. And u think im gonna simp for a fake ass g*rl?
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I totally realize most people are going to disagree with me here but I feel compelled to say that closing the sub for a joke wasn't a very kind thing to do. We have seen TONS of posts from vulnerable populations talking about how this sub is a source of support and humor in a dark time. Irony and dirtbagism aside, taking away that support without warning was not okay.
You can say I'm being silly, or humorless or reactionary. Whatever. I love the show and I love this community. But sometimes I come home after dealing with ableism and our nightmare reality all day, and this sub is one of many things that make me feel better. It wasn't a good feeling to find this sub closed for the sake of irony. Maybe that's laughable or pathetic. But for me, it's true.
Honestly if were easier and didn't involve surgery, hormones, constant maintenance, etc. I would choose to look like this while still identifying as a man.
Few reasons really. I'd like to confuse wokists who would misg3nder me a lot and I'd correct them by saying I'm actually a str@1ght wh1te m@n. I'd still have my normal voice which is quite deep and manly.
Another plus would be to annoy s1mps who would probably ask me if I've got an 0nlyF@ns site and I'd say "Nah mate, I actually work for a living. I'm a landlord." then they'd leave confused and questioning their sexuality.
Other than that, just think it'd be nice to prance about a it pretty and feminine, you know?
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Few reasons really. I'd like to confuse wokists who would misg3nder me a lot and I'd correct them by saying I'm actually a str@1ght wh1te m@n. I'd still have my normal voice which is quite deep and manly.
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4 ChillinsVillain 2020-05-12
I guarantee if this person turned their head a millimeter, they’d look like Hulk Hogan.
2 Verumero 2020-05-12
In 5 years deepfake ai’s will be able to create a morphing cascade vr model of every iteration of your perfect woman based on your dreams and memories. And u think im gonna simp for a fake ass g*rl?
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I totally realize most people are going to disagree with me here but I feel compelled to say that closing the sub for a joke wasn't a very kind thing to do. We have seen TONS of posts from vulnerable populations talking about how this sub is a source of support and humor in a dark time. Irony and dirtbagism aside, taking away that support without warning was not okay.
You can say I'm being silly, or humorless or reactionary. Whatever. I love the show and I love this community. But sometimes I come home after dealing with ableism and our nightmare reality all day, and this sub is one of many things that make me feel better. It wasn't a good feeling to find this sub closed for the sake of irony. Maybe that's laughable or pathetic. But for me, it's true.
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1 FrothySauce 2020-05-12
God I fucking hate lip fillers.
3 veiny-gagsmith 2020-05-12
Bitches trying to look more like blow up dolls because they think it'll help them compete
2 donpendejo 2020-05-12
Plastic surgery was a mistake. This is why I prefer North Korean women for their natural beauty.
2 not-my-diagnosis 2020-05-12
This but without a hint of irony
1 DonnaHightower 2020-05-12
Those are actually his natural lips
6 TrailerParkRide 2020-05-12
Nah
1 FrothySauce 2020-05-12
Woah
1 Corporal-Hicks 2020-05-12
not gonna lie, i have an absolute rager for the dane Skade in the last kingdom
1 SQL_INVICTUS 2020-05-12
I hate mouth breathers.
Can it even fully close it's mouth? 🤔
1 Stringerer 2020-05-12
When you try to be edgy but are illiterate.
1 VulvaRevolver 2020-05-12
Honestly if were easier and didn't involve surgery, hormones, constant maintenance, etc. I would choose to look like this while still identifying as a man.
3 HodorLePortePorte 2020-05-12
Why? Not enough attention in your everyday life?
4 VulvaRevolver 2020-05-12
Few reasons really. I'd like to confuse wokists who would misg3nder me a lot and I'd correct them by saying I'm actually a str@1ght wh1te m@n. I'd still have my normal voice which is quite deep and manly.
Another plus would be to annoy s1mps who would probably ask me if I've got an 0nlyF@ns site and I'd say "Nah mate, I actually work for a living. I'm a landlord." then they'd leave confused and questioning their sexuality.
Other than that, just think it'd be nice to prance about a it pretty and feminine, you know?
4 No-Marigolds 2020-05-12
Absolutely based as fuck lmao
3 Sasanka_Of_Gauda 2020-05-12
I'd do it to jack off looking at myself jacking off in a mirror.
2 Placenta_Pancake 2020-05-12
Alwa🤡ys a dilem🤡ma. Is watc🤡hing a b🤡oy mastur🤡bate w🤡hile inh🤡abiting a g🤡irl's bod🤡y ga🤡y? 🤔
Wh🤡at if th🤡ey switch🤡ed bo🤡dies a🤡nd no🤡w the🤡y're fucki🤡ng (as one does), a🤡m I no🤡w watc🤡hing a bo🤡y sque🤡aling enjo🤡ying ge🤡tting fucked?
I just skip to be safe. Not worth the afterglow disgust.
1 [deleted] 2020-05-12
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2 EndTimesRadio 2020-05-12
Paging Dr. Girlfriend
1 [deleted] 2020-05-12
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1 DonnaHightower 2020-05-12
No you wouldnt
1 VulvaRevolver 2020-05-12
Would so.
1 Babinx 2020-05-12
Why not?
1 questionablyrotten 2020-05-12
man chin smh
1 hyphenjack 2020-05-12
Anyone can look like that when they got 4 hours of makeup prep
1 10inchblackhawk 2020-05-12
If I could convert her to islam, I'd marry her. In a niqab, she would look great.
1 GeauxHouston22 2020-05-12
instagram ruined z**mers brains
2 MoreSpikes 2020-05-12
ehh, lawz's obsession with iCarly goes deeper than IG
we have to go back further
1 Rslur 2020-05-12
The industrial revolution and its consequences
1 MouseAndDeerLike 2020-05-12
My childhood trauma and troons are conspiring to make natural women unattractive to my brain. Day of the forced testosterone when?
1 HoBoLoBro 2020-05-12
dont get fooled by the angle bruh
1 battlemoid 2020-05-12
Can't wait to see how they look in 8 years.
1 Roope_Rankka2 2020-05-12
God I fucking hate what the joooos did to zoooooooMers with the trooooomer stuff
1 Jeb4Pres2020 2020-05-12
Volcel if wouldn't.
1 heretobefriends 2020-05-12
I will forget this face in 30 minutes.