I'm white in the north and I would attack if they jumped out at me with guns. Or die trying. I'm not getting kidnapped for my organs or some stuff like that.
You'd start crying and piss yourself you keyboard warrior
Lmao. It's already happened bub when I got stabbed but I fought them off.tried to rob me for an oz. I also take krav-maga. You don't know shit about me.
I bet this dude plays a fucking ton of video games.
90 percent of krav-maga is just getting far enough away from your opponent so you can pick up your gun and shoot them right? If you are unarmed isn't it mostly useless?
God I love shit like that. There's a whole industry of portly men who show off their kung fu skills on twink slaves who play along. There's even chair fighting for those who are too lazy to stand.
I wouldn't say mostly useless, but it's very overhyped. It was marketed as some super awesome Israeli defense force destruction martial art when it was just "elbow the guy in the head and kick his dick then shoot him lmao"
I think the Simpsons described it best in their Jerusalem episode. The little Israeli girl ends up fighting Bart and she just kicks him in the nads. Bart is curled up in pain and complains that groin shots should be off limits.
Israeli girl just shrugs and says "Eh, No groin, No krav-maga"
Leave it to the Israelis to create what amounts to a women's empowerment defense class and market it as a secret Jewish power.
You should make us some demo videos since you're obviously so well versed in this. Go give a homeless dude a knife and then film yourself disarming him the right way.
Literally the best ways to deal with a motherfucker with a knife are to leave the situation or shoot the guy. Why would I bother learning some kung fu bullshit when I could spend the time renewing my CCW?
And that's why knife disarms are bullshit. 99% of motherfuckers are not going to be able to pull some ninja shit, especially when they're scared as fuck seeing at a knife stabbing at them. But no, mcdojos want to teach Karen some retard shit that looks cool when everyone is safe and compliant but will get Karen killed if she ever tried to use it in the real world.
Krav covers shit like this because of their all-spectrum-self-defense focus, but it's not exactly a highlight of the system and any instructor will tell you to leg it if you can.
I dunno, I can see the value in the shit they do. I spent my time on the mats doing the usual bjj/muay thai combo, and while it left me well prepared once fists start flying, it clearly left vast gaps in terms of actual self defense - especially when it comes to general emotions and conflict stuff. The few fights I've been in as an adult, I still thought we were in the talking stage of things when they started - seems I have trouble shifting gears until someone actually hits me. That works fine when you vastly outclass your opponent, but you can't count on that.
Good points and I'm sure that there are good Krav Maga teachers out there it's just so fuckin common for internet tough guys to go "I know Krav Maga" and the scene has serious issues with mcdojo bullshit being passed off as legit techniques that will actually work irl.
Turns out I have no plan lmao - until I get hit in the face. Then everything starts making perfect sense. If I understand the point of Krav, etc - they put a focus on having a plan, reacting aggressively and early, etc. This is something sport/competition-oriented disciplines don’t deal with at all.
I vote that we move to base sentencing length on elevation. All crime is legal at the beach, but if you run a stop sign in the mountains you're going away for awhile.
Also, if you kill someone in a submarine the government actually has to pay you.
This is truly a good time to be radical centrist. We don’t try and attack out perceived enemies character, but rather wait on the facts from the trial.
The son should've been aborted for defective genes and Armed Robbery should've been shot dead by Aliens-style sentry turrets the moment he set foot inside the building.
They framed this as a lynching in the fake news, I think it’s going to end up being a misunderstanding that flew off the handle, that has elements of racial bias/hatred. But I honestly have no clue and am not Willing to say either party is right or wrong.
Basically you can “arrest” someone and call the police you reasonably suspect someone did a felony, especially if you saw it happen and do it on the spot. Imagine seeing someone steal something from a store, they try to escape and you tackle till the police arrive. That’s citizens arrest.
The thing is though is that if you are wrong about the suspect you face charges for wrongful arrest since you basically assaulted someone, and I think if your suspicions weren’t reasonable enough there might be consequences took (if you did commit a crime and a couple of months later someone tries to arrest you because he recognizes your skin color you could probably fight back and be in the right). And if you didn’t do anything wrong and someone is trying to make a citizens arrest against you can fight back and totally be in the right.
