Want free money? Become a commie. Plz send me monies so I can pay my phone bill 😭😭😭😭

6  2020-05-14 by GR8V10

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If you want free money just sign up for coronabux.

I've already gotten nearly 7 grand so far. I've made more doing nothing the past few months than the average jannie makes in a lifetime.

God I wish I could get unemployment right now lmao. How can you quit your job and also get unemployment?

How can you quit your job and also get unemployment?

Unionize

If you support free speech, you must support people pinging other users. It's completely legal speech. If you won't defend pinging as free speech because you or someone else finds it disgusting, then no speech that you or anyone else views as disgusting is safe.

>if it is in fact on shaky legal ground it's reasonable to not want to be the case that establishes it as illegal.

It's not, The reddit admins are straight up lying to the ignorant (like yourself) to justify their prejudice. Pinging being protected speech has long since been estabilished, as it has undeniable artistic merit. The only time it's been included under any obscenity laws is when someone is being charged with possession of harassment, so the state can slap them with more charges. The courts have been very careful to not charge anyone for pinging, because they'd get their asses fucking annihilated by a higher court due to the firm precedence of pinging being completely legal speech. /r/Drama had nothing to worry about, this guy was just making shit up to fool people into thinking his censoring wasn't entirely personally motivated.

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I don’t know what’s more sad, this guy begging more money on Twitter or the people that actually sent him money.

When the market forces you don't believe in force you to beg for money.

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No communist denies the existence of the things we're trying to abolish, that doesn't even make any sense

The paypigs are always more pathetic.

It was a good day in my mental development when I realized that it's not th*ts/wh*res that I hate but the pathetic slime that making being a professional th*t/wh*re a viable career path.

Why be mad, they fund the drama.

I'm not mad, I'm judgemental. There is a difference.

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Or you posting some random dudes year olds tweets.

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along with a recent arrest at a demo

fuckin LOL

Writer. Thinker. Reporter. Iconoclast. Into politics, philosophy, science, sexuality, religion, and culture.

Fucking poser, I bet he's never even destroyed a statue to preserve the integrity of the one true Orthodox church.

So a reddit j@nitor?

This is “Live Laugh Love” levels of bland human.

Brooklyn, NYC

How is this possible

NOOOO I HAVE THE RIGHT TO LIVE IN THE MOST EXPENSIVE PART OF THE COUNTRY NOOOOOO

Blessed NOOOO poster

Iconoclast, yet has a profile picture, curious

Not to mention he uses emoji.

That’s brilliant ha.

Writer. Thinker. Reporter. Iconoclast. Into politics, philosophy, science, sexuality, religion, and culture.

Everyone is into sexuality r*tard it's in our genes. That's just an edgy way of looking sexual and mysterious but highlighting that you're a virgin.

He's interested in sexuality the same way I'm interested in DMT, he'd love to try it some day.

That's just code for being a rętĂ„rded cĂŒmbrain

These people dump so much money into Patreon, Twitter etc I wonder why they don’t just set up crowd funding for schools or whatever it is they’re supposed to care about rather than just “signal boosting” bloggers and podcasts

Double standards:/

a fare-beating ticket

I'm not fluent in the z**mer c*mmie dialect, but I guess this means that he doesn't pay to use mass transit. Antisocial people like him are exactly the reason why c*mmunism will never work.

Lol imagine simping for a twitter commie

Marx was also a leech mooching off his friends his entire life.
So he's doing something right.

Shit maybe I should set up a commie account so I can get free moneys too

If you play it well enough you could be like that Josh dude who said he was running for Coñgress as a cömmie and just bail and delete your Twåtter with 300k in donations without even making the ballot lmao also lol to the mad chåpo in here downvoting everyone

Then get a bunch of people defending you for free.

Janet's Defense Attorneys

we do it for freeeeee

The Bernie play!