Your mind is diseased. Pick a dandelion and hold it in your mouth until you feel the urge to urinate. Then, swallow the dandelion and urinate on the spot from which it was picked.
Zoomers only know how to shut up and do what they're told. And yeah it's super pathetic that hyper individualistic America has now been trying to guilt trip me into doing shit for "the greater good" for like 3 months now, fuckin hypocrites.
Can't be unemployed because of the lockdown if you aren't employed in the first place. Once Apple increases price of their newest merch because of production issues, they'll finally realize it isn't just a vacation from school/college.
Reopening is like trying to take an ipad away from a 12 year old on a camping trip.
A lot of kicking and screaming. "Nooooo, I'm going to die without my ipad". Shut up bitch, we're going camping and bring papa his whiskey and bud light. I'm going to need it after all this whining.
I think it's funny how many Boomers can't live without shilling their life for corporations. The moment they have any free time, they start popping oxys like tic tacs. I hate everyone in this situation but yea I'd rather listen to people who study viruses and shit for a living than believe some facebook meme stats circulated by inbred rednecks. Literally the most uneducated people outside of basketball's and beans. Opening in phases seems like a good idea to me.
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I think it's funny how many Boomers can't live without shilling their life for corporations. The moment they have any free time, they start popping oxys like tic tacs. I hate everyone in this situation but yea I'd rather listen to people who study viruses and shit for a living than believe some facebook meme stats circulated by inbred rednecks. Literally the most uneducated people outside of b@sketball's and beans. Im hoping the next wave wipes out all these r*tards. Opening in phases seems like a good idea to me.
If I didn't know it was beyond their capabilities, I'd almost think that the anti-mask/anti-social distancing movement was a 4D chess move by the libs to convince the rightoid boomers to off themselves before the election.
In the words of the man who makes them seethe the most: please proceed.
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1 SnapshillBot 2020-05-16
Your mind is diseased. Pick a dandelion and hold it in your mouth until you feel the urge to urinate. Then, swallow the dandelion and urinate on the spot from which it was picked.
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1 Quietus42 2020-05-16
I read this cures coronachan
1 Quietus42 2020-05-16
I stand with Daddy ✊🏿
#RemoveTheBoom
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1 Vegan_doggodiddler 2020-05-16
The funny thing is the rise in unemployment is almost purely driven by the poors. 40% of households making under 40k/year lost jobs in March.
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1 bigfuckerton 2020-05-16
Zoomers only know how to shut up and do what they're told. And yeah it's super pathetic that hyper individualistic America has now been trying to guilt trip me into doing shit for "the greater good" for like 3 months now, fuckin hypocrites.
1 -Kite-Man- 2020-05-16
Dude they've always done that
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1 GaysianSupremacist 2020-05-16
Why people would want their lung got destroyed by ch_i_nk virus though?
1 Sasanka_Of_Gauda 2020-05-16
Can't be unemployed because of the lockdown if you aren't employed in the first place. Once Apple increases price of their newest merch because of production issues, they'll finally realize it isn't just a vacation from school/college.
1 CharlesBukakeski 2020-05-16
Reopening is like trying to take an ipad away from a 12 year old on a camping trip.
A lot of kicking and screaming. "Nooooo, I'm going to die without my ipad". Shut up bitch, we're going camping and bring papa his whiskey and bud light. I'm going to need it after all this whining.
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1 RIPGeorgeHarrison 2020-05-16
Be honest, were you born in a year that starts with an 18?
1 Giulio-Cesare 2020-05-16
take the campingpill
1 RIPGeorgeHarrison 2020-05-16
Oh believe me I'm super camp-pilled and outdoor-pilled in general. However, I'm also good analogy-pilled so I wouldn't ever say what OP did.
1 hungarianmeatslammer 2020-05-16
I think it's funny how many Boomers can't live without shilling their life for corporations. The moment they have any free time, they start popping oxys like tic tacs. I hate everyone in this situation but yea I'd rather listen to people who study viruses and shit for a living than believe some facebook meme stats circulated by inbred rednecks. Literally the most uneducated people outside of basketball's and beans. Opening in phases seems like a good idea to me.
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1 hungarianmeatslammer 2020-05-16
I think it's funny how many Boomers can't live without shilling their life for corporations. The moment they have any free time, they start popping oxys like tic tacs. I hate everyone in this situation but yea I'd rather listen to people who study viruses and shit for a living than believe some facebook meme stats circulated by inbred rednecks. Literally the most uneducated people outside of b@sketball's and beans. Im hoping the next wave wipes out all these r*tards. Opening in phases seems like a good idea to me.
1 Quietus42 2020-05-16
That's why I'm for the right to not wear masks and have large protests.
Keep it up, patriots 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
1 snallygaster 2020-05-16
I'm unironically looking forward to more rotting burgers after witnessing all of the selfishness taking place. America deserves its body count 🦅
1 Quietus42 2020-05-16
If I didn't know it was beyond their capabilities, I'd almost think that the anti-mask/anti-social distancing movement was a 4D chess move by the libs to convince the rightoid boomers to off themselves before the election.
In the words of the man who makes them seethe the most: please proceed.
1 Giulio-Cesare 2020-05-16
As long as no one I personally care about gets sick then I'm okay with it.
1 WorldStarCroCop 2020-05-16
doing oxy while not being a juggalo is like being an uncle tom of juggalos
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1 TheLordHighExecu 2020-05-16
I've been telling my lefty bros to let grandpa rot, but they gotta stick it to orange man you know
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1 Quietus42 2020-05-16
The funniest part is Daddy encouraging boomers to get Kung Flu and die. Like, that's your base retard
1 jubbergun 2020-05-16
I just got home from shopping at Walmart. The ones that didn't die have become more belligerent. It's like one of those zombie movies with a plague.
1 Giulio-Cesare 2020-05-16
Maybe killing his own base is part of the plan?
Like some 4D chess, except instead it's the opposite.
1 TheLordHighExecu 2020-05-16
He's bored/stressed and needs an easy out
1 watermark1917 2020-05-16
Death to America
1 JanetYellensFuckboy 2020-05-16
Killing yourself to own the libs 😎