I think we should just have an enforced second amendment where you get fined if the cops catch you in public without your piece. If we had this law, then our jogger would have rightfully aerated Cletus before he had time to swallow his chaw.
it ain't mental gymnastics, he fucked round in tha wrong hood and got his azz dropped. IDGAF about that bitch. U steal from the wrong fuckin hood n u get ventilated ain't nobody gona cry for you. Ahmud Avery was a bitchmade dumb azz n shuda read the fuckin rules😭
Keep it 💯 n u won't have problems u blk bitch
Mf I claim fuckin GD n not even white but u take my bread I'ma fuckin beat ur black azz till u turn purple
real talk,,, talk shit get hit dumbassssss, betta come thru correct if u gon start sum shit, idc if u KKK or GD or CRIP or MS or whatever hood u represent bitch,,,,,,,, juz cuz u in da white hood dont mean shit, da rules of respect and da streets and da fuckin game still apply real shit
Okay, so are we with the people who said the jogger dindu or the ones saying the whitey dindu? 'Cause, like, this story has been such a wild ride and this sub has been so all over the place, it's genuinely hard to tell.
Seems somewhat split. I'm withholding most judgement. I will say that I think the citizen's arrest defense will be a loser in court, just based on previous case law.
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10 Neon_needles 2020-05-12
I bet this dude plays a fucking ton of video games.
4 Quietus42 2020-05-12
It's like a flashing neon sign, "I'm a giant pussy that doesn't know shit".
4 DeadlyRNG 2020-05-12
90 percent of krav-maga is just getting far enough away from your opponent so you can pick up your gun and shoot them right? If you are unarmed isn't it mostly useless?
5 Quietus42 2020-05-12
Almost all of their disarms are total bullshit and only work on a frozen, complaint partner.
9 ason 2020-05-12
God I love shit like that. There's a whole industry of portly men who show off their kung fu skills on twink slaves who play along. There's even chair fighting for those who are too lazy to stand.
3 GM739 2020-05-12
Imagine standing up to fight. Kings sit to fight, you wouldn’t understand.
5 zergling_Lester 2020-05-12
That's what literally (((they))) want you to think.
7 Cockroach-Lord 2020-05-12
(((They))) don’t want you to charge someone armed with a firearm, prove them wrong king.
5 zergling_Lester 2020-05-12
If you think that you're cleverer than them, I have a financial instrument to sell you.
3 Cockroach-Lord 2020-05-12
Instruments are for musical stuff not financial stuff.
1 YourGreatDarshFace 2020-05-12
I've basically been married to one of those for years.
5 silverhydra 2020-05-12
I wouldn't say mostly useless, but it's very overhyped. It was marketed as some super awesome Israeli defense force destruction martial art when it was just "elbow the guy in the head and kick his dick then shoot him lmao"
1 DontAshOnTheDog 2020-05-12
I think the Simpsons described it best in their Jerusalem episode. The little Israeli girl ends up fighting Bart and she just kicks him in the nads. Bart is curled up in pain and complains that groin shots should be off limits.
Israeli girl just shrugs and says "Eh, No groin, No krav-maga"
Leave it to the Israelis to create what amounts to a women's empowerment defense class and market it as a secret Jewish power.
3 HodorLePortePorte 2020-05-12
It's a very practical martial arts program.
4 Quietus42 2020-05-12
You test out those knife disarms and tell me how they work out for you. Except you couldn't because you'd be dead.
3 TrailerParkRide 2020-05-12
You should make us some demo videos since you're obviously so well versed in this. Go give a homeless dude a knife and then film yourself disarming him the right way.
2 Quietus42 2020-05-12
Imagine me running in the opposite direction. Bam done
*Serious answer in case you ever need it:
This really works even if you suck, though you're gonna get cut
This is the best, if you have enough room.
5 TrailerParkRide 2020-05-12
Literally the best ways to deal with a motherfucker with a knife are to leave the situation or shoot the guy. Why would I bother learning some kung fu bullshit when I could spend the time renewing my CCW?
4 hyphenjack 2020-05-12
Nah bro no one needs a gun I just put my keys between my fingers dude then I’m safe from everyone who might try and hurt me
4 Placenta_Pancake 2020-05-12
Most useful survival skill in the modern world is the ability to run... and America has the highest murder rate among first world countries.
Hmmmmm 🤔
6 TrailerParkRide 2020-05-12
It's hard to shoot straight when the labored breathing makes your neck jiggle 🐋
3 Quietus42 2020-05-12
And that's why knife disarms are bullshit. 99% of motherfuckers are not going to be able to pull some ninja shit, especially when they're scared as fuck seeing at a knife stabbing at them. But no, mcdojos want to teach Karen some retard shit that looks cool when everyone is safe and compliant but will get Karen killed if she ever tried to use it in the real world.
2 HodorLePortePorte 2020-05-12
I’ve learned knife disarms and was taught to expect to be stabbed no matter if they drop the knife or not.
3 Quietus42 2020-05-12
Pretty much. The forward dodge roll is pretty good, but you need space.
Trav tested a bunch of "techniques" and it's hilarious.
2 HodorLePortePorte 2020-05-12
My favorite technique is the firearm discharge.
