PSA from the United Nations: don't use gendered nouns such as "landlord". Cue Twitter flipping shit, calling for the UN to be #CANCELLED.

10  2020-05-19 by JanetYellensFuckboy

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I hear Taiwan identifies as sovereign

😂

it's kind of complicated. The youth, liberals, and native Taiwanese tend towards sovereignty.

The old guard, however, doesn't claim independence from mainland China. This is because they claim to rule mainland China. They've just been temporarily inconvenienced for the better part of a century.

Is joke friend

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Theres these two little terms you might have head, ones de jure and the other is de facto, learn what they mean and do better.

Facts don't care about your soups of the day.

Should we stand up to powerful countries oppressing people and prevent atrocities? No, useless meetings and language policing it is

if you're unsure about someone's gender or are referring to a group

They got a point about not using boyfriend/girlfriend. "Partners" is much easier to refer to the group of people I have sex with every Saturday at the local dungeon.

Post Malone a playa

Uhhh sweaty it’s partnex! The plural for of partners is degrading to either partner who may feel othered, and saying partner excludes your second partnex. These rules are very simple, I don’t understand why you can’t seem to follow them. BE 👏 BETTER 👏

TIL that post malone owns a pig farm

Ugh

Ugh

The preferred term is actually Person of Land (PoL), thanks. Any other term is a LERF dogwhistle.

implying rentoids are people

Xir wasn't. Person of Land is the landlord.

You see, if we went ahead with the revolution and just ate the landlords, we would have this problem

I look forward to 8 more years of milage from your account

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Based

Based on what

Based on the sacrifice of billions of people that brought us 2 this point. 😔

F

A true story

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I remember when I used to respect this organisation.

What absolute mindlet ever respected the UN

The UN is basically a scam, they receive money for doing absolutely nothing

The UN exist to stop nuclear war. How many nuclear wars have we had?

Exactly. It's 100% effective.

I have a rock that keeps tigers away.

Your rock is just as VALID as UN!

Hmmm? How does it work?

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I can teach you for the low low price of $49.95 (or two installments of $29.95). I take payment through PayPal.

Then they should stick to what they're good at.

60% of the UNs budget goes to hiring an army of liberal arts majors to advocate for the UN to have double its budget.

Ya, my dad worked for them and so did most of the people I grew up around. They all join thinking they will be able to accomplish something only to find out how bureaucracy fucks everything.

Assuming you're seriousposting, what did he do?

He worked for in economics for farming co-ops trying to get small farmers into batches so they could purchase electricity and fuel at the discounted bulk rate that big commercial farms get.

That actually sounds like a really interesting job.

Nah, just underwriting. His job wouldnt have changed no matter what the product was.

I can't see anything going wrong with such a hare-brained scheme.

Having all your food grown by the smallest possible number of organisations is a good thing actually.

That way the CCP can buy all your agricultural capacity in a only a few transactions.

Money goes in, bureaucracy comes out.

To be fair, UN is the only thing in a lot of countries that is stopping people from going batshit crazy and start killing each other. They also provide food and medicine in war torn countries.

UN is the only thing in a lot of countries that is stopping people from going batshit crazy and start killing each other.

You misspelled "The US Military"

The UN only stands as a force for what you think is the good because it's backed by US military hegemony.

UN is the modern equivalent of that inflatable decoy tank used in WWII.

Never heard a better analogy

Most of the UN presence is based by PLA forces and local militia.

Peacepeakers are a meme, they aren't what keeps china out of the south china seas.

The UN gets an F in world fixing but still has a solid D in preventing nuclear war.

Also eradicating smallpox is a big one.

The UN eradicated smallpox the same way the US won WW1.

What? It was literally their effort, after a vaccine had been in existence for over a century.

The first attempt was half-assed and not pursued with much enthusiasm. By the second attempt, smallpox had already been pretty much eradicated in the Americas, Europe, most of Asia and Oceania without the UN. It was only in third world shitholes that smallpox was still a thing, so they eliminated it in those countries. So they basically tried to eradicate it when it was already on its way out.

I can think of more deserving things to give that solid D to (me, for one).

You mean like in rwanda? sudan? myanmar? the balkans?

Even if you look at the places where the UN did intervene, they haven't actually accomplished much. I've been waiting for them to fix Cyprus and Lebanon for 50 years now.

Shit, lebanon can't be fixed, not unless syria and israel suddenly decide to stop existing

Müslims can't be fixed

I thought they were white, though?

You consider mia kalifa white?

Morally🤔

Does she have a "friendly" dog? then she's not white

I thought the U stood for Useless

Idk, the UNSC seems pretty important.

Human People rights are unironically needed.

The establishment of the UN and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race. 😒

The person who said that is a right-winger

The members of the UN don't even respect it.

Thank God there's a bunch of foreigners in Paris to teach me how the English language works. I don't actually know if they're in Paris, I clicked their link to https://unwomen.org/en and got a 404 error, presumably because they don't have anyone who knows how to speak English.

This is not the first time the UN has tried this. The "New World Information and Communication Order" was proposed in the 1970s-80s. Third world dictators were getting their feelings hurt by bad press, so they wanted the UN to censor the media and only allow positive stories about them. You can guess how far that went.

