G*mer (🀒) has a mental breakdown because a childrens πŸ‘ΆπŸΎ video game is exclusive to the Epic Games Launcher πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³. Proceeds to write paragraphs of se*the in the comments 😑🀬🀬

1  2020-05-14 by babbitt_730

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I like to think that everyone shitty on the Left is just a troll account created and maintained by Barron Trump, attempting to use his mammoth brain to make centrists vote Daddy 2020. Because if these people actually exist, and have these strange opinions that so many people supposedly might have, then I'll have to actually vote for Daddy, given he's the option most likely to put these fucking people in camps.

But I'm wise to you, Barron: you'll never actually make me vote.

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It's incredible just how much seethe the epic store causes.

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I don't even know what word set this stupid bot off.

The autojanny giveth and the autojanny taketh away

Religion

Gaymers worshipping

Steam ???

Culture

Wtf jannies 😑😑😑

I have 40games sitting in that store collecting dust, but I also have 300 in steam collecting dust since Stone age. I'm waiting for achievements to be added so I can atleast install a game and try

Isn't epic games launcher free to install like Steam and Origin?

Free as in facebook, yes.

so who fucking cares which one a game is on

I don't need the chinese government blackmailing me for saying n*gger for the 15000th time online

epic games is owned by the bat eaters now?

40% of epic owned by tencent.

that's unfortunate, UT2004 was really good.

Sweeney needs the big Chinrese company to fast track his games for Xi approval.

Also pretty stupid bitching about tencent on reddit.

Imagine committing such a faux pas as sucking Epic's corporate cock instead of Steam's corporate cock instead.

Just pirate it losers

Just don't play the game nigga like walk away and eat cheetos and watch anime, hahahaha.

watch out this guy is having sex in nine days

See ya later virgins 😎

mogs me

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Oh, is that why it's not on steam anymore. Out of shit to do in quarantine and installed it, most of the maps aren't there. Find out there's dlc but not on steam, oh well guess I'll do something productive instead. Not worth my time to pirate it, not worth my money to buy it on epic.

U/ babbitt_730 you've been caught attempting to brigade this thread. If you want to show other people something you think is crazy, screen cap it. Using a direct link is brigading and violated Reddit global site rules.

https://www.reddit.com/r/THPS/comments/gja6zy/congratulations_went_from_100_going_to_buy_to_0/fqli7uu

Steam has more exclusives than any console or PC launcher

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Another launcher gets an exclusive

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i agree with him. i will not buy games from epic in the future