2 kermit_was_wrong 2020-05-12
Krav covers shit like this because of their all-spectrum-self-defense focus, but it's not exactly a highlight of the system and any instructor will tell you to leg it if you can.
I dunno, I can see the value in the shit they do. I spent my time on the mats doing the usual bjj/muay thai combo, and while it left me well prepared once fists start flying, it clearly left vast gaps in terms of actual self defense - especially when it comes to general emotions and conflict stuff. The few fights I've been in as an adult, I still thought we were in the talking stage of things when they started - seems I have trouble shifting gears until someone actually hits me. That works fine when you vastly outclass your opponent, but you can't count on that.
2 Quietus42 2020-05-12
Good points and I'm sure that there are good Krav Maga teachers out there it's just so fuckin common for internet tough guys to go "I know Krav Maga" and the scene has serious issues with mcdojo bullshit being passed off as legit techniques that will actually work irl.
1 Whaddaulookinat 2020-05-12
"Everybody has a plan until you get hit in the face"
1 kermit_was_wrong 2020-05-12
Turns out I have no plan lmao - until I get hit in the face. Then everything starts making perfect sense. If I understand the point of Krav, etc - they put a focus on having a plan, reacting aggressively and early, etc. This is something sport/competition-oriented disciplines don’t deal with at all.
4 Steakdabait 2020-05-12
Is there a reason inc*ls feel the need to vent their power fantasies online?
8 HodorLePortePorte 2020-05-12
Fatties find it impossible that someone would run 12-13 miles
9 RIPGeorgeHarrison 2020-05-12
That’s like the ideal run length. Longer than that is more of a once a week thing shorter than that has to involve fast paced to feel strenuous.
6 Placenta_Pancake 2020-05-12
Fatbrains don't realize running 12 miles from home means you need to run the same distance back 🤦♂️
2 johndarling 2020-05-12
*24-26 miles, he has to go home, tard
8 kermit_was_wrong 2020-05-12
He got killed two miles from his home. Only redditors would consider that an insurmountable distance.
10 Redactor0 2020-05-12
I've now seen on reddit:
Have not seen any sources.
12 king_of_retardland 2020-05-12
None of that matters unless we know his altitude above sea level
1 DontAshOnTheDog 2020-05-12
I vote that we move to base sentencing length on elevation. All crime is legal at the beach, but if you run a stop sign in the mountains you're going away for awhile.
Also, if you kill someone in a submarine the government actually has to pay you.
8 kermit_was_wrong 2020-05-12
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2020/05/08/ahmaud-arbery-video-mcmichaels-face-murder-arrests-birthday-run/3091673001/
4 TheLordHighExecu 2020-05-12
Okay so this brother ran a marathon to steal a $12 hammer, makes sense to me
2 GM739 2020-05-12
Imagine thinking 2 miles is a marathon. You must consider getting up and going to the fridge a trek.
4 TheLordHighExecu 2020-05-12
so is it 13 miles or 2 miles
1 Drama_Paladin 2020-05-12
It's 2.
1 Whaddaulookinat 2020-05-12
$12? They hand them shits out at harbour freight like candy
3 HodorLePortePorte 2020-05-12
That’s a light day for me
7 Quietus42 2020-05-12
The meme is even words words words. Amazing.
6 Kat_B0T 2020-05-12
This is truly a good time to be radical centrist. We don’t try and attack out perceived enemies character, but rather wait on the facts from the trial.
9 jaredschaffer27 2020-05-12
The radical centrist position is that all three involved should have been wasted by a stray artillery round right as the scuffle began.
6 Kat_B0T 2020-05-12
Based and true
3 Placenta_Pancake 2020-05-12
The son should've been aborted for defective genes and Armed Robbery should've been shot dead by Aliens-style sentry turrets the moment he set foot inside the building.
4 Quietus42 2020-05-12
Yeah I'm avoiding judgments for a long while yet. Interesting law questions though, from a neutral perspective.
4 Kat_B0T 2020-05-12
They framed this as a lynching in the fake news, I think it’s going to end up being a misunderstanding that flew off the handle, that has elements of racial bias/hatred. But I honestly have no clue and am not Willing to say either party is right or wrong.
3 Quietus42 2020-05-12
It's like we're the same person
2 the_marx 2020-05-12
wow you're so reasonable
1 Kat_B0T 2020-05-12
Not reasonable, radically centrist* my dood
6 pvijay187 2020-05-12
Don't you get it, this is true political humor. hahahah so funny
6 strumyabird 2020-05-12
God damnit.
Also wtf is a citizens arrest. Why is that a law considering how r-slured the average citizen is.
