I like that these morons can smoosh together like cattle and drink overpriced drinks in the rain but I can't be with my wife while she is in the hospital getting emergency surgery because we are supposed to be in a pandemic.

Sounds like this guy could use a drink with his bros at Standard Hall.

I hope his wife is ok. As do all the other dudes on his street

lol I went to downtown atlanta today and it was nice. Restaurants open, people doing their thing and enjoying the nice day outside. Nobody outside of reddit and shut-in poors gaf.

I'm going to the pool next weekend and hoping we all get featured on a reddit post. 😁

I honestly pity nonlakecels.

Can go out of the sea doo with a back cooler full of beer and spend the day zipping around the water. Corona can't swim so I'm totally safe. Now that the weather's finally getting warm out here I'm fucking golden.

Imagine needing to go out into a large group of people to do shit lmao.

Legit thinking about getting a hang glider with my coronabux too, but the nearest spot I can launch from is like two hours away so Idk. Also I don't know how to hang glide.

Watch our for air pirates.

I was a seacel until I moved. :(

There are lakes around here to do that stuff. I'm not a big lake person just because I grew up by the ocean, but I wouldn't mind renting waverunners for a day and going out there. The doomers are just angry the rest of us are enjoying life.

Damn, I've never actual ridden one out in the ocean before now that I think about it. I bet that shit's incredible. Just absolute freedom.

I guess it's also different because my house is literally on the lake, so I don't even have to get in my car. I just walk out to the backyard and go to my dock. I probably wouldn't enjoy it as much if I had to deal with a trailer and drive out to a launch site tbh.

Dude that's pretty awesome. Living on a lake would be amazing. Color me jealous. ☺

Yeah it's been one of the few good things about moving out to this rural as fuck area.

Id' probably go insane out here if I was landlocked. Also being able to hop on the sea doo and drive over to the marina to pick up food is nice because there aren't any water cops and you can basically travel drunk as shit.

That was worse than I thought it would be. They even singled out a certain user.

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All I see is redditors seething at the thought of moderately attractive young people having healthy social lifes.

Except being outside is literally the most dangerous thing you can do

It literally isn't.

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It literally is. The Spanish flu lasted until 1920. You can’t go out until 2022

The bat soup menace really under-delivered. Doomers are in shambles rn

No where in recorded history has there been a volcanic eruption inside someone's house. They ALL start out doors.

No where in recorded history has there been a volcanic eruption inside someone’s house

Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?

...can I see..?

You're actually most likely to die in your home.

All I see is mayos being mayos

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Imagine being fine staying at home more than a week. If I still lived alone I'd have put a bullet in my brain after a month, but these people are clamoring for it to continue

Who the fuck could live with everyone in the house 24/7? I'd be going insane if my parents lived with me.

Most of these people who love being at home live in the basement and have absent parents who have already given up on them

Ironically, like a few months before this thing began my dad and his gf moved across the country to my area and have been living with me since while they hunted for a house. They ended up buying the one next door after months of searching when it coincidentally got put on the market because the single mother who lived there couldn't afford to keep it. Legit gonna be next door neighbors with my pops lmao. Kind of surreal.

Anyway, they're totally remodeling the whole thing so they're still staying in a guest room while they do. They'll probably be staying here for at least a few more months.

Honestly I enjoy them being here though. Plus they're both great cooks and the previous home owner left the basketball hoop so I've been going over to his place to fuck around and shoot a bit.

Why do you think redditors are so ment@l?

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Hot take: If you are that concerned about bat flu 🦇 you can stay inside yourself

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