Yea at least over here we can make nonsense gender neutral words by changing our language to include an x randomly. They need to get busy dismantling the patriarchy by reworking their entire conversational infrastructure by getting rid of masculine and feminine words.

Can we just start changing random words in french as retaliation? if you as much as miss an accent in a french word the baguettoids have an aneurism.

It's a poorly made website. You have to add the www

https://www.unwomen.org/en

Changing "businessman" to "representative" is dumb; changing "landlord" to "owner" is even dumber.

Do they even hear themselves talk before putting this out? "I need to pay my owner rent." How is that any better than "landlord?"

I'm not your landlord, I'm your owner. cracks whip

Oh that makes so much sense.

My bad. I totally support this notion now.

wtf when did the UN become so based.

Personally I thought "maiden name" to "family name" was the worst one.

I suppose. To me it implies the wife never belongs in the husband's family.

Exactly.

I think we're going to need throw more workforce at this difficult task.

Family name has always meant last name.

Changing "businessman" to "representative" is dumb

I've seen this in subtitles for k-dramas. I'm not sure where it crept in from, but given where the English-speaking audience for them is, I'm guessing it's SE Asia. I don't think it's even meant to be political, it's just some way of trying to map English words onto vocabulary used in Asia.

Jesus Christ.

The worst part about this is watching K-dramas.

I was watching k-dramas before you born, zoomer, so that automatically makes it okay.

😭😭😭 Over for zoomercels

Last year the nba changed from using the term “owner” for team owners to “governor” or some shit

I remember that. I am surprised I didn't see any articles crying about the potential colonial undertone of the word.

The players are gonna have to go to the owners now and be like "guv'nuh, I want some 'ore money". 🤣🤣🤣

Calling someone a rep is shorthand for "salesperson". Otherwise it's "employee" or potentially "corporate" depending on their level of autonomy in being an unhelpful external party. I very rarely come across "businessman" beyond press articles where it's used to conjure an archetype. So more "representative" is just a shitty replacement that causes collisions with established meanings rather than "businessman" being a term worth saving

Lmaooo. My reply has more likes than the original tweet.

Delete your organisation.

this is the next level of "Twitter is real life" delusion

It's so nice to see your organization take a break from their endless Jеw-hatred to focus on a really important problem. Thank you. - Prof. Dr. Gad Saad (He/Him)

Heh.

The correct term is LandChad.

Brother to Khazar Milkers responds with FACTS that don't care about your FEELINGS: https://mobile.twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1262422726465032192?s=20

Let me say this, right from the bottom of my heart: go f*** yourselves, you dictatorship-enabling bulls*** artists.

when ur cool enough to cuss out the UN on twatter dot com but u still gotta **** out ur swear words so no one has to read them 😎

***** and ****pilled.

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Problematic truncheon

This would be absolutely hilarious if the creator could just hide his seethe even a tiny bit.

it's a "parady" account that posts bonkers shit all the time

The author has also been published by srs publications.

What type of birth defect leads a person to not seeing the obvious sarcasm

That's the problem. It's too obvious. This kind of thing isn't funny unless there's some subtlety to it.

I didn't say anything about whether or not it's funny. But if you can't tell that person is at least trying to poke fun, you need a shotgun haircut

Heated 👃 k h a z a r 👃 moment?

Seeathing like this is never a good look 😔😒

God his sister is hot

How much would you pay for a cam show?

I know you don’t have her khazar milkers on display don’t try to lie to me

So, 2 stimmy checks🤔

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That shit was funny.

Good morning I hate women.

Masculine nouns and pronouns are the correct thing to use when referring to mixed genders or someone of unknown gender in virtually every Indo-European language. I’m not aware of any where that isn’t the case.

boyfriend/girlfriend -> partner

I guess still better than Reddit's SIGNIFICANT OTHER

They're getting shredded holy shit. I didn't know other leafs were anti UN

landlord owner

o mein gott 😹

I'm a businessman representative.

Hmm.

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I need to talk to my landlord owner.

Hmm.

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My wife's maiden name family name is OtherLastName.

Hmm.

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Also what about congresscritter and suit and pig and salesdroid and MotAS?

Holy fucking shit, and this is the organization expected to mediate world peace when it's already trying to coerce the english language

Lol

lol

Is the UN bored and got nothing to do

Yeah

Uh oh LandChads are getting Shoah'd again

Every person who has ever popped a blueberry should be granted immediate citizenship into the US.

Dear tennants, I'd like to be gender neutrally adressed as either landperson or landhuman.

I will call myself a land commander and send my tenants to the brig.

Ruler of the land works too.

"Internalized misogynist" and "prude" are the new slurs for women with standards and boundaries. Don't let newspeak fool you. ;)

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isnt this the second or third time the un have posted this?

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Where are you, George Carlin? We need you now more than ever

Whew, a whole thread on the UN and no one mentioned the child sex trafficking

Sex slave is gender neutral so that's why.

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They said the future would be flying cars but instead it's calling UN representatives f@ggots from the work toilet, and this is unironically a better future