Uhh, damn dude... teach me how to post ironically on r/hapas. Actually, teach me how to post on there in general. Cause I don't know it. If you had a brain cell maybe you'd look to see that the vegan thing is a fucking joke. And do you think bats really have more feelings than a cow?
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Uhh, damn dude... teach me how to post ironically on /r/hapas
The best way to ironically post on /r/hapas is by not posting.
If you had a brain cell maybe you'd look to see that the vegan thing is a fucking joke.
You're asking for vegan birth control pills on a birthcontrol subreddit lmao
And do you think bats really have more feelings than a cow?
One is a known
It's not about "feelings" its about the fact that bats are a carrier of a ton of diseases transmittable to humans while the domesticated animals that we eat don't.
So I never heard of Abagail Shapiro so I looked her up, purely for research purposes, and all I can think is that girl must have some serious back pain problems.
I love how people see a chick with a pair of d cups and go "Oh ho ho, I bet she'll have a lot of back pain" all the while stuffing Doritos into their mouths and ignoring the fact that they are carrying a sweaty 30 lb sheet of fat draped over their shoulders.
Also, has anybody asked OP whether she's got small tits and a skinny frame or if she's a fat chick with small tits cos that latter one is the worst combination possible. It's the f01d equivalent of a midget m@nlet who is also fat to the point of having manb00bs.
She says she's "asexual" which usually means she considers herself to be repulsive but fβ¬m@les are so psychologically pathetic that perfectly good looking ones often think they're ugly while objectively cock-repelling growlers think they're "big and beautiful" or "full of fun & personality".
Donβt worry - tons of nerds love small tits. It makes them think they have a chance and makes them think girls will be grateful to them for overlooking small imperfections.
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1 Jimbo_B_Beterson 2020-05-18
Please respond I'm desperate for anyone to talk about Ben's sister
1 ManBearFridge 2020-05-18
Have you been to any of her plays?
1 Jimbo_B_Beterson 2020-05-18
I want to see "Broadway Kids Against Bullying: I Have a Voice" with all my heart
1 ManBearFridge 2020-05-18
I'm afraid that's just some little cunt that is trying to ride her coattails by having the same name.
1 CountChadvonCisberg 2020-05-18
Big Kazar milkers π
1 sehunz 2020-05-18
You dropped this π€²πΏπ
1 Erotism 2020-05-18
Pls moderate her
1 sehunz 2020-05-18
Uhh, damn dude... teach me how to post ironically on r/hapas. Actually, teach me how to post on there in general. Cause I don't know it. If you had a brain cell maybe you'd look to see that the vegan thing is a fucking joke. And do you think bats really have more feelings than a cow?
1 CountChadvonCisberg 2020-05-18
I donβt think I could even attempt to get into their headspace
1 sehunz 2020-05-18
It's called π₯°π₯°π₯°π₯Ί littlespace ππ€―π€― luv π€π€π
1 CountChadvonCisberg 2020-05-18
Because they got little parts or what Iβm confused
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1 ManBearFridge 2020-05-18
Yikes
1 Jimbo_B_Beterson 2020-05-18
Get owned by gamergayte b!tch
1 Jimbo_B_Beterson 2020-05-18
U got a braincel
1 Erotism 2020-05-18
The best way to ironically post on /r/hapas is by not posting.
You're asking for vegan birth control pills on a birthcontrol subreddit lmao
It's not about "feelings" its about the fact that bats are a carrier of a ton of diseases transmittable to humans while the domesticated animals that we eat don't.
1 sehunz 2020-05-18
Wow sorry for wanting safe sex ππππ
~ONE IS A KNOWN~
1 sehunz 2020-05-18
Also can you stop looking at my account I haven't even bothered to check yours until after I finish typing this
1 Erotism 2020-05-18
No
1 ManBearFridge 2020-05-18
Eating bats is degenerate but domesticated meat has all sorts of fucked up diseases too. Mad cow, swine flu, bird flu, Spanish flu..
1 Erotism 2020-05-18
Those are rare and far between while almost every bat has some sort of disease or parasite, in general bush meat should be avoided.
1 ManBearFridge 2020-05-18
No they aren't, we just control our food safety better. Chickens are crawling with salmonella and pork commonly has paracites.
1 Erotism 2020-05-18
Sallmonela is caused by undercooked chicken meat and the parasites that pigs might have all can't survive if the meat is cooked properly iirc.
1 ManBearFridge 2020-05-18
No, chickens, live chickens, are crawling with salmonella.
Yes, no shit, properly cooking food and not keeping live animals at the supermarket is the food safety I was referring to.
1 Jimbo_B_Beterson 2020-05-18
You seem like a nice insecure girl, plz stop raging in my bully posts
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2020-05-18
So I never heard of Abagail Shapiro so I looked her up, purely for research purposes, and all I can think is that girl must have some serious back pain problems.
1 VidiotGamer 2020-05-18
... They're not that big.
I love how people see a chick with a pair of d cups and go "Oh ho ho, I bet she'll have a lot of back pain" all the while stuffing Doritos into their mouths and ignoring the fact that they are carrying a sweaty 30 lb sheet of fat draped over their shoulders.
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2020-05-18
Dad? I told you not to reply to my posts.
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2020-05-18
I was trying not to be all der coomer about it.
I live in China, they look pretty big compared to.what's going on here.
Anyway, she has a fucking killer body whatever size her norks are.
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2020-05-18
Also, has anybody asked OP whether she's got small tits and a skinny frame or if she's a fat chick with small tits cos that latter one is the worst combination possible. It's the f01d equivalent of a midget m@nlet who is also fat to the point of having manb00bs.
She says she's "asexual" which usually means she considers herself to be repulsive but fβ¬m@les are so psychologically pathetic that perfectly good looking ones often think they're ugly while objectively cock-repelling growlers think they're "big and beautiful" or "full of fun & personality".
1 sehunz 2020-05-18
How the everloving fuck do you know that about me lmfaoo. Also I'm 5'4 and 98 pounds ππΏππΏ
1 Jimbo_B_Beterson 2020-05-18
Thank you for using racial diverse emojis
1 shhh_im_ban_evading 2020-05-18
I'm more of an ass guy but Abigail Shapiro's tits should be a wonder of the world.
1 -SaltineAmerican- 2020-05-18
Donβt worry - tons of nerds love small tits. It makes them think they have a chance and makes them think girls will be grateful to them for overlooking small imperfections.
1 medkaczynski 2020-05-18
This girl is 17 and posted her face in that degen sub where girls stick their tongues out and cross their eyes or whatever.
1 sehunz 2020-05-18
Yeah, like last year so what's your point
2 medkaczynski 2020-05-18
So you were 16 posting to a subreddit made for people to jerk off to?
That's kind of exactly my point?
1 sehunz 2020-05-18
Well it's in the past. Just like my post that was linked. It wasnt sexual in any way.
2 Jimbo_B_Beterson 2020-05-18
1 medkaczynski 2020-05-18
??????????
1 sehunz 2020-05-18
? Sticking my tongue out isnt sexual. Especially when I wasnt nude or anything
1 Jimbo_B_Beterson 2020-05-18
Cfnm is a fetish for a reason