6 RIPGeorgeHarrison 2020-05-12
Basically you can “arrest” someone and call the police you reasonably suspect someone did a felony, especially if you saw it happen and do it on the spot. Imagine seeing someone steal something from a store, they try to escape and you tackle till the police arrive. That’s citizens arrest.
The thing is though is that if you are wrong about the suspect you face charges for wrongful arrest since you basically assaulted someone, and I think if your suspicions weren’t reasonable enough there might be consequences took (if you did commit a crime and a couple of months later someone tries to arrest you because he recognizes your skin color you could probably fight back and be in the right). And if you didn’t do anything wrong and someone is trying to make a citizens arrest against you can fight back and totally be in the right.
6 strumyabird 2020-05-12
Sounds so unecessarily convoluted. They should change it back to any man can challenge any other man to a duel.
5 TrailerParkRide 2020-05-12
I think we should just have an enforced second amendment where you get fined if the cops catch you in public without your piece. If we had this law, then our jogger would have rightfully aerated Cletus before he had time to swallow his chaw.
3 Woolgun 2020-05-12
Smh dumb lib$ with their 1000th boomer-ish comic on why Orang man is bad.
Anyway here's a post n.486498 crying about Tyrone and lowkey calling him a subhuman. Lol so much funnier.
6 TrailerParkRide 2020-05-12
They're choosing to die on this hill because to admit that they're wrong is to admit that they want to gun down naggars for petty crimes.
5 Dragnet_was_Alright 2020-05-12
The right is getting better at memes and it's making the left very nervous.
7 AlecOzzyHillPitas 2020-05-12
If anything this is evidence that they’re getting to cringe parity with the left.
4 Quietus42 2020-05-12
I think that was the joke
5 Amour_cok 2020-05-12
I glad both sides are unfunny
5 idfkdudethisshitgay 2020-05-12
do people in this sub really think a man named armed robbery is actually inoccent?
4 dramasutra2020 2020-05-12
it was actually 2 miles away which isn't that much. But whales were are not known for being able to run long distances.
4 Gaben38 2020-05-12
Redditors grasping for excuses why jogger dindu is kinda funny tho.
4 Placenta_Pancake 2020-05-12
https://files.catbox.moe/bxkvf9.jpeg
I've seen a few run over squirrels, and I've seen a lot of hammers, and that's a run over squirrel.
6 donpendejo 2020-05-12
What if it's a run over hammer?
3 Zozbot 2020-05-12
zoz
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zozzle
1 caffeineevil 2020-05-12
Once you said it, it clicked.
3 srsh10392 2020-05-12
Just a lot of mental gymnastics to justify shooting an unarmed basketball American.
Spill wh*tey when?
5 NigletSnusMan566 2020-05-12
it ain't mental gymnastics, he fucked round in tha wrong hood and got his azz dropped. IDGAF about that bitch. U steal from the wrong fuckin hood n u get ventilated ain't nobody gona cry for you. Ahmud Avery was a bitchmade dumb azz n shuda read the fuckin rules😭
Keep it 💯 n u won't have problems u blk bitch
Mf I claim fuckin GD n not even white but u take my bread I'ma fuckin beat ur black azz till u turn purple
1 srsh10392 2020-05-12
Reeeet@rd
1 NigletSnusMan566 2020-05-12
real talk,,, talk shit get hit dumbassssss, betta come thru correct if u gon start sum shit, idc if u KKK or GD or CRIP or MS or whatever hood u represent bitch,,,,,,,, juz cuz u in da white hood dont mean shit, da rules of respect and da streets and da fuckin game still apply real shit
2 Corporal-Hicks 2020-05-12
i laughed at it shrug
2 Quietus42 2020-05-12
I'm sure there's soyboys that laugh at PH too but that doesn't make it okay, Hicks smh
2 Redactor0 2020-05-12
Not surprised. 😒
2 ItsSugar 2020-05-12
The bar has been lowered so much it is now an underscore.
2 Eva_TryNotBeinRacist 2020-05-12
this tastes just a tad salty, Q42
2 Quietus42 2020-05-12
Come on admit it that meme is terrible. I really expect better out of rightoids.
*This is so much better
3 Eva_TryNotBeinRacist 2020-05-12
lol alright, I concede. keep up the quality control
2 jerryjoneshere 2020-05-12
Caring about shit on the internet rots your brain
2 32624647 2020-05-12
Okay, so are we with the people who said the jogger dindu or the ones saying the whitey dindu? 'Cause, like, this story has been such a wild ride and this sub has been so all over the place, it's genuinely hard to tell.
3 Quietus42 2020-05-12
Seems somewhat split. I'm withholding most judgement. I will say that I think the citizen's arrest defense will be a loser in court, just based on previous case